Jedi Meow Tricks

We’ve all heard of those sneaky Jedi Mind Tricks- The Force is strong with them, after all. Kittens have their own version, by the way. In case you didn’t know that.

#TBT: 12/03/2007: Small Kitteh With Cataloons

This kitteh has his own cataloon-pants built right on in. When standing, you can see his “pants.” The best part, however, is the ‘paddle paddle paddle’ ‘ehn ehn ehn’ of batting the toy…


Anjie S. more evidence that Scottish Folds OWN US.

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

What’s Cooking?

Say, those are a lot of potatoes you’re chopping up there. Oooh, yes, and carrots, don’t forget the carrots. Ehh, go easy on the onions, they give me gas. So, I assume there will be a roast at some point, yes? What’s the main ingredient?

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Via Reddit.

Goody, “Sesame Street” is On…

Bet’cha can’t guess who my favorite character is! Go ahead, guess.

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Via Reddit.

Escargot Getcher Own, Pal

To attain true Zen enlightenment, one must be at peace with every creature, even the lowly snail. The true Zen master becomes one with all things, no matter how slimy… HEY! That’s not what I mean by “become one with,” buddy!

Via RocketNews24.

This Date in Video Game History

In 1985, video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto racked his brain trying to invent a new character to be a sidekick for Mario, when suddenly he saw his cat wearing a towel and shower cap. Excitedly, he presented his inspiration to the Nintendo board of directors — only to discover that the character of “Tweety Bird” was already trademarked.

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“Walked in on my sister giving our cat a bath, this is what I saw.” Via Imgur.

Heads, You Win

Discovery of a rare two-headed cat has scientists baffled! “The poor thing only has one tail, and both heads keep trying to chase it,” notes researcher Humbert Banderpooty of the Institute for Last-Minute Caption Ideas in Oslo.


Via tanjila ahmed.

The C.O. Guide to Word Origins

In 17th century Europe, superstitious peasants believed that the sins of a village could be cleansed by placing a cat on a goat and driving it from town. It is from this custom that we derive our modern-day term catgoatscapegwanscramenating.

Top This, Mrs. Butterworth!

From our “Foods Too Cute to Eat” department, we bring you TigerTomato, creator of intricate pancake artwork. On second thought, Mrs. Butterworth, don’t top these pancakes — we like ’em just as they are. Even more videos on TigerTomato’s YouTube channel.

“Octopussy”! No, Wait — “Cathulhu”! Wait…

“Yeah, that’s right, Comedy Boy — go ahead and make your little jokes, while I lie here with these eating machines clamped onto me. Just remember — I’m the one who toilet trains them, and I know where you leave your slippers at night.”

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Via Imgur.

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