Winston’s mood: Hissy!!!

Let’s check in on our FAVORITE smooshed-face kitteh Winston. As you can see, Winston is displaying his usual charms and is also highly annoyed. WHAT could be annoying Win so much!? A lack of food? Rudy getting attention? Being forced to wear Holiday outfits?

Press play to find out!

Thanks for the Winston-gram, Michelle L.! As always, thanks to Rich over at FourFour.

Encore Presentayshe: SING IT, WHITNEY!

This is an encore presentayshe of Christian the Lion. This version has Whitney Houston belting it out in the background, timed perfectly with the lion leap is just *too moshe* to handle.

Joanna A., I wish a local vicar would let ME play on his field. Oh, and I will always love you.

Move over, Dramatic Chipmunk

Because Dramatic Kitteh is the new Dramz in town.

And just in case you missed it the first 8,234,789 times, we give props to the Original-Dramatic-Prairie Dog-Who-is-Always-Confused-As-A-Chipmunk:

Ms. Q., say it with me now: "Dahn dahn daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!" [looks over shoulder]

It’s A Smooshed Face Caturday

[Sing it with me now!]

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like ‘stache


walnut7, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes


walnut6, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh


walnut4, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin’ up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe


walnut5, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

No, it doesn’t matter what melody you sing with it, Cassandra L.

Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?

Trubz 1 and Trubz 2

Watch out, this could get really ugly.

Seriously ugly.


Flamenco & Simply, originally uploaded by Urs Wachter.

C.O. Saves the Day!

"Lawdy, ah thought ah’d just die.  They-ah it was, just days before the Garden Society summer cotillion, and mah paws wuz an absolute dee-scrace!  But then, ah found this simply wonderful Web site called Cute Overload, and wouldn’t you know it?   Raht they-ah in the middle of the screen, was the most dee-vine style ah simply hay-ad to have."

"Glory be, ah just don’t know what ah’d do without the In-tuh-net.  It is a lahfsaver, ah swey-ah!"

Am ah not a vision?

Your "Jules" is the belle of the ball, Sarah W.

Encore Presentayshe: Kitteh tamed by a boid

It’s not unusual to have great photos sent to me beeeellions of times. The collection below is no exception… Thanks again, Heather B. Here it is from January ’08:

This Boid is about to take this kitteh to school.

First, kitteh is all: "Is this thing on? tap tap"

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Next, kitteh attempts to pet Boid…

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Then kitteh becomes just another nesting material for Boid

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Next Kitteh is overwhelmed by mini-claw massaging actions

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Boid plants official "Bird country" flag on kitteh’s gut as a SYMBOL OF VICTORY

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Bye, Hon, Call me later. [Kiss]

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SEE!?

See, Nancy P.?!? See how he did that!?

Next month, in Obsessive-Compulsive Cat Fancier magazine

Cover story: Choosing the Cat Organizational Strategy That’s Right For You, plus Single-Use Chew Toys: Are They More Sanitary? and Teaching Your Cat To Make Only Right Turns. That’s next month in Obsessive-Compulsive Cat Fancier, at newsstands everywhere.

I'll take Paul Lynde to block, please.

We sort ours by attitude, Ying S.

Full Frontal Cute-ity!

See, this is why you need to be extra careful in the Internet Age:  You’re at a party, you’re hitting the catnip a little hard, and so you pass out in the guest bedroom — and that’s when somebody whips out the cell-phone camera, and the next morning you’re the newest star on HotWildOutOfControlAmateurKitties.com.  Unless you’re a boy cat, in which case everybody took turns writing on you with Sharpies first.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh, the shame of it, Ollie G.

At Last the Truth Can Be Told!

My friends, a sinister enemy walks among us — perhaps in your very house.  It comes from the distant reaches of another galaxy, yet takes the form of an innocent house cat, gaining our trust, then … stealing our very thoughts while we sleep!!   My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer.  Can your heart stand the shocking facts of … BRAIN ROBBERS FROM OUTER SPACE?!?

That ATM password has GOT to be in here somewhere.

I want to believe, Jill H.

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