That’s what I call CPR!!!

Er, mouth to "meow"th

Er… mouth to mouf

OK, Whatever, a fireman saved a kitteh giving it mouth to mouth resusitayshe!

Check out the full video over on Yahoo!

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When asked what giving a cat mouth to mouth tasted like. The fireman said: "Like fur".

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Thanks for the hot tip, SparkyPannnts.

Bunz and Frenchie’s Daring Caper

"All right, Frenchie — the coast is clear.  Time to make our move."

Some Lalo Schifrin music would be nice here.

"The old dame keeps the jewels in the penthouse apartment.  All you gotta do is (whisper, whisper)"

Huzza guzza whuzza fluzza...

"Right, boss — here I go!"

BOIINNNGGGG!

"Oh, and I forgot to tell you — the jewels are in a lead-lined safe with a quintuple-combination lock guarded by a laser-targeted motion sensor, fourteen armed guards, three rottweilers, and a delusional attack lizard.  So good luck!"

I'm behind you all the way, pal!

We lose more frogs that way, Janine F.

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I file everything under 'M' for 'meow.'

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METALLICA + 4Chan + Kittehs = Outrageous!

People, what more do you need?!

Metallica lyrics and kittehs, all in a row! (I suggest playing the song while scrolling down, or just play the song in your head)

Get ready, here we go…

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WWJHD? (What would James Hetfield do)!? Fekket C.?

Alright, who left the kitten on the grill?

It’s everyone’s favorite Caturday activity!

Let’s play (and tape ourselves playing!) "Find the Kitteh"!

Kent R., I count 16 hiding places. You?

Scaredy Caturday

HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] X Infinity Googleplex

Jorden C., you’re driving the remote-control mouse aren’t you?

Fightin’ and One-Linin’

Tonight we dine… IN HELL! [Attacks]

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Are you not ENTERTAINED!?

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Are you feeling lucky, Punk!? [swipe swipe]

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That’s it man! Game over Man, game over! [Ffffffft fffffft!]

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You’re the disease—AND I’M THE CURE! [Say in Sly Stallone slur]

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Go ahead. Make my day.

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Hasta La Vista Fabiana T.!

[PS — this is an Encore Presentayshe.  Hi Baffle! – Ed.]

People, THIS is why it’s The frakking Overload

Will you PLEASE get a load of this pic that is pushing Cuteness to it’s XREME limits.

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Oh Don’t enhance! NO! we can’t take—

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH! (In other words, thank you, Tundra B.)

I’ll give you a twenny for that kitten

Check it out, this little kitten is just about to take off on a magic carpet ride with Andrew Jackson:

I can’t figure out if the mew sounds are delayed or there is ANOTHER off-screen kitteh making those prosh sounds, OR it’s some synth recorded sound triggered by some kid on a keyboard—which is it Jenn?

Names have been changed to protect the innocent

Solitary Boxhab Confinement patient "Pebbles" warns young kittens:

"Stay in school!

Don’t do boxes!"

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"I’ve wasted weeks of my life addicted to napping in boxes—when I could have been lounging in sunbeams or catnip fields like other cats. [lights cigarette, takes drag] But no. I’m hooked."

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Shameful, Maxine S. [Shaking head] just shameful.

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