Terminal Boxaholism

In recent years, boxhab centers nationwide have seen an alarming 58.2 percent rise in cases of boxaholism, the uncontrollable urge to wedge oneself into crates, shoeboxes, picnic coolers, floor safes, suitcases, hope chests, Bundt pans, mailing tubes, lunch pails, and all manner of portable enclosed spaces.  In extreme cases, boxaholics will instinctively assume box-like shapes when no container is available.

Just 31 more of these and we can play chess.

It’s time for intervention, Kyllyssa.

Crazy Eddie’s! Really Small! Area Rug Sale!

We’re practically GIVING these kittehs away!

We got orange! we got white! we got tabbies! Even grey-tipped EARS!

Flip each kitteh over to see OUR LOW, LOW PRICES. We’re IN-SA-A-A-A-A-ANE!"

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Photographer MeeShel L. gave all these lil’ rugs away to new owners, save one, little Sammy, the shorthair at the top. kittens in a row, originally uploaded by MeeShel.L1G..

A runt’s request

[Kitteh looks around nervously] Hey Pssst, Buddy!

Do you have any of those delicious lil’ coffee creamers I keep hearing about!? Just to tide me over!

I can’t say no to those PENETRATING BLUE EYES, Weird Aunt Martha! Grey Kitten, originally uploaded by Weird_Aunt_Martha.

Wylee takes Widget under his wing

Sender-Inner Gina C. works at an animal shelter in New Hampshire, and sometimes her "work" comes home with her.

Meet Widget, a foster kitten she raised from 3 days old. Gina’s pup Wylee helped raise Widget too, obviously teaching him to snuggles,

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How to "Baroo",

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They’re still working on eyeball focusing…

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Gina C., that is some sweet paw nommage.

I Love it When a Friendship Just Works

"Yeah, me and Allie are like, total BFF, because we have this understanding, see.  She always gives up the sunny spot when I walk into the room, she never complains when I use her for a pillow … yep, she knows who’s boss, and I totally love that about her."

(... right, and I'll be leaving you a little thank-you gift in your dog food later.)

See, that’s the key, Katherine N.—balance.

Caturday Night Night

It’s been a loooong Caturday, and it’s time for your lullaby.

Sender-Inner Layla says this kitteh is so cute, she slapped herself watching the video. That’s all I needed to know. Ahn.

That IS an anerable tongue, you’re right, Layla [slapping self sound].

More Caturday indulgences [Shaking head in disgust]

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Cats always think they have some kin dof special privledges just because it’s Caturday.

They think they can sleep in the dryer, eat at the dinner table, indulge in boxes—the list goes on.

When are the hamsters of this world going to rise up and say "Enough already" in their squeaky hamster voices!?

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Sender-Inner Marieke and Poema the kitteh, I don’t know if we’ll ever turn this around.

Demanding, relentless kittens!

OMG, HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! Kitten Chow is almost ready.

Geeshe.

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"Susie preparing for Caturday" by Todd.

This relationship just isn’t working.

[Cat voice] Listen. It’s not me you it’s me.

We’ve given it a GOOD SHOT.

Are you even listening, Rex?

Ray-ray-ray-ray-ray-mi the Minx YOU knooooow what I like LOL.

What IS this THING in the LIVING ROOM!?

Hmmm. Looks like there is a sleeping Leo-pards here.

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Tap tap. Hey-roh?

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[Snorf snorf]

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[Tap tap]

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[Tap + snorf]

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OK, I think he’s mostly harmless. Mostly.

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I agree, I think this is pretty harmless and the situation is under control, Hyura C.

RIGHT!?

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