Some Teapots Whistle, This One Howls

“I’ve been in this pot oolong! Be a nice chai and get me out before I cough up a herbal!”


Via BoredPanda.

Chapter Seven, in which House Atreides Must Negotiate with the Spacing Guild

Paul Atreides watched in fascination. He had heard of the Guild Navigators, their strange bodies mutated into kittens by consumption of the spice Catnip and suspended in containers of Catnip gas, but had never seen one until now. “You wish to fold space to Arrakis,” the creature said at last. “I trust you have prepared an offering of tuna.”

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Via Reddit.

This Week, on The Guiding Leash

Jessica Van Pooter, who survived a plunge through a plate glass window into a flaming mine shaft onto a cache of explosives and is basically just a brain in a jar clinging to life at this point, confronts her husband Reginald about his overdue library fees…

Furious that he did not inherit his father’s priceless collection of first edition Bazooka Joe comics, the scheming Kirk Banderspackle plots his revenge…

And meanwhile, Taffeta Pennyfeather shocks her twin sister Crinoline by revealing her secret affair with Brock Kittayne.

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Cats ‘n Things?

Cats IN Things! These kittehs will do anything to fit in.

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It just wouldn’t be complete without Maru, the King of Cats in Things.

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Via Bored Panda.

Let Me See the Red Pumps Again

(sigh) None of these styles are working for me at all. What I’m really looking for is a pair of size 7 maroon slingbacks with neon pink trim, plaid tassels, and little brass buckles in the shape of Susan B. Anthony dollar coins. Are you sure you don’t have that in the back?

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Via BoredPanda.

Kitty Boop

A lot like Betty Boop, only boopier. Boop-boop dee doop!

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The Meta Picture.

Brush, Brush, Brush, Brush, Brush.

5 minutes later. SPLOOOFFF.
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“Her name is Frosya.” -Nadya N.

A funny thing happened on the way to the midnight snack

As cats in seek of late, late night noms, we only need employ of our stealth and natural night vision.

(one sleepy, peckish owner later)

Freeze ray eyebeams! Freeze ray eyebeams! Freeze ray eyebeams!

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As seen on Tastefully Offensive, via Kitty Devore Rescue.

 

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You’ve Got Tail, via Rocket News. Kind of reminiscent of the Elephant font.

You Are Getting Sleee-peee…

You will fall into a deeeeeeep sleeeeeep and just lie there, doing nothing. In other words, pretty much how you act on a normal day…

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Via Reddit.

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