Product Recall Notice

Amalgamated Collectibles, Inc. has announced the recall of its Predator 3D 12-inch action figure due to a tendency to cough up hairballs and howl for tuna.

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Via Stan Winston School.

Do You Have that Feline Feeling?

Are you one of the nearly 1 in 50 women who suffer from CHS (cat head syndrome)? Look for any of these warning signs:

  • Sudden urge to lick arms and legs
  • Unnatural attraction to string
  • Random alternating feelings of listlessness, hyperactivity, curiosity, indifference, pudding
  • Gigantic cat head

Fortunately there’s Meowlitra™, the once-tri-semi-daily pill clinically almost proven to reverse the effects of CHS. Ask your doctor if Meowlitra is right for you, and keep changing doctors until you find one who says yes, then… Be the You You Used to Be™, with Meowlitra.*

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* Side effects are mild to spicy and may include: headache, nausea, memory loss, binge chirping, temporary mono-nostril, memory loss, vertigo, stage fright, frenzy, north by northwest, phantom menace syndrome, memory loss, time travel, boogie fever, clairvoyance, chocolate stigmata, happy feet, spontaneous vegetation, and memory loss. If death occurs, reduce dosage. From Cats, Beavers and Ducks, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Global Manufactured Illness, Inc.

Alternate Reality Toesday

There are two sides to everything – welcome to the Toesday Underworld. You are now in another dimension; where shadowy reflections in surreal nether regions bear a vague resemblance to free floating cat’s paws that don’t obey laws of physics – oh wait …

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Via Twenty Two Words and  The Cat Scan.

One Ring to Fool Them All

Watch this unusual laser pointer run rings around these hobbit kittens!

The Way of the Ninja

To become a ninja, young apprentice, you must master the art of invisibility. To make no sound, to cast no shadow, calls for most subtle cunning and grace. Failing that, an opponent who is a complete idiot.

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Via Reddit.

Practice Makes Purrfect

Chester believes the camera is your friend… Snowball, on the other hand, is leaning in the direction of I don’t think so.

“This is my cat Chester.  He loves to have his picture taken !” By Megan M.

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“My cat, Snowball. Would you believe how hard it is to get good photos of her? 90% of the time she looks away right before before the camera does its job!” – Jaroslav L., Poland.

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Dear Meg,

CO peeps will be suffering a terribuhl head asplosion today. They’ll be incapa, incasa, incapatasated for years. Please send money.

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Dog & Cat photo from Shutterstock.

Flashback Friday

Interspecies snorgling, 1940s style!

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Worry Wart, the cat, and Pest, the goat, taking a break on the back porch in Melrose, New Mexico, 1943. Photo by Lois M. via Vintage Pets.

A Stranger. From the outside. Oooooooooooh.

The Toy is our master. The Toy chooses who will go up and who will stay.

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“Kittens playing.” -Carol B.

Trouble Assembling Your New Cat?

If you got a cat this Christmas, but can’t seem to put it together properly, call our toll-free Cat Resource Assembly Service Hotline at 1-800-CRASH-ED.

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Via Reddit.