Posts tagged as: Kittens

Cheetah Happy

♪ ♫ A-hunting I will go, a-hunting I will go! Heigh-Ho, the Derry-O, a-hunting I will go!”♪ ♫

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Field Guide, Alex T. says, “Oh Helloe ((OK, that right there is cute)) Cute Overload , One happy, smiley cheetah!”

Attack of the Killer Kittens!

A murderer lurks among us — in every garden, down every alley, perhaps in your very home. A soulless, bloodthirsty killing machine, able to hunt entire terror-stricken species to eternal extinction with cold, grim, unfeeling efficiency…


Who is this fiend? The common house cat. According to research quoted in The Scientist, domestic and feral cats kill as many as 3.7 billion birds and 20.7 billion mammals each year. And after they’re done with field mice, could we be next?


And yet, this fearsome beast is capable of … this.

Photos via Mikael Tigerström and Kevin Dooley.

Stop!

In the name of Loff.

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Seen on Pixdaus, photo by Vladimir N.

No, We Don’t Have That on CD

This is a record store. We sell records. Records are how music should be heard, not the flat, tinny ultra-compressed CD-slash-MP3 so-called “music” you seem to have settled for. Know what we keep on CDs? Beverages. Good day, madam.


Via this person, with a user name I can’t quite type.

Always Dreamed of a Career in Cuteology?

But don’t have the time to study? (shhh, wink, wink) Now getting your Cuteologist Degree is simple, thanks to CO’s fully accredited 3-step Cuteologist Program!
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Congratulations! We guarantee your hard work will be rewarded! And you can add some extra letters after your name.
Brittany Spaniel pups via Pinterest, cup o’ cute via Buzzfeed, Kitty by Josh N.’s Joshograph, (there’s still time to vote)!

I’ll Be Watching You

Every sleep you take

Every move you make

Every vase you break

Every fresh step you take

I’ll be watching you.


Tom (the cat) and Milo (the dog) are a hit, Ashlee!

If at First You Don’t Succeed…

… be adorably entertaining.

I Can Has Brush Now?

Kuzma The Kat decides to go for it.

“This is my Siberian, Kuzma. He has EXCELLENT grooming habits :) ” -Michele W.

Then We Tried the Cat Pillow!

Of all the decorative pillows ever sold, Furtastic fine quality cat pillows have the look and feel of real cats. With patented Flooferizer; our luxurious Furtastic 5000 per square inch fur count is approved by strict Federal Lint Brush standards.

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Ann S. says, “This is Donald. His nose is cold.”

Wow, That’s Cold

… but it was not until the next morning that Marcie came to the realization that the birdie she’d been stalking all night came from a badminton set.


Not an actual cat, but either an ingenious sculpture or a once-in-a-lifetime snow formation, captured by sammydavisdog.