Two-faced Kitteh Caturday

Only on a Caturday could we post this.

Apparently, a two-faced kitteh was born in Ohio to a Mom cat who likes hanging out in her litter. [Throws hands up in the air]

Justin C., the kitten meows in unison too—love it!

The ALL-KNOWING KITTEH

Look, I didn’t ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.

It can see my innermost thoughts… it can tell me my innermost feelingks!

It knows I left the iron on, it knows I stole candy cigarettes from Bergmann’s department store in fourth grade and that I haven’t been to the dentist in five years—HALP!

Intense

No one is safe, Maureen C.! NO ONE!

What does this kitteh see about YOU!?

Pop-up Video, C.O. Style

0:15 Bat Bat

0:36 Curled Paw Rule of Cuteness #22

0:45 Cats ‘n’ Crotches

1:08 Crossed paws

1:35 Baby Boxhab

1:44 Oh, I am soooo beau-tee-fuhls!

1:55 Is this thing on!?

I LOVE IT when a song just MAKES the video. Sweet work, AVPhibes. Credit for this find goes to Karen C. [You win golden Binoculars award]

Winston’s mood: Hissy!!!

Let’s check in on our FAVORITE smooshed-face kitteh Winston. As you can see, Winston is displaying his usual charms and is also highly annoyed. WHAT could be annoying Win so much!? A lack of food? Rudy getting attention? Being forced to wear Holiday outfits?

Press play to find out!

Thanks for the Winston-gram, Michelle L.! As always, thanks to Rich over at FourFour.

Encore Presentayshe: SING IT, WHITNEY!

This is an encore presentayshe of Christian the Lion. This version has Whitney Houston belting it out in the background, timed perfectly with the lion leap is just *too moshe* to handle.

Joanna A., I wish a local vicar would let ME play on his field. Oh, and I will always love you.

Move over, Dramatic Chipmunk

Because Dramatic Kitteh is the new Dramz in town.

And just in case you missed it the first 8,234,789 times, we give props to the Original-Dramatic-Prairie Dog-Who-is-Always-Confused-As-A-Chipmunk:

Ms. Q., say it with me now: "Dahn dahn daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!" [looks over shoulder]

It’s A Smooshed Face Caturday

[Sing it with me now!]

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With a schnozzle pressed in,
And a Brimley-like ‘stache


walnut7, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
With abbreviated profiles,
and bugg-a-licious eyes


walnut6, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
Ears are regular size,
Still paws are unaffectedly prosh


walnut4, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

It’s a Smooshed Face Caturday!
When gettin’ up close
Purr sounds are more garbled than ushe


walnut5, originally uploaded by cassandramurphy.

No, it doesn’t matter what melody you sing with it, Cassandra L.

Hey Cutetologists out there, do you have more lyrics to add!?

Trubz 1 and Trubz 2

Watch out, this could get really ugly.

Seriously ugly.


Flamenco & Simply, originally uploaded by Urs Wachter.

C.O. Saves the Day!

"Lawdy, ah thought ah’d just die.  They-ah it was, just days before the Garden Society summer cotillion, and mah paws wuz an absolute dee-scrace!  But then, ah found this simply wonderful Web site called Cute Overload, and wouldn’t you know it?   Raht they-ah in the middle of the screen, was the most dee-vine style ah simply hay-ad to have."

"Glory be, ah just don’t know what ah’d do without the In-tuh-net.  It is a lahfsaver, ah swey-ah!"

Am ah not a vision?

Your "Jules" is the belle of the ball, Sarah W.

Encore Presentayshe: Kitteh tamed by a boid

It’s not unusual to have great photos sent to me beeeellions of times. The collection below is no exception… Thanks again, Heather B. Here it is from January ’08:

This Boid is about to take this kitteh to school.

First, kitteh is all: "Is this thing on? tap tap"

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Next, kitteh attempts to pet Boid…

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Then kitteh becomes just another nesting material for Boid

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Next Kitteh is overwhelmed by mini-claw massaging actions

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Boid plants official "Bird country" flag on kitteh’s gut as a SYMBOL OF VICTORY

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Bye, Hon, Call me later. [Kiss]

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SEE!?

See, Nancy P.?!? See how he did that!?

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