These Whiskers

Boldly go where no whiskers have gone before.

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“Bailey, Queen of the Universe.” -Aditi K. C.

Cement Mix-up

“(Where has that no-good lazy bum been hiding himself this time? I’m behind schedule as it is, and I now I gotta look for him! Oh well, I guess I’ll have to start the cement mixer myself and hope he shows up.)”

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Via gacha223.

Express Your Inner Decor-um

To reduce the appearance of clutter, introduce lines and angles to your home, even if you don’t think it jives with kitty’s feng shui…

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“This is Charlie (aka “My Charlie”) my rescute kitteh.  He is just the best boy ever. I hope you think he’s cute enough for “C.O.”, we love your site, never miss a day! (Took these with the iPad). -Jean A. from CT.

This Screensaver Is Kind of Creepy

I mean, most of them have some kind of animation, but this one just sits there and stares at you.

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Via Reddit.

Chapter Nine, in Which Mr. Devereaux Can Contain His Desires No Longer

Hesitantly, Roger opened the door to Daphne’s private boudoir. She stood before him, radiant in the moonlight, clad only in the sheer silken nightclothes that flowed elegantly around her demure figure. “I am not accustomed to visitors at this hour, good sir,” she said in a voice at once coy and commanding.

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Via RocketNews24.

C.O. Home Appliance News

In today’s smaller “efficiency” kitchens, conserving counter space is important. That’s why every kitchen should have the Blechk and Dorkier cabinet-mounted cat. This space-saving new design keeps kitty out of the way when not in use.

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Via RocketNews24.

Clearly, It’s Baffling

Although the stealthiness of the house cat is well known, its mechanics are still a mystery. For example, cats can bend light to make themselves transparent.

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Even more remarkable, cats are able to extend this transparency, enabling them to see through solid objects!

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Photos via Reddit (top) and RocketNews24.

Curses, Foiled Again

Villain cats, “YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.”

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Dainty family in distress, “But we can’t pay the rent!”

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Ding-dong! Rent Lady calling! You must pay the rent!

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Yeahhh, if you could just pay the rent, that would be greeeaaat.

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I’ll get you my kitty, and your rent, too!

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“I’ll pay the rent!”, said dramatic penguin dramatically, “Put it on my bill.”
Yay! Our hero.

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Rocket News has the “real” story. Cute beady eye factor by Sylvanian Families AKA Calico Critters.

This Post Requires Popcorn, Extra Fluffy

The Oscars are tonight and we have for you six minutes of the most Oscar-worthy movie scenes, with cats! You wont want it to end! And, you may wonder at first how they ‘shopped all these cats into so many movie classics. But these are real scenes of Small Cats on the Big Screen. How many of the movies can you name?

Created by Klara Tavakoli Goesche, as seen on YouTube, where you will find a full list of all the movies.

Quantum Pounce

To save his funding, time-travel scientist Sam Beckatt steps into his particle accelerator, only to wake up in someone else’s body. Setting right things which once went wrong, Sam pounces from life to life, hoping each time that this is the final pounce home.


Via Reddit.

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