Belleh Up to the Meelks Bar…

… and make it a triple!

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Via Phil Dolby.

The Extremely Rare Anti-Rule #46

Also known as the “double hrumph,” in which sleeping in the exact opposite of a yin-yang position is also cute.

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Sleepy Cats, via Christine Warner Hawks.

 

The C.O. Guide to Cat-proofing Your Home

Cats are naturally curious animals, and will naturally view any closed door as a challenge. For added security, place a pan of water in front of the…

… oh, never mind.

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A Cat and Mouse Game

… and for the 3,749th time, Masie Mouse beat her friend Molly Marmie in hide-and-go-seek.

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Via Reddit.

But All the Same, It Was Totally Our Idea

Not to be outdone by tech giants such as Tesla, Google, and Apple, Cute Overload is proud to announce its plans to build its own self-driving car. The initial prototype consists of a cat driving a Tesla while consulting Google Maps on an iPhone.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

New Hope for the Easily Startled

For those suffering from Perpetual Jumpiness Syndrome (PJ’S), there is now a conditioning therapy in which the subject is surrounded by breakable objects while therapists in sheets yell “Boo!”

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Via Reddit.

Next Time, Use Sniffy Lube!

For superior auto service, bring your car to Sniffy Lube.™ The highly trained noses of Sniffy Lube’s expert “me-cat-nics” can smell trouble in your car no matter where it is.

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Via Makoto Satsukawa.

Oh, There Will Be a Boss Fight

The newest game from Obscurity Studios is Call of Booty, a side-scrolling platformer in which you control the Dread Pirate Marvin as he races to save his lady love, Anita Handhere, battling waves of zombies, skeletons, zombie skeletons, and the extremely realistic Atomic Mega-Whapzilla.

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Via spilltojill.

From the C.O. Impractical Joke Files

If you really want to confuse your cat, wait until your cat is sleeping, then tear down your house and rebuild it so that it appears to be on its side.

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Via Kelly Sikkema. (… or you could just call Confuse-A-Cat)

Useless Pointless Cuteness

Pug Washes Your Monitor: Here, let me get that for you… Wait, now this bit’s smeared over here… Oh, and now there’s some drool over here… Dang, this is harder than I thought… (Requires Flash)

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Cat Bounce: Pick ‘em up, watch ‘em bounce! Hours of amusement! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties! (Requires Flash)

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Koalas to the Max: Use your mouse to divide the circles until you see a picture of a koala. This is the most work you will ever do to see a picture of a koala.

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Found via The Useless Web.

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