Brush, Brush, Brush, Brush, Brush.

5 minutes later. SPLOOOFFF.
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“Her name is Frosya.” -Nadya N.

A funny thing happened on the way to the midnight snack

As cats in seek of late, late night noms, we only need employ of our stealth and natural night vision.

(one sleepy, peckish owner later)

Freeze ray eyebeams! Freeze ray eyebeams! Freeze ray eyebeams!

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As seen on Tastefully Offensive, via Kitty Devore Rescue.

 

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You’ve Got Tail, via Rocket News. Kind of reminiscent of the Elephant font.

You Are Getting Sleee-peee…

You will fall into a deeeeeeep sleeeeeep and just lie there, doing nothing. In other words, pretty much how you act on a normal day…

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Via Reddit.

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,

On the stage tonight we have a grand performance for you. An epic drama like no other!
Our hero, Field Marshall His Grace The Duke of Wellington in all his, “Up guards and at them!”, glory

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meets his old nemesis, Napoleon Bonaparte, “A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.”

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“My two cats. Jetsam is the black and white one, Flotsam is the tortie-looking one.” -Amanda Beard Photography.

A Blanket of White

This time of year, that could mean two verrry different things. We like Thing One’s comfy, cozy, warm version.

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Thing One, from Guremike.

Curious Creatures of the Amazon!

Noted for its deadly lunging attacks, the South American Carpet Eel can retract its entire head into its protective outer skin, then dart out to catch its prey.

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What Do You Mean, I’m Fuzzy?

I’m fuzzy how? Fuzzy like a clown, like I amuse you? How am I fuzzy?

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“Hello! I love CO! Thank you for making everyone smile everyday!” :), -Kate S. Via Imgur.

Kitty Faith Healing

“Oh, most merciful Supreme Cat on high, we pray thee send a miracle through my paws, that blessed Brother Mousie may frolic and scamper once more, and in return, I promise not to bite him so hard in the future, hal-lay-loo-yuh!”

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Via Reddit.

Rules are Rules

And cats are cats and they say that means:

I play with anything I want, whether you spent lotsa your monies on it or not.

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I sleep anywhere I want, whether it’s my bed or not.

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I beg for noms whenever I want, whether I am hungry or not.

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I do not need a bath, at all, ever, whether I’m totally askin’ for it or not.

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I reign supreme over all I survey, like it or not.

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Mischievous Misha, owned and photographed by Kemal Selimovic.

“This is Hemingway. I’ve raised him from a kitten but I don’t want to be held responsible for his bad manners! This picture is of him trying his hardest to distract me from studying with his absolutely adorbs beseeching paw action! Please note that he is a polydactyl kitty – and his white paws make it look like he’s always wearing mittens!” -Caroline C.

“The orange and white cat is “Handsome,” a resident of the Lanai Animal Rescue Center.” -Toysmith.

“This is our cat “Lady”. The photographer’s name is my fiancee Trina C.” Thanks, Koorosh V.

Austin Pets Alive! foster kitten. -Claire and David Gilder.

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