Cats with white paws listen up

Here’s a tip. You can keep your paws twice as clean!

By using a ‘stacking’ position, you save on cleaning by not letting one paw touch the floor at a time.

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You can thank me later, Betsy M.

Where were those kittens filed again?

They’re filed under ‘P’ for prosh.

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Mae D., way to stay organized.

These Ragdoll kittehs want to know how you’re doing.

"Oh Hey." [Looks up from wrestling to acknowledge your presence]

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"Glad you could stop by.

How things were going?" [Looks at you intensely]

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"Ah huhn."

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"We’re all glad to hear that.

See you again soon?"

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See ALL the ragdoll goodness over here at CattFuzz. Thanks, Sender-Inner Claudia D.

The most unbelieveably prosh Scottish Fold Kitteh

BEHOLD!

The SCOTTISH FOLD!

Consider yourself warned. You cannot handle eet.

Laura J., you’re right, this Scottish Fold reaches new levels of proshness.

It Happens Every Time …

It never fails:  You bring home that stylin’ new HGLÄGTH bookshelf from IKEA, save the packing material, organize all the pieces neatly, follow all the instructions to the letter — and when it’s all put together, you still have that one kitty left over. [Seinfeld voice] I mean, what is the deal with that?

DIS KIBBLES TASTE FUNY

Keep it, Shannon G., you might need it later.

That’s what I call CPR!!!

Er, mouth to "meow"th

Er… mouth to mouf

OK, Whatever, a fireman saved a kitteh giving it mouth to mouth resusitayshe!

Check out the full video over on Yahoo!

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When asked what giving a cat mouth to mouth tasted like. The fireman said: "Like fur".

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Thanks for the hot tip, SparkyPannnts.

Bunz and Frenchie’s Daring Caper

"All right, Frenchie — the coast is clear.  Time to make our move."

Some Lalo Schifrin music would be nice here.

"The old dame keeps the jewels in the penthouse apartment.  All you gotta do is (whisper, whisper)"

Huzza guzza whuzza fluzza...

"Right, boss — here I go!"

BOIINNNGGGG!

"Oh, and I forgot to tell you — the jewels are in a lead-lined safe with a quintuple-combination lock guarded by a laser-targeted motion sensor, fourteen armed guards, three rottweilers, and a delusional attack lizard.  So good luck!"

I'm behind you all the way, pal!

We lose more frogs that way, Janine F.

New! From CuteCo!

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I file everything under 'M' for 'meow.'

… and like magic, your documents stay put!

Ehhhh ... It's a living.

Order now!  Operator Laura J. is standing by!

METALLICA + 4Chan + Kittehs = Outrageous!

People, what more do you need?!

Metallica lyrics and kittehs, all in a row! (I suggest playing the song while scrolling down, or just play the song in your head)

Get ready, here we go…

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WWJHD? (What would James Hetfield do)!? Fekket C.?

Alright, who left the kitten on the grill?

It’s everyone’s favorite Caturday activity!

Let’s play (and tape ourselves playing!) "Find the Kitteh"!

Kent R., I count 16 hiding places. You?

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