Tales of the Lonesome Prairie

(Under the burning Oklahoma sun, the stoic cowboy searches the horizon. His steely eye finds its target: a stray. Leaping from his sprinting steed, the cowpoke lands squarely on the dogie’s back, but the beast refuses to surrender, frantically pitching and rocking to free itself from…)

(I said, “frantically pitching and rocking”… Hello?)

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“She saw the kids playing on it and now she meows until you rock her,” says Redditor rc1honda.

Spy vs. Spy

You think you’re so civilized, you people with your rules, your codes of honor. Well, in my world, down on the kitchen floor where life really happens, there’s only one rule — bat or be batted. The enemy is everywhere — and nowhere. Any step I take could be my last.

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Who Could Resist This Little Gem?

This is Schrödinger, a Siamese, a cat of striking beauty and distinction,

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with exquisitely adorable moon diamond eyes, impeccable elegance, who is enchantingly mysterious and also happens to be altogether smokin’!

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Only one problem. Schrödinger was a straggly, stray, street urchin. Yet, simply given a second chance, the transformation is nothing short of amazing. And here he is making his world debut on CO! Yesss.

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“My siamese cat Schrödinger was a filthy, feral teenage cat when we rescued him a few months ago. Stinky, skinny, infested, hungry… Once we got past all the ear mites, fleas, worms, bad habits, he was a changed kitty and is now quite the handsome meezer and quite a ladykiller.” -Lottie P.

We Have a Security Breach!

Looks like some creep tried to hide a video camera in our yoga studio! Well, we’ll see about that!

Wow, That Is Really Interesting

You don’t say? Wow, I never knew that. My stars, but you sure know a lot about interesting things! Do go on, this is fascinating! No, really — I could listen to you for hours.

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Vive la Paw

As One would say if One were in France while One were celebrating Toesday and One were so inclined to use zay outrrageous Frawnsh occent. Ahn?

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Vive la Thing One and Guremike.

These Whiskers

Boldly go where no whiskers have gone before.

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“Bailey, Queen of the Universe.” -Aditi K. C.

Cement Mix-up

“(Where has that no-good lazy bum been hiding himself this time? I’m behind schedule as it is, and I now I gotta look for him! Oh well, I guess I’ll have to start the cement mixer myself and hope he shows up.)”

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Via gacha223.

Express Your Inner Decor-um

To reduce the appearance of clutter, introduce lines and angles to your home, even if you don’t think it jives with kitty’s feng shui…

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“This is Charlie (aka “My Charlie”) my rescute kitteh.  He is just the best boy ever. I hope you think he’s cute enough for “C.O.”, we love your site, never miss a day! (Took these with the iPad). -Jean A. from CT.

This Screensaver Is Kind of Creepy

I mean, most of them have some kind of animation, but this one just sits there and stares at you.

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Via Reddit.

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