STICK your paws UP!

A Take-Over-style robbery was reported in the Kitteh District tonight.

The unfortunate victim was in recovering in Boxhab at the time. Sigh.

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The stuffed bun was aquitted of all charges, right Anne H.?

“All I ever wanted was a kitten.”

And now she has not just one but SEVEN HUNDRED OF THEM!

Wait, wait, before you think ‘crazy cat lady’ get a load of this awesome story.

And dogs too, Emma S.Visit this amazing place online at Cat House on the Kings.com

Whap, Kronche, Repeat

Check this out: Orange kitty makes a valiant effort to dislodge grey kitty, complete with much batting, chomping and lunging, but then returns to almost the exact same starting position.  For bonus fun, put this on an endless loop and watch it all night.

  

It’s … hypnotic … Hannah … N.

Show everyone at C.O. your paw pads, Piper. NOW.

Piper!

Be a good kitteh and show the audience your PADS!!! EHN! [Shoves paw pads in front of audience]

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Karin D., you and Chantal are not the only ones that appreciate some good paw pad action.

Laundry Tips with This Kitten

Hi, A Kitten here, with some very helpful laundry tips.

First, always divide your laundry into "softs" and "scratchies" so I know what laundry is most comfortuhbuhls roll around in.

Second, if some towels come out shredded, it’s prolly the dog’s fault, ’cause he does things like that asI’vepointedoutinthepast.

And lastly, throw some catnip leaves into EVERY and I mean EVERY drying cycle.

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Um, extremely helpful [shifty eyes] Sender-Inner Blair P. and Photographer Caroline S.

Real Men Dig Teh Qte

They’re covered in tattoos and have scary biker names, but these bad boys were born to be mild.  They’re the men of Rescue Ink, and as profiled in the New York Times, they speak out against animal abuse and find loving homes for abused animals all over the Big Apple. They’re not vigilantes, as they’re quick to point out, but they’ll get in an abuser’s face as much as the law allows — and they can be very persuasive.

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... and I will hug him, and love him, and brush his lit-tuhl furry body ...

See all photos and the full story over at the New York Times. Badass submishe, Paul K.

[Tapping forearm repeatedly for Caturday fix]

THIS JUST IN: Tigerlette ‘Tocks.

JUST in time for Caturday. We know you need your fix.

Whew! [wiping brow] THAT was close.

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Carina M., you’re our favorite dealer.

The Lonely, Desolate Life of Sniper Kitty

Sniper Kitty mans his solitary outpost. Day fades into day, night into night, until time is meaningless, the horizon becomes the only world he knows, and there is only the vigil to define him; the ceaseless waiting for the enemy that may come at any moment — or not at all.

It's almost ... TOO quiet.

Then he sees it — the foe he has waited an aching eternity to face:  The dreaded pen.  Instinct grips him now, stoked by the fear that burns in the furnace of his soul, the sickening knowledge that only one may succeed, and one must fail.  It is either bat — or be batted.

tha-THUMP, tha-THUMP, tha-THUMP, tha-THUMP ...

His prey draws closer.  Each second hangs forever in the icy winter stillness.  Small sounds echo in his ears now — a faint footstep, a rustling of leaves — speaking to a sense beyond sense, flowing into him, guiding him, telling him when the moment is right …

Enjoy a swatting of LIBERTY, vile oppressor!

And then, without warning, he strikes!  Channeling all his energy into one focused lunge, with devastating force he … he … heeee reeeeally likes tuna, he thinks.  Tuna is delicious.  Very tasty, indeed.  He could go for some tuna right now, in fact.  Because he really, really enjoys tuna.  He likes tuna.  He likes tuna a lot.

And furthermore, I like tuna.

See, this is why cats never won a war, Mark J.

Candygram.

Kitteh: You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?

Pups: [No answer]

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I’m only a dolphin, Amy K.

Mo’ Kittens Mo’ Problems

It’s a well-known fact.

Mo’ Kittens, mo’ problems. Just look at the WARS it starts.

You’ll recall we posted the third pic down some time ago, where one kitten was chomping on another. The rest of the series was too good to pass up.

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Snow Bengal, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengal, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.

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Snow Bengal, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengalkitten 8 Tage, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengalkitten 8 Tage, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.


Snow Bengalkitten 8 Tage, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.

Sweet McSquirmersons DellaLuna!

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