Fightin’ and One-Linin’

Tonight we dine… IN HELL! [Attacks]

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Are you not ENTERTAINED!?

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Are you feeling lucky, Punk!? [swipe swipe]

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That’s it man! Game over Man, game over! [Ffffffft fffffft!]

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You’re the disease—AND I’M THE CURE! [Say in Sly Stallone slur]

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Go ahead. Make my day.

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Hasta La Vista Fabiana T.!

[PS — this is an Encore Presentayshe.  Hi Baffle! – Ed.]

People, THIS is why it’s The frakking Overload

Will you PLEASE get a load of this pic that is pushing Cuteness to it’s XREME limits.

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Oh Don’t enhance! NO! we can’t take—

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH! (In other words, thank you, Tundra B.)

I’ll give you a twenny for that kitten

Check it out, this little kitten is just about to take off on a magic carpet ride with Andrew Jackson:

I can’t figure out if the mew sounds are delayed or there is ANOTHER off-screen kitteh making those prosh sounds, OR it’s some synth recorded sound triggered by some kid on a keyboard—which is it Jenn?

Names have been changed to protect the innocent

Solitary Boxhab Confinement patient "Pebbles" warns young kittens:

"Stay in school!

Don’t do boxes!"

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"I’ve wasted weeks of my life addicted to napping in boxes—when I could have been lounging in sunbeams or catnip fields like other cats. [lights cigarette, takes drag] But no. I’m hooked."

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Shameful, Maxine S. [Shaking head] just shameful.

Kitten treats at 3 o’clock, BALL OF STRING AT 9 o’clock!!!

[Ears go in bof directions]

OMG WHAT DO I CHOOSE!?


Kitten!, originally uploaded by swaza.

Swaza, I suggest a magic eight ball for these difficult, difficult times.

How long do I have to hold this side up?

NO really, can’t you get some bookends on EBAY or something?

Geeshe.


A cute, sad kitten, originally uploaded by Kokor Hekkus.

You’re doing a good job though, Kokor H. :P

DON’T MAKE ME FACE WEDNESDAY

I beg you!

I can’t take it. I’m only coming out on FRIDAY!

See ya [tucks back into pockie]


Cute Kitten In Pocket, originally uploaded by PicturesOfCats.

I don’t blame you, green pocket kitteh…Not at all. [shaking head]

Synchronized Sleeping

And let’s check in on the canine semi-finals now … looks like Bozie and Monty are in good form here as they enter their second hour …

And snore, two, three ... and yawn, two, three ...

And meanwhile, in the kitten division …

What's our secret?  MAGNETS!

Thanks to coaches Blythe J. (top photo) and Grace B. (bottom photo)

La la la la [covering eyes with hands] la la la

GOP candidate Sarah Palin’s daughter is pregnant!? La la la la I can’t heeeeeeeeeear you! I’m watching kittennns!

Great submishe, NTMTOM ;)

Winston gets a book deal?!

Winston_book_4aOne of Winston’s biggest fans (A five-year-old named Ramona) recently sent him a pitch for a potential New York Times Best Seller, tentatively titled: "The Adventures of Winston."

See more of the proposal and cover letter over at FourFour.

The question is—will he go for it!?

 

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As you can see, Winston is reviewing the proposal with great, er, interest.

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What? He wants an Annie Leibowitz coffee table book instead!? What?

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