I suggest smokin’ some Humboldt Gold County before watching this

Serious. Toke on up. It’s the only way to deal.

Tracie P., I don’t even know what she ended up making in the end. I just liked watching the paws, Man.

XTREME HONK-SHUing

Here’s the story.

The kitten in question here had fallen asleep on one bed, where Sender-Inner Anna C. was planning to sleep. So, she decided to move the kitteh to another bed. The kitteh NEVER WOKE UP DURING THE TRANSFER!

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Pherterhes (photos) taken by Jessica M. Sleeping done by "Airashi" the kitteh.

Typical.

"It started like this…"

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"I left the room, and shortly thereafter, returned to find this…"

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Then, the inevitable:

"I asked them if they thought they were auditioning for a calendar."

Well, duh.

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Excellent, EXCELLENT work, Victoria R.  See this and other kitteh stories over at her blog.

Complete and total DESPARAY-SHONS

I hope you’re sitting down.

Because what you’re about to see is staggering. And sad.

It’s about a Kitteh—a desparate kitteh—who needs boxhab, so, so badly. [Shaking head] I hope you can stand to watch.

Paging Dr. Josh N. Come in, Dr. Josh N. STAT

Your Caturday Lullaby

It’s been a nice ole Caturday, People.

Let’s put ‘er to bed with this unusual Kitteh vid with blissful clenching paws. [Rule #29 in case you forgot.]

Sender-Inner ‘The Red Masque’, I’m not going to even ASK how this vid came about. Is that a lynx in that living room!?

P.S. Extra credit video is here, of an apparent Deer/Kitteh naptime interupted by a fallen battery pack. D’oh!

Holy shiatsu!

Really, there is nothing more to say than that—this is complete and total kitteh massage overload.

Should I close comments NOW or later, Mary W.?

THIS JUST IN: Boston is guarranteed goin’ to the play-offs

Grey Kitteh: "…but I don’t have to like it." [Goes back to sleepies]

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OK, we made a sports joke with a 90 percent female demographic. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, Cate F.!?

Here’s the deal.

First, Guy finds kitten outside his flat.

Next, Guy photographs the kitteh’s development, including Kitteh discovering sunbeams (Rule #40)

Many, many cute photos ensue.

Photos get sent to C.O. (Natch).

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CLOSE-UP PAY ATTEN-SHONS!

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It’s OK, little dude, sunbeams are niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

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It’s about time we sent out a schweet new desktop image, Sender-Inner Josh N. GREAT photos, Mescal. :D

Fresh kitten delivery!

Look, People, I’m sure at THIS POINT you’re wondering if I’m like, RELATED to Martha Stewart I mention her blog on this site so much. The short answer is "nyerhe" I’m not, I just like her blog honest ta Gahd!

For example, check out her recent KITTEN DELIVERY OMG!

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Delivered special to her farm. Ahn [head tilt.]

Check out ALL kittens-exploring-their-new-surroundings-pics here.

Dear Not That Abby The Other Abby,

My boyfriend and I adopted a kitten a few months ago. She is so sweet and little but she has this problem. She likes feet. And I don’t mean she thinks they’re kinda neat and she watches them. I mean she thinks they are tasty and she must eat them. Especially for breakfast. Especially in the very early morning hours for breakfast. This was taken after she was caught in the act. Don’t let the innocent act fool you. She is evil. Lovable… but evil.

Signed, Carrie M.

I can kick the habit anytime, honest!

Dear Carrie:

Let’s not pussyfoot around—your tiny toe-taster is in a terrible jam! Unless you intervene—and fast—she’ll become a full-on feline footaholic. Tell this heel to get on the ball and go to a local Toe-Anon meeting, and if she arches her back, remind her that de-nail isn’t just a river in Egypt, no matter how corny that sounds.

-The Other Abby

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