And Now, Back to The Goodness Gracious Garden with Madelyn Flomberg

Last week, we learned 14 unusual places you can stick a saguaro cactus, but this week we return to the back garden, where I’ve planted these lovely Japanese evergreens. These delicate plants lend a tone of peace and serenity to any gar — WILL THE TWO OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF I’M TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE SHEEEEEEEESH!

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Via Bruno Caimi.

You’re Pulling My Leg!

No, really — you’re pulling my leg! Staaaaaaaaahhhhhhhp!

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C.O.: Your Source for Green Cuteness

Dear readers: We are proud to announce that Cute Overload is now 100 percent powered by clean renewable energy. Thanks to an army of cats operating the revolutionary new KitTurbine™ 6300 Portable Energy Generation System (demonstrated below), our servers deliver Teh Qte without fossil fuels, nuclear power, or appeal to the Forces of Darkness.

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Welcome to My Open House!

I think you’re going to just love this cozy birdhouse. It’s perfect for a young couple looking to get away from that whole do-it-yourself “nest” thing.

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Piko Smile! from sender-inner Joshua J.

The Few, the Proud… The Pizza Cats!

[MOVIE TRAILER VOICE] In a world where people hunger for truth, justice and stuffed crusts, four brave kitties get the job done. Wanted by the authorities for a hairball they didn’t commit, they survive in the notorious Pizza Underground. So if you’re having a party, if no one else can deliver — and if you can find them — maybe you can hire… the Pizza Cats!

 

MEET DETCH! Fleet of foot, Detch is a delivery demon! His Motto: “Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or it’s late!”

 

MEET DORA! With dizzying determination and deft discipline over detail, Dora monitors the delivery fleet!

 

MEET HIME! The spreadsheet demon, this atomic-powered accountant can balance books with her butt!

 

MEET TENCHI! Taking orders on the front lines, Tenchi works hard for the money… although a lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard to spend.

Via The Consumerist and AdWeek.

 

Oh Boy, It’s a Kitten!

Oh joy and rapture! Now I have my own lit-tuhl friend to hug and play with and love and also hug! And it will sleep in my bed, and eat all my food, and chew up my toys… and… whack my nose when I’m sleeping… and…

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“Was worried about how the dog would react to the new kitten,” says Redditor toniashley88. “I think it’s safe to say he’s happy about it.”

Maybe if I Jiggled the Handle of Fate…

Dear Diary: At last, the Tall Ones have made a critical misstep, and enlightenment is within my reach. They have left open the doorway to the Porcelain Oracle, a swirling vortex through which all that is hidden may be revealed. Now, if I can only learn its workings…

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“Furry little ball doing nonsense at home!” says Flickr-er Natasia Causse. “I took this picture before realizing that the toilet lid was up.”

A Little More Nuts Than Usual

IMPORTANT: Trader Schmoe’s has announced a recall of its current batch of almond cookies due to a tendency for the cookies to become hostile. Any attempt to eat these cookies may result in injury, possibly laughter-related.

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“These almond cookies are very aggressive,” notes Redditor ateraxiaa.

Oh, Madame, You Look Ravisheeng

Zat hat, eet ees so becomeeng on you! Ze style, ze co-lairs, ze jaunty plumage, eet transforms madame into ze vee-shon of lovliness, non?

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2 Kute Krew

That’s DJ Marmie on turntable, DJ OtherMarmie on other turntable, and DJ OtherOtherMarmie on the Phatbeatdownator 3000.

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