I Am Lion, Hear Me Roar!

As the sun of a new day rises above the arid plains, the majestic lion surveys his majestic realm in all of its majestic majesty.


No creature is safe from the cruel snap of his mighty jaws!

Aw, It Was Just Getting Interesting

OK, Priya, you’ve watched enough of The Young and the Restless for today.
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But, but, I wanna know how it ends!

Via YouTube.

When is a Kitten not a Kitten?

When it’s a baby beaver. It’s true! Bet ya didn’t know that huh? Didja, huh?

This is a kitten.

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And in a crazy-cute parallel world, this is also a kitten.

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“This is Charlie!!” – Kitten photo by Sivan.
Photo of smiling baby beaver rescued in 2009 via KOMO News.

How Much Are Those Kitties in the Window (Melting Our Brains)?

Dog 1: Daaaw, I want to take the black one home and name it Midnight.

Dog 2: Gawrsh, I want to take the white one home and name it Snowball.

Dog 3: Hurrr, I want to take the grey one home and name it Charcoal.

Dog 4: Grrrr, I want a crowbar, and I don’t particularly care what color it is.

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Susan M. found this on the “Dog Bless You” non-profit page on Facebook.

Beware of Catmeleon!

It is I, Catmeleon, master of illusion. I cannot be seen, only sensed. I am but a whisper, a thought, floating like a breeze in your mind when you think you are alone, doing that nasty thing you do. “Ah,” you say as you reach down, “there are my marbles. I must have lost them.” Now you shall feel the sting… of Catmeleon!

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Redditor kittencaboodle17 says: “My boyfriend bought me a present yesterday… already almost lost it on the bathroom floor.”

I Has A Dream

I also has a heart. Kinda teh same ting.


Polly has the heart of a dreamer, Lorene T.

Katzenzimmer!

It’s an indoor kitty gym that will have your cats climbing the walls. In some ways this goes above and beyond any we’ve seen here before. Plus, Katzenzimmer is so much fun to say.

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Rooms Transformed into Overhead Cat Playgrounds by Goldtatze. More info at Bored Panda.

Kitty Cat Laundromat

To Our Customers: Do not place children in washing meowchines. Management will not be responsible for any damages due to the prosh asplosion.

Via YouTube.

Just 28 More Flavors and You’ve Got a Baskin Robbins

Scientists at the Institute for Advanced Ice Cream Studies have announced an unusual breakthrough: a cat that gives Neapolitan milk.


This photo has Nothing to do with Arbroath.

Welcome to the C.O. Adventurers Club

In our gallery, you see portraits of our members who have brought honor upon our esteemed society. First, let us meet Horace Gowen Hogg-Wylde, the inventor of the toenail straightener, and first to cross the English Channel in a hot-air baboon;


Next, here is Sir Grimsby Pepperpopper, PhD, OMGBBQ, the biologist who proved his controversial theory that “a lake is merely an introverted mountain” by climbing to the bottom of Lake Geneva;

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And finally, we see Lord Humphrey Humphermumph-Ghlurrbl-Fleargh, the renowned achiever of a great many things, only we don’t know what they are because nobody can understand him when he talks.


Via Bored Panda, where you may see more animals with moustaches.

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