RED PANDA adopted by generous kitteh

Puhlease, People, get a load of this. MSNBC is reporting A baby RED PANDA (there is really no cuter animal on earth ‘cept maybe a hamster/pomeranian cross) was adopted by a domestic kitteh with four kittens. Let the interspecies snorgling BEGIN! [hands in air outstretched triumphantly]

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Glurping AND tiny ear action:

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And, JUUSSST in case you forgot what a red panda looks like, our very fave photo of a red panda with Japanese school-girl stance:

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Baby red panda and Mom from ARTIS/AFP/Getty Images… :D

//UPDATE!// More on CNN:

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Soooooo demanding [eye roll]

Listen, SPECIAL, RARE kittehs like us deserve SPECIAL treatment.

My brother and I REQUIRE cashmere pajamas, Business class or better, salad dressing on the side, mimosas at 8AM, claw trim and paint on Tuesdays, whisker whitening on Thursdays and kitten formula and hamburger every three hours. With a parsley garnish. DON’T FORGET THE PARSLEY GARNISH!

// Photo removed by request //

Geeshe, Sender-Inner Lisa K.! You’re SO caving to all their demands immediately! Photo by Geoff Howe/Canadian Press. Demanding tigerlettes are touring the Saskatoon Zoo.

Jeffery Catzenberg Takes a Meeting

"First, call DiCaprio and tell him he’s perfect for the part of young Ben Franklin.  Then, call the Props Department and get me the biggest WWII dirigible they got.  And tell the writer we need to cut the Roman orgy sequence if we want that PG-13 rating."

Hang on, I've got NTMTOM Cruise on line five.

I’ll have my people text your people, Joelle.

We’re Like This!

"Me and Oliver?  Oh yeah yeah, sure sure, we get along just fine, no problems.  Nope, no problems at all.  Gentle as a lamb, he is.  Wouldn’t hurt a fly, lord love ‘im.  He’s my best friend, he is, honestly!"

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It’s a marriage made in Heaven, Emily F.

Ah Gots the Biscuit-Makin’ BLUES!

Oh you know I’m sad and lonely, got that water in mah eyes,
I keep poking and-a prodding, but I never get a rise.
I’ll wear out these shoes,
Ah gots the biscuit-makin’ blues…

Now won’t someone adopt me, now don’t you make me plead,
Just my blankie and some pillows, and that’s everything I knead,
Ah’ve done paid mah dues,
Tired of these biscuit-makin’ blues.

Sitter-innering on bass, give it up for Sandra C.!

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But will it get along with my Roomba, Rachel J.?

At the Jedi Assisted-Living Community

"A sitz bath, HAH!  Adult diapers, FEH!  A Jedi craves not these things.  And why was there no tapioca with dinner?  Promised it, I was." (incoherent mumbling)

Try to remember him when, Barbara H.

Did somebody order Caturday paw clenching action?

[Looking around the table for who ordered this fine dish] Who ordered the Rule #29 (clenching paws in the air repeatedly)? Be careful, the plate is very hot.

This song is almost tolerable now, Ragnhild K.!

The (Cat) Thinker

Interviewer: Mr. Kitteh, what are you thinking about?

Kitteh: I can’t decide which one it is… amy I hungry or nappy? Hungry… or… nappy. THAT is the question.

Melissa M., I think it’s both. In that order.

Eat your heart out, Siegfried and Roy

Ahhhhhh yeah. This is an oldie but a goodie, People. It’s all explained in the video, just press play.

Thank you to the 3.2 Beeeellion people who sent this in. Most recently Rita S-V.

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