I’ll have what she’s having

The perfect Sunday brunch! Strawberries, fruit cup, and fresh kitteh.

Bon Cat-pétit!

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Nom nom nom

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No, THANK YOU, Sender-Inner Ramona G. and Original poster Carnage Knockout! [Many more prosh photos/scenes there]

ANOTHER Stretch-a-thon

[Kitteh] I can stretch further than you can, Bee-yatch.
[Puppeh]
I’ve had it with your "contests"—

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[Kitteh] WATCH MEH—EHN! [belly splays out]
[Puppeh, offscreen, sighs, rolls eyes]

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[Puppeh]
Fine, I’ll show you a streeeeetch Ehn! [Tail flops forward]

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[Kitteh] You call that a stretch!? Check this out, MoFo! [Proceeds to break back in half]

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[Kitteh]
I think we KNOW who the winner of this Stretch-a-thon is now. [Proceeds to Honk-Shu land]
[Puppeh, under breath]
ElasticLittleGoodFerNuthin’LimberGymnastGrumbleGrumble!

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Nice rubber kitteh, Jennifer C.!

The Binary Hokey-Pokey

You put your right foot in …

One

You take your right foot out …

Zero

You put your right foot in …

One

And then you just sit there and pout.

Zero

0100111001101001011000110110010100100000011000110110000101110100, Anne B. (translate here)

Episode Nine: Peril in the Cupcake Swamp

Suddenly, the jungle grew still. The birds in the treetop canopy above us ceased their endless chattering and worriedly began to scan the distant horizon. “It’s no use,” I sighed, exhausted. “The surface is too smooth in every direction! There’s nothing to grab hold of!”  It was then that Julietta began to thrash about in panic. “Don’t struggle, Miss Greenaway!” shouted Professor Dawkins. “It will only cause the frosting to drag you down faster!”

But it was only the sudden rumbling of the ground that made her stop. We felt it again, then again — a dull vibration coursing through the forest floor, clearer and closer with every step. The birds scattered into the skies in terror and the monkeys disappeared chattering into the trees. There was a rustling behind me and then we saw it — the creature known by the natives as besta distorcido da selva: Fuzzy Beast of the Jungle.

Julietta screamed and struggled anew. “NO!” yelled Dawkins, but it was too late — the monster had noticed us. It lowered its massive head, and it was then that I saw them: The whiskers. They were our only hope now. “Grab onto my shoulders!” I told the others. “We’ve got one … last … chance.”

Will our heroes survive? View the entire thrilling episode at Picasa!

Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

The suspense is killing us, Laurie R!

Meanwhile, at Camp Wannasnorgleya…

"Ralph?  Ralph, you awake?"

"Cut it out, you’ll wake up the counselor!"

"Hey, you wanna know why I wasn’t in wood shop today? You wanna know, huh? Do ya? Huh?"

"Lemmie alone, Shermy, I’m sleeping."

"It’s because I totally scored with Sue-Ann Glupenpooter, that’s why."

"You lie, Shermy."

"Am not! We went out behind the boat house, and she let me get to third base!"

"Oh, for your information, Shermy, Bruce from cabin 12 told me that he overheard Becky and Janelle talking about how Weird Linda told them that Sue-Ann thinks you’re a total loser spaz butthead. So shut up and go to sleep."

(pause)

"All right — second base."

"Good night, Shermy."

Yeah, we’re not buying it either, Philip K.

These Boots Were Made For Stalking…

… and that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these boots are gonna whap you on the nose (whap whap whap whap whap!) and then tear through the living room (neeeeeaarrrrggghhhhhhmmmmm!!) and then climb up the drapes (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and then knock the planter off the kitchen counter (crash! whoopsie!) and then totally declare war on your tail (yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!) and then whap you on the nose some more (whap-ity whap!) and then fall asleep (honk-shuuuuuuuuu!).

A little closer ... closer ... cloooooserrrr

Cowgirl UP, Judy O!

Timid, er, tentative outing

Er, [sheepishly] I think [hee] think I might go outside ifthatsOKwithyou?

‘Cause if it’s not OK and you want me to stay in, I’m perfectly fine with that [places paw on edge of door]

Um, what do you think? [shifty eyes]

Out

[Whispering] thanks, Sender-outer Chris G.

THIS JUST IN: Iowa pet rescutes

Man, Iowa is having a TOUGH time. The people, pets, everything. It is rough.

Thankfully, the Humane Society is on the scene, heroically saving pets from precarious situations, providing safety, shelter and reuniting folks with their ani-pals…

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[Dog is all 'Baroo!?!']

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[Kitties are all Pfffffffft!-pffffft!]

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Get an emergency plan together for your pets! Donate here to Humane Society Flood Fund!

OMG PONIES!!11!

[Please note!] Paw is clutching Butterscotch Fire-mane Sunny-times Ass Tattoo Pony!

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Download and sing the My Little Pony theme with me!

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn’t the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?

Thanks for the earworm jingle, Amber!

A Father’s Day tie? You shouldn’t have.

No really. You shouldn’t have.

Really.

No, no, I really like the pattern!

It’s great, Son, really.


sunny tie, originally uploaded by bnims.

No, no, thank you!


claude cat, originally uploaded by alienardo.

Just pass me a beer, Son.


Korbi wearing his tie 2, originally uploaded by jgd3.

Happy Father’s Day, all you tie-loving Dads out there. The Star Trek box set wasn’t available on Blu-Ray yet, so this is the next best thing, I swear.