Posts tagged as: Kittens

You Want to What?

You want to sit? In this chair? Now? But… but that would mean my associate and I would have to… to… (shudder) move!


Via Gabriel Gonzalez.

So Whut?

I happen to like neeputt tubber and foona tish wandsiches! Izzat KO with you?

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We’ll give ya’ll Furfty guesses who this pic is from. And the first Forty-Norem don’t count.

Duck Duck Fail

This marmie’s all set for a duck dinner — until her friend gives her a goose.

Reached for comment, a representative of the Duck Hunter’s League offered the following expert analysis:

Unsuccessful Provocation

Phththbthbthpththpththbththt!


Very mature.


Phineas Finn the kitten sent in by Eloise R. and photographed by Michael V. and Margot the pug by Caitlin C.

The Master of Disguise!

Do you see me in this picture? Of course you don’t. That is because I am… The Master of Disguise! Thanks to my years of study in the forbidden Ninja arts, no door is locked, no room impervious, no secret safe from… The Master of Disguise! I am but a whisper, an errant thought, a vague feeling of unease that one is not alone. Hark! Was that a gust of wind? Or was it… The Master of Disguise!

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Nice six pack, Marcos H.

Hey, Are You Blind?

I’m right here looking through the blinds, and suddenly I can’t see a thing!

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Knock it Off, Thumper

This cat’s owner probably rues the day the two of them watched Bambi together, because whenever kitty wants a door opened… well, just watch.

I’m Sorry, I Thought This Was the Toy

Well, I’m sure whatever you brought me is very nice, and I promise I’ll play with it shortly. But now, back to the adventures of Buck Bluebox, Space Ranger!


Via Blacksmarty.

Just Admit It!

NO. Nemo is not in the tub. Well, maybe he was, but I’ll never tell!

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Emily S.’s kitty pleads not guilty of needing a bath.

I Put on My Robe and Wizard Cat

… and it was at that fortuitous, once-in-a-lifetime moment, as the stronger members of her party struggled vainly against Fractallicus the Crystal Doom Lord, that Princess Priscilla Poofypants, lowly second-level witch, saw her chance to use the +12 Shard-Shattering Screech of Scheherazade.


Cathy O. writes: “This is Faith, a kitten who is at our no-kill shelter in Cincinnati Ohio (Save the Animals Foundation). She’s recuperating from various broken bones. The good little witch!”