Up Next: The Chaseable Mouse

Limited screen space on laptop computers is a perennial problem, but researchers may have a breakthrough: the Holographic Auxiliary (HOAX) display system.

Now we can watch full-length movies, DxDutch!

Christmas Delivery Still Available!

Order from KristmasKitties.com now and select “I’m an idiot who didn’t plan ahead so please tack on shipping charges three times the amount of my order” for guaranteed Christmas delivery!

Fire Crew to the Rescue

We all know how brave firefighters are. Being a firefighter is all about the very hard work of dealing with incredibly difficult hazards, danger and, omgkittens!!!!1!!111!!!11!!!!

Via YouTube. (By the way! While we’re waiting for that Men of CO calendar, we should get us a Men of CO tag!)

Flashback Friday

To Catch a Thief audition – take one! Kitty, you are to play the role of the thief. Aaand, action!

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1954. “From photographs of actress Grace Kelly on the movie set of To Catch a Thief.” Photo by Robert Vose for Look magazine.

Kitty Cosmetic Surgery

“And now, we simply pull the skin back like so, and… Oh, madam! You are a goddess, a radiant vision of youth! This procedure will take years off your face!”

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Via the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.

Oh Bomb All Ye Faithful

Deck the floor with presents dandy,
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!
Carolers cute and crammed with candy,
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!
Sing we now to fair remind us,
Pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-pho, pho-to-bomb!
Laser Kitty’s right behind us
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!

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It’s “Tina, not happy among the presents,” says Sonia B.

Cute Skills 101

Peeps, we all need to be fully prepared for the cute. CO training builds cute skills that will serve you for a lifetime. For example, when the littlest kitten evar discovers its littlest toebeans for the first time, it is okay to look but don’t let the kitten get away with, say, exposing its snorgalicious belleh spots! Instead, reach out and grab on for dear life. Now does anybody want to demonstrate?

“This just about caused me to keel over! Enjoy.” -Kim. Via YouTube

Godzilla Vs. Megakitty!

Aieeee! Megakitty has escaped from Monster Island and is rampaging through Tokyo and only Godzilla can stop her and here comes Godzilla now to put an end to this madness but now they are both rampaging and smashing buildings and this is horrible and I am so upset and terrified that I cannot even pause between sentences and have to keep talking and talking because the actor on the screen won’t stop moving his lips EEEEAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!


Via Likecool.com.

On Your Mark, Get Set, FAIL

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Via Reddit.

Hot, Steamy Kitten-on-Penguin Action!

Oh, mah dawlin’, (slurp) ah get all misty when ah’m near you (slurp, slurp). Your hot kisses are (slurp) lahk a bray-eth of fresh aay-yah, ah dew (slurp) dee-clay-yah…

Hanh S. shares: “My kitty Darth Nori wheezes like Darth Vader (hence her name), but ever since she started making out with Petey (her penguin humidifier), she’s been breathing easy! Great for those pesky winter coughs/sneezes!”