Dear Not That Abby The Other Abby,

My boyfriend and I adopted a kitten a few months ago. She is so sweet and little but she has this problem. She likes feet. And I don’t mean she thinks they’re kinda neat and she watches them. I mean she thinks they are tasty and she must eat them. Especially for breakfast. Especially in the very early morning hours for breakfast. This was taken after she was caught in the act. Don’t let the innocent act fool you. She is evil. Lovable… but evil.

Signed, Carrie M.

I can kick the habit anytime, honest!

Dear Carrie:

Let’s not pussyfoot around—your tiny toe-taster is in a terrible jam! Unless you intervene—and fast—she’ll become a full-on feline footaholic. Tell this heel to get on the ball and go to a local Toe-Anon meeting, and if she arches her back, remind her that de-nail isn’t just a river in Egypt, no matter how corny that sounds.

-The Other Abby

Caturday printing challenges

Um the paper seems to be coming out just fine.

But RepairCat™ is not happy with that result…

Catherine T.B., when I first saw this vid, I could have SWORN they stole sound effects from this ORIGINAL office freak out.

He’s RIGHT behind me, isn’t he

He is isn’t he.

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Mmmmmmmm! This is SOOO GOOD!!! [Looks over shoulder] Mmmmmmmmmm! Nom nom noooom!!!

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That’s just cruel, Sarah L. croo-ell.

Shiver Me Whiskers!

Arrrrrgh, mateys!  Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and ye be aboard the SS Redonkulous, the cutest vessel what ever sailed the Internets!  I’m Captain Kidd N. Kaboodle, and if it’s adventure ye be after, then welcome aboard!  And now, here’s my first(-post) mate, Mister Bleen!


Evil things people do to their pets, originally uploaded by International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Avast there, ye scurvy dogs!  Afore ye can sail in this thread, ye’ve got to show us you’re a real pirate!  Remember, this is Talk Like A Pirate Day, so either talk the talk — or walk the plank!  Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Quiz: Is It Photoshopped?

This picture is:

  1. Photoshopped;
  2. Really Photoshopped;
  3. Really, reeeeaaallly Photoshopped.

4. All of the ab-EEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

Can I peek at your answer, Karen G.?

Winstons snacks on blueberries and fingers.

Just another day for our favorite smooshed-face kitteh!

Thank you for the Winston alert, Mustang S.!

This marathon isn’t gonna run ITSELF, YOU KNOW

Tiny Kitten Track Coach: "Let’s GO ALREADY! [chomps on shoe tag]

C’MOOOOOON!" [Hops out door in shoe]

Ewok_shoe

Debby K., "Ewok" is a tough, tough trainer. [wiping brow]

Here. I have enough dust bunnies.

I’m not sure what to do with another one. My swiffer picks up so many!

This one was under the bed.

Tuektudu

The miniscule paw action must be stopped, Zana F. IT MUST BE!

That’s NOT the kind of ‘restocking’ I had in mind

The look on this kitteh face pretty much says it all.

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Apparently, "Penny" the kitteh slid the lid off the litter stash and well, you know the rest.

Does anyone speak ‘Kitteh’?

I need a Kitteh to English dictionary.

I’d REALLY like to know what this cat is saying.

Can you translate, Philip K.?

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