Well, I Got My Christmas Wish

Mmmnnn, yesssss. And when you boys are done here, one of you can mix me an appletini before I go in for my pedicure.

It’s the Most Pun-derful Time of the Year

With the kits jingle belling,

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And everyone telling you, “Be of goofy cheer.”
It’s the most pun-derful time of the year.

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It’s the ham- hammiest season of all.

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With those hedgehoggeh-day greetings,

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And guinea peeg meetings,

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When felines have a ball,

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It’s the hat-hattiest season of all.

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Credits in the hovertexts! More Princess Pricklepants here! More puns in the comments!!!

Dahns of zay Sugar Plum Furry

Sit back and enjoy, while visions of Kodi the kitten dance through your head.

Fave Ballet Frames:

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Via Sho Ko on YouTube.

That’s Far Enough, Kid

How many times I gotta tell you, don’t talk to strange camera operators!

“I just thought the peeps of CO would love to see this mama wolf with her kitten,” writes Ginette C.

Up Next: The Chaseable Mouse

Limited screen space on laptop computers is a perennial problem, but researchers may have a breakthrough: the Holographic Auxiliary (HOAX) display system.

Now we can watch full-length movies, DxDutch!

Christmas Delivery Still Available!

Order from KristmasKitties.com now and select “I’m an idiot who didn’t plan ahead so please tack on shipping charges three times the amount of my order” for guaranteed Christmas delivery!

Fire Crew to the Rescue

We all know how brave firefighters are. Being a firefighter is all about the very hard work of dealing with incredibly difficult hazards, danger and, omgkittens!!!!1!!111!!!11!!!!

Via YouTube. (By the way! While we’re waiting for that Men of CO calendar, we should get us a Men of CO tag!)

Flashback Friday

To Catch a Thief audition – take one! Kitty, you are to play the role of the thief. Aaand, action!

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1954. “From photographs of actress Grace Kelly on the movie set of To Catch a Thief.” Photo by Robert Vose for Look magazine.

Kitty Cosmetic Surgery

“And now, we simply pull the skin back like so, and… Oh, madam! You are a goddess, a radiant vision of youth! This procedure will take years off your face!”

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Via the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.

Oh Bomb All Ye Faithful

Deck the floor with presents dandy,
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!
Carolers cute and crammed with candy,
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!
Sing we now to fair remind us,
Pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-pho, pho-to-bomb!
Laser Kitty’s right behind us
Pho-pho-pho-pho-pho, pho-pho-to-bomb!

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It’s “Tina, not happy among the presents,” says Sonia B.