Chapter Nine, in Which Mr. Devereaux Can Contain His Desires No Longer

Hesitantly, Roger opened the door to Daphne’s private boudoir. She stood before him, radiant in the moonlight, clad only in the sheer silken nightclothes that flowed elegantly around her demure figure. “I am not accustomed to visitors at this hour, good sir,” she said in a voice at once coy and commanding.

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Via RocketNews24.

C.O. Home Appliance News

In today’s smaller “efficiency” kitchens, conserving counter space is important. That’s why every kitchen should have the Blechk and Dorkier cabinet-mounted cat. This space-saving new design keeps kitty out of the way when not in use.

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Via RocketNews24.

Clearly, It’s Baffling

Although the stealthiness of the house cat is well known, its mechanics are still a mystery. For example, cats can bend light to make themselves transparent.

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Even more remarkable, cats are able to extend this transparency, enabling them to see through solid objects!

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Photos via Reddit (top) and RocketNews24.

Curses, Foiled Again

Villain cats, “YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.”

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Dainty family in distress, “But we can’t pay the rent!”

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Ding-dong! Rent Lady calling! You must pay the rent!

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Yeahhh, if you could just pay the rent, that would be greeeaaat.

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I’ll get you my kitty, and your rent, too!

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“I’ll pay the rent!”, said dramatic penguin dramatically, “Put it on my bill.”
Yay! Our hero.

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Rocket News has the “real” story. Cute beady eye factor by Sylvanian Families AKA Calico Critters.

This Post Requires Popcorn, Extra Fluffy

The Oscars are tonight and we have for you six minutes of the most Oscar-worthy movie scenes, with cats! You wont want it to end! And, you may wonder at first how they ‘shopped all these cats into so many movie classics. But these are real scenes of Small Cats on the Big Screen. How many of the movies can you name?

Created by Klara Tavakoli Goesche, as seen on YouTube, where you will find a full list of all the movies.

Quantum Pounce

To save his funding, time-travel scientist Sam Beckatt steps into his particle accelerator, only to wake up in someone else’s body. Setting right things which once went wrong, Sam pounces from life to life, hoping each time that this is the final pounce home.


Via Reddit.

Caturday Caterpillar

Before

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and after!

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“Mmunchphy vwsmunchtmsdy.” (means, “Oh Hai.”)

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It all really started when a nice hoomin discovered Mr. Munchabunch had hitched a ride home on a new houseplant.

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Seeing how much Mr. Munchabunch really, really, really liked the new plant the nice hoomin was happy to let him stay and named him, John.

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John liked the new name and decided to hang around for awhile.

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John became very attached to the new houseplant.

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(If you’re the impatient type, skip to the next frame)

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Ta-DAAAA! Now, where’s my nectar cocktail!

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“This is a serious cutemergency. I’ve come to you for help in spreading this amazing story all over teh interwebs.” -Dora N.
Cat-erpillar, via Emergency Kittens.

Butt Bed is Back!

Kitteh, a leetle higher up please – the knot in my back is keelink me.

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As seen on Bits and Pieces. CO Butt Bed bunch begins here or here!

Proof: Cats are A-Door-Able

Everybody made fun of Gizmo the dog for consorting with a cat, but Gizmo knew it would pay off one day.

Unlikely friends, Dexter and Gizmo made the BBC News, via YouTube.

Ponzu & Ichimi Very Dreamy

Ponzu, the Golden Retriever, has a BFF; Best Feline Friend.

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And, Ichimi, the rescued kitten, has a Furrever Friend!

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They have been together since last fall.

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Ichimi may not know it but Ponzu already has a nose for Best Feline Friends.

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Once upon a time, Wasabi was Ponzu’s BFF too.

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But Ichimi is there for Ponzu now, and Ponzu is there for Ichimi.

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Looks like the beginning of a beautifulz friendship!

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Ichimi sez, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!”

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Synchronized Snoozers!

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What’s a little love bite between friends?

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Complete deets via Bored Pand-awww.

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