No, I’m not your mother, kid. Your mother is out in the barn, with all your brothers and sisters. Now, can I get a little sleep here?
It’s enough to make ya swear off chicken nuggets, Jack B.
Posts tagged as: Kittens
Cat Weaving 101
March 11, 2013 By
Folding laundry has the potential to drive one insane. So why not take up a more reasonable pastime, like cat weaving. They tend to be quite pliable after lying in the sun all day.
Wizard and Barnabas, s”napped” by Lori C., who informs us, “Here is a picture of my cats foregoing their laundry duties!”
Product Recall Notice
March 11, 2013 By
Due to a production error, a recent batch of our popular Khittman’s Sampler contained only gray kitties, and not the assortment indicated on the ingredients label. We regret any inconvenience cased by this error.
Via Sin Amigos.
Why Do Opposites Attract?
March 9, 2013 By
It’s very simple really, being different provides a balance which allows them to be mutually complete and that enables both to serve as each other’s better half. In other words, a yin to their yang.
Alright, you know what? I lied. They do it because they’re just so cuuute!
From Redditor flopsycat
Spit Splat,
March 9, 2013 By
I was taking a sleep bath, long about a Caturday night…
Fave Tongue Frame:
Yeah, I was a-spittin’ and a-splattin’! Update: This sleppeh kitteh is Mookie, from Pitter Pats of Baby Cats. Thank you, Sue!
Flashback Friday
March 8, 2013 By
It was looong ago, before Cute Overload and interwebs and memes and Maru and OMGPonies!!!1!!1! and Boo the dog; it was the (relative) calm before the storm. . .
Fave Flashback Frame :
Brought to you today from the mists of another time via U-zoo.
Hello, Ladies.
March 5, 2013 By
Look at your man. Now back to me. Now look at my thumb. Gee, you’re dumb. Back to me. I’m on a horse. In a rocket sled. Look again: Now I’m on a boat, in the desert, playing Stratego with Liberace. That makes no sense. Do you want your man to smell like me? Probably not, because I smell like cat box. I’m in a bag.
Stop trying to make Fitch happen, Julia G.
Tattoo Tale
March 5, 2013 By
Do you really expect me to believe you drove to Vegas, got drunk, and had my picture tattooed on your arm? That doesn’t even look like me! You’ve been seeing another kitty, haven’t you?
Via Sin Amigos.
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