The Floof of the Month Club

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Secret Super Santa Spotter Spies Sideways

(There he is! Santa Claus, right there in person! And he’s every bit as magical as I thought he’d be — Look! He can even walk on walls!)

Via Reddit.

I’ve Seen Things You People Wouldn’t Believe

Roast beef on fire next to the pork shoulder on our iron skillet… I’ve watched tin foil glitter in the microwave next to the Anheuser beer. All those moments will be lost in time… like drippings in gravy…

Via Reddit.

C.O. Neighborhood Crimewatch Action Alert!

Residents are warned to be on the lookout for a peeping tom(cat) known only as “The Masked Maligner,” who hangs out in showers, making catty remarks.

It’s Kind of “Grello”

For the fourth time, Abigail failed her driver’s license test when she was unable to tell the difference between the yellow and green traffic lights.

It’s Like Christmas, But With More… Me

No sooner do I finish chewing each stocking
When I see you commit a faux pas quite shocking
You’re up taking snapshots, but wait just a minute
This scene is defective, because I’m not in it
Why waste your megapixels on a tree
When you could be capturing beautiful me?
Never mind sparkly lights; I’m brighter by far
I’m like having your very own Christmas star
So when I see that camera, I’ll be a go-getter
And get in each shot… Ah, yes, that’s better.

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“Accidentally created a camera hog,” says Redditor spunwasi. “Now this happens when I try to take a photo.”

Oh, This Is My Favorite Part!

This is the part where Bethany reveals her pregnancy to Reginald moments before he leaves with his Space Marine platoon to defeat the two-headed mutant dinosaurs before they can break through the quantum time portal and eat Bethany’s parents, causing her to not exist!

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Coincidence? I Think Not!

According to this Redditor, “This cat looks exactly like the pillow her foster mom found, made by an artist who uses pictures of foster cats.” Turns out the pillow is the work of artist Sarah Clark, who offers a few more samples here.

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Heads Are Tails!

Either that, or tails are heads. It’s a tossup. (And it’s also Rule of Cuteness #46 in action.)

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“Sol and Luna, brown tabby kittens, in their forever home,” says Flickrer Helena Jacoba.

 

Breaking Action Eyewitness News Alert Update Bulletin Thingy!

Police in Catburg have announced they have captured the notorious masked vandal, Pete McPup, suspected of leaving his mark all over town. In this photo, we see the Catburg SWHAP team closing in for the arrest.

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