…I tewtelly hear you.
All boys are jerks. [Adjusts whiskers]
Tell me everything—from the beginning.
I won’t tell anyone—don’t worry [takes sip of Chardonnay]
This is gonna take a while, Emily G….
Posts tagged as: Kittens
OOTO
June 13, 2007 By
Hey Guyths, I’m working from home today. [getting hair in keyboard]
I’ll be reachable in all the usual ways; iChat, email, cell phone, ring a bell, shake a Pounce treat can, etc.
[Turns on Oprah, falls asleep in crux of keyboard]
You are soooooo out-of-the-office, Davona N. 
You do the math
June 13, 2007 By
[looking over professor glasses]
Yes, yes, this is correct.
Regular kitteh plus Happy Feet penguin equals kitteh ear tufts. Every time.
You get an "A", Ellen L. Summer is high-tuftage season.
Burrito Supreme, extra kitteh
June 12, 2007 By
I meant CRISPY
Did I say "kitteh"?
Sorry, I meant crispy. And guac. I loves me the guac.
Hold the harbls.
Suzi L., make mine one with everything, pls.
Oh, for crapping out loud
June 12, 2007 By
[shaking head]
Please tell me that this lil’ kitteh-that-looks-like-a-bear is not the cutest kitteh in ALL DEE LAND.
[Handing kitteh "Cutest" sash to wear]
Kitteh: "pppbbbbbbtttth!"
Kitteh: "I see your Rule 15 and raise you a RULE 14, mofos!"
[crowd going wild sound]
Jen M., you should really be careful where you send your photos—that’s some potent shizzle.
Don’t make me pull this website over…
June 7, 2007 By
First of all, sherious belly alert, Peeps.
Second, please take a gander at these two Curtain Climbers, prolly causing office accidents all over the place from the rubbernecking (due to flashing a round gut!)
YouTubages courtesy of Kupo19
You gotta little something on yer chin there
June 6, 2007 By
…yeth, ith ma thung. Hol thill, almoth dun…
Spotted on MichelleMyBelle’s Vox, according to the Carroll County Times in Westminster, MD, this mama’huahua is named "Sprinkle". (Let’s assume the best.) The keeeteeen is "Bindi".
um, Eric H., “‘tocks” are on the backside of an animal
June 4, 2007 By
I’m scared to imagine what Sender-inner Eric H. thinks " ‘tocks" are… The title of his email submission was "Snorgleable Kitteh Tocks".
Though this kitteh is certainly snorgleable [looking over glasses] those are not his ‘tocks, but his, like, knees. [adjusts lab coat]
Can I git a witness on this, People!?
OK, OK, here’s the full shot for more context, so you can make a proper analysis. Click to embiggen.
Eric H., I think you best be checkin’ the glossary!
Hold still you wriggly toddler!
June 3, 2007 By
Hold….still!
[sigh]… wriggly, squirmy mctoddle-ers. Whatchoo gonna do?
Ehn! [orange bebeh foot kicks, not helping the situation]
Maybe you have some ideas, Dawn C.?
So, what did you do on Saturday night?
June 3, 2007 By
No-tingks.
I just sat on dee cowsche.
On a blankie.
On dee cowsche on a blankie.
Dat was pretty moishe eet.
Exciting, Anne T.! (And yes, I agree with you, she does look like an owl.)
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