It’s Just You and Me Kid

You’re adorable, you smell great and you can climb trees, but how good are you at pathological loyalty?

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“Took this photo where my boyfriend goes horseback riding. The dog’s name is Lone Star and the kitty just follows her around like a little puppy. It’s a barn kitty but the sweetest cat I’ve every seen. Just wants to snuggle any animal that will let her/him.” -Tammy P.

This Little Toebean Went To Market

This little toebean stayed home. This little toebean had roast beef

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and this little toebean had none, and this little toebean went… Uh ohs -

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we’re going to need more wee-wee-wees.

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“I saw your recent Alternate Reality Toesday post of the cats on glass and just had to share this polydactyl kitten, Squatch (named after Big Foot) that was in foster.  He has since been adopted and renamed Hemi (as in the Hemingway cats).  The little guy was just dumped at Save-A-Pet but was fortunate to go into a loving foster home with lots of playmates and adopted by one of the staff members who has another polydactyl cat at home. He is sweet as pie and just a doll!” -Save-A-Pet Adoption Center.

What Do You Mean, “Wrong Pet”?

I’m your pet, aren’t I? And it says “Pet” right here on the bag, doesn’t it?

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So what’s the problem here?

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Evan W. writes: “I’ve been following you a few years, but I’ve never noticed you promoting environmental causes! I thought this might be a nice reminder for everyone to recycle, particularly their pets, which I hear are causing a terrible mess in the Pacific Ocean’s great garbage patch. Ninja agrees!”

The World of… The Future!

Need a lift in the future? Just hop aboard the fully-automated Skatetronics Transport System, and enjoy door-to-door convenience day or night.

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Meownan the Barbarian

Dismounting his faithful steed Floovis, Meownan descended into the dank, festering depths of Urph’Hurrgth — the Cave of Disgustingness. At last, he reached the sacrificial altar of the Dark Gods.


Something bad happened here, he thought in the hovertext. The bones of what appeared to be street mimes lay strewn across the great stone floor, and scrawled in maple syrup upon the great marble altar was the single word: Zamboni.


Suddenly, the great iron grate clanged shut, and Meownan faced the high priest Burp’Targhth, flanked by his acolytes, the Electrolytes. “At last, we finally meet again, barbarian” he sneered.


From our “Etsy is stranger than fiction” desk comes this one-of-a-kind $500 cat armor, which can give your cat both the means and the reason to kill you.

Helmet tip to Bored Panda. Now, where have I seen this before? (strokes chin thoughtfully)


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Product Recall Notice

Amalgamated Collectibles, Inc. has announced the recall of its Predator 3D 12-inch action figure due to a tendency to cough up hairballs and howl for tuna.

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Via Stan Winston School.

Do You Have that Feline Feeling?

Are you one of the nearly 1 in 50 women who suffer from CHS (cat head syndrome)? Look for any of these warning signs:

  • Sudden urge to lick arms and legs
  • Unnatural attraction to string
  • Random alternating feelings of listlessness, hyperactivity, curiosity, indifference, pudding
  • Gigantic cat head

Fortunately there’s Meowlitra™, the once-tri-semi-daily pill clinically almost proven to reverse the effects of CHS. Ask your doctor if Meowlitra is right for you, and keep changing doctors until you find one who says yes, then… Be the You You Used to Be™, with Meowlitra.*

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* Side effects are mild to spicy and may include: headache, nausea, memory loss, binge chirping, temporary mono-nostril, memory loss, vertigo, stage fright, frenzy, north by northwest, phantom menace syndrome, memory loss, time travel, boogie fever, clairvoyance, chocolate stigmata, happy feet, spontaneous vegetation, and memory loss. If death occurs, reduce dosage. From Cats, Beavers and Ducks, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Global Manufactured Illness, Inc.

Alternate Reality Toesday

There are two sides to everything – welcome to the Toesday Underworld. You are now in another dimension; where shadowy reflections in surreal nether regions bear a vague resemblance to free floating cat’s paws that don’t obey laws of physics – oh wait …

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Via Twenty Two Words and  The Cat Scan.

One Ring to Fool Them All

Watch this unusual laser pointer run rings around these hobbit kittens!

The Way of the Ninja

To become a ninja, young apprentice, you must master the art of invisibility. To make no sound, to cast no shadow, calls for most subtle cunning and grace. Failing that, an opponent who is a complete idiot.

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Via Reddit.