Posts tagged as: Kittens

Get Well Soon, Oliver Donovan

You might recall Oly D. from October 2011. It seems that O-Man is feeling rather poorly..check his FB page for the complete word. An excerpt from the 29th:

“This is Oliver’s mom, Jillian D. I took Oliver to the emergency clinic at noon today. He started breathing pretty heavy last night. He is in congestive heart failure right now, though- he seemed good this morning, but around 11:30, he started breathing heavier again and by the time we got there, it was pretty bad.”

Here’s how to help with Oliver’s medical costs.

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Cuteporter Sarah P. tipped off us to this. Photo from Oly’s FB.

Here and There

Hello? Anybody up there?

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Hello, it’s just me up here.

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That’s a cute trick Alison A., but please don’t let Mr. Giles tell the boss how to be two places at once.

Pancake, The Great Paper Crane Hunter

Cats are known to be sneaky stealthy predators of the jungle living room. Here’s Pancake carefully scoping out those most dangerous paper cranes, known to populate the Pacific Northwest.

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Shot by Kate in Portland, OR.

We’ve Been Over This Before

Remember, peeps. Please calmly proceed to look at this kitten in a calm and orderly fashion.

Thank you for your co-operaysh -AAAHHHHHH!

(mass asplodinks sounds)

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OK, everybody settle down! Don’t panic!

Oh where oh where could the defribbermathingy be? You peeps really should try to keep it somewhere handy.

Meanwhile CO is here for you, maybe this puppy will help?!

(mass hysteria)        …whoopsies!

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Fatally cute kitten photo by Sandra Shurmans of Tierfotograf-Berlin. Killer accomplice Yorkie is Russell, by Lindsay E. who tells us, “He’s pretty cute. :) He even has his own Facebook page.” Um, “pretty” cute?! Huh, ya don’t say.

Six Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Dates

Pets snuggle with no ulterior motives.


You expect your pet to sometimes smell funny. You worry when your date does. Conversely, your pet seems to enjoy it when you are especially malodorous, whereas your date does not.


Your pet doesn’t mind so much when you wear matching outfits.


Your pet doesn’t care if you have put on a few pounds, have some extra hair in weird places or if you’re wearing those holey sweatpants. Some dates expect you to step it up.


When you give your pet dinner out of a bag, can or crisper drawer, they act like it is French cuisine.


Your pet will always be happy to see you and will act like it’s been an eternity since they saw you last. If your date is not happy to see you, get a different date. Better yet, get a pet.


In order of appearance: YoYo by Tiffany F, Hank “Hanky Panky” the Tank by Michael and LaTricia P., Mourka by Frank and Anna T., tiny tortoise by P, hungry bunny by Gary and Brenda and chinchilla in waiting by Newhell.

I Know You’re Staring At Them

I’m Sam. A Cat With Eyebrows. What, you’ve never seen these before?

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Ten miles. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways.

Harrumph, cats these days. Why, when I was a kid ……! (ok, it’s a sheep, not a goat, close enough!)

Very c-ewe-t, Anea D.

Your How-to Guide to Shoplifting

For novice shoplifters, it is important to establish an alibi in case one is caught. For example, allowing the merchandise to attach itself to you, rather than pocketing it yourself, can create an element of plausible deniability.

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(Note: Some content at source website may be NSFW.)

Empiricle Evidence

Hey! Do we have spots on our bellies?


I don’t know, but I know how to find out. To the couch!


I got spots here!


Me, too. Spots and swats!


“I think you might appreciate the little bellies and brand 
new, almost-never-used paw pads and claws of Nanook and Loki, my
 adorable kittens…They live in Paris, France (and my name is Camille). And thank you for all the cuteness!”

Never Knew What Hit Him

Holy McCrappersons! Kitteh wuz jus’ minding his own biz–then WHAMMO.

Submitted by the always reliable Mihai F.