Ah Gots the Biscuit-Makin’ BLUES!

Oh you know I’m sad and lonely, got that water in mah eyes,
I keep poking and-a prodding, but I never get a rise.
I’ll wear out these shoes,
Ah gots the biscuit-makin’ blues…

Now won’t someone adopt me, now don’t you make me plead,
Just my blankie and some pillows, and that’s everything I knead,
Ah’ve done paid mah dues,
Tired of these biscuit-makin’ blues.

Sitter-innering on bass, give it up for Sandra C.!

New From Ronco!

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But will it get along with my Roomba, Rachel J.?

At the Jedi Assisted-Living Community

"A sitz bath, HAH!  Adult diapers, FEH!  A Jedi craves not these things.  And why was there no tapioca with dinner?  Promised it, I was." (incoherent mumbling)

Try to remember him when, Barbara H.

Did somebody order Caturday paw clenching action?

[Looking around the table for who ordered this fine dish] Who ordered the Rule #29 (clenching paws in the air repeatedly)? Be careful, the plate is very hot.

This song is almost tolerable now, Ragnhild K.!

The (Cat) Thinker

Interviewer: Mr. Kitteh, what are you thinking about?

Kitteh: I can’t decide which one it is… amy I hungry or nappy? Hungry… or… nappy. THAT is the question.

Melissa M., I think it’s both. In that order.

Eat your heart out, Siegfried and Roy

Ahhhhhh yeah. This is an oldie but a goodie, People. It’s all explained in the video, just press play.

Thank you to the 3.2 Beeeellion people who sent this in. Most recently Rita S-V.

Winston’s annual (annoying!) summer haircut

It’s that time of year again, when Winston the smooshed-faced kitteh gets SHORN and is extremely annoyed by it. (Apparently, proximity to the knife on the counter is all part of Winston’s REVENGE)

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Check out the noodley “NYERHE!” maneuver:

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And now… the entire ordeal… IN ACTION!

Rich and Winston, you can do no wrong, even with this, this, this… haircut

Kitteh Dust Bunny

Um, please put me back under the bed where I belongk.

Plink! plink! [Dust bunny eye blink]


Roosevelt, originally uploaded by Sweet Pea Cattery.

Ah, Ah, Ah, CHOO!, Lori W.

Cub benefits from Zoo director’s hospitality

According to BBC, Behbeh cubbersons "Zara" was born to a young and inexperienced Ma who wasn’t sure how to take care of her. At under three pounds, this cub woulda died if it weren’t a certain Linton Zoo Director. Eventually, this cub will be set loose in Uganda, but in the meantime, "Arnie" the cat is getting his snorgle on.

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Mer…ALGH, Stephanie N.!

My name is Betty and I…

[Pause]

My name is—well, I’m Betty.

and… I—I have a bit of a problem that landed me in the "time out" corner.

You see, I strongly believe that bed linen wrinkles are OUT TO GET US ALL and must be attacked. I didn’t MEAN to tear your duvet to shreds, but it’s for your own safety. [Closes eyes and sighs loudly]

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Vicky, stay safe! [head tilt]

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