Dude, I’ve been meaning to tell you this for awhile, you have a seriously weird teddy bear.
And God created Dog in His image, only backwards, and gave Dog dominion over the trees and hydrants. And Dog saw he was alone, and whimpered pitifully.
And thus did the Lord take a bone from Dog, even though he was still chewing it, and from it created Cat. And He spake into Dog, saying “Behold, I give thee Cat, to serve as companion and helpmate to thee.”
And Cat said “Whoa, screw that noise, pappy. I ain’t taking orders from nobody, let alone Captain Mange, here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta take a nap before bedtime.”
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round.
Via Rocket News, no foolin’.
… can I eat some of your hair?
The Catalonia Dance Company is proud to announce its 2014-2015 ballet season, starting with Prawn Lake, starring featured dancer Meowkhail Baryshnikat.
Fly Cat, by Flickr-er 氣質 美少年.
Cats always look good. Now they are helping hoomins look good too. Or maybe they’re just giving ’em a good licking.
(Oh, man, this scam works like a dream. I just put on the shark suit, hum that “dun-dun-dun-dun” theme music, and this bozo drops the kibble and runs out of the house screaming! And the best part is, I have it all to myself… Wait, what’s that music coming from behind me?)
Via kcxd on Flickr.
In the world of toebeans there is one that connects us all, over and over again.
From: The book “I am Maru.”
You nose I don’t like it when you do that.