Avast there, ye sea dogs! Just because I’ve only got one eye, ye’ve got no call ta be throwin’ me in the trash with the rest of the bilge water! That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more! (Now where did I put me spinach?)

Have you considered adding an eye patch and a parrot, Laura S.?
by Meg on November 8, 2009
BEFORE!

AFTER!

HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN Marissa Q.!?
by Meg on November 7, 2009
Damn hamsters are always ME ME ME!

Stephanie W., I hope things improve.
After extensive research, Dell gambled on their focus groups’ request for “something softer to the touch” and lost.

Triple click, Maria F.
Golly, I suppose we did sneak up on you under the covers, didn’t we? Frightfully sorry about that, old bean. Anyway, once you’ve finished clutching your chest, would you mind getting us our breakfast? Thanks ever so.

N-no m-m-more c-coffee for m-me, Christopher A.
What a weird dream! I was running and running, but never getting anywhere. Then this giant hand pushed me around on my back, and it felt so good I started doing it by myself. And it kept happening over and over, like some kind of endless loop…
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Update: See more of the kitty at top right here.
He was no Michael Knight. And he didn’t even come close to a Magnum. Hell, even with espadrilles, he couldn’t hold a candle to Crockett or Tubbs. The sad truth was, despite what he wanted you to believe, he was no babe magnet.

And since he didn’t even know how to drive, he spent his days working it as a hood ornament; it was a pointless exercise in futility.

I’m guessing there are Jersey plates on that thing, Lindsey Y.
Yes folks, here at Cute Overload, we like to keep Teh Qte clean and fresh. So today, we’re taking a load of puppies down to the laundromat…

… and now let’s check in on the kitties; they ought to be dry by now.

Mountain View, CA — Google today announced an update to its Google Maps application. The popular mapping tool, which already highlights areas of high traffic density, will also display which streets have been overrun by giant kitties.


Actual story: The map wall is part of a new playroom for animals at the Montclair, NJ animal shelter, designed for free by students of Montclair State University. Story, more photos here. Spotted by Erin N.
by Meg on November 1, 2009
Piping hot out of the oven. Would you like Chablis or Chardonnay with this morsel? [serving in your general direction]

This is the Overload, Kristen H., you can have a glass of each.