Mission: Impurrrsible

“Your mission Felícia, should U accept it, is to retrieve the toy carelessly intentionally tossed on the curtain rod by the hoomin, so he could rack up massive clicks on YouTube. Of course, should U be captured by The Dog, the Secretary of Cute will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Good luck, Felícia. This video runs :59 seconds.”

VVV.

Doing The Catusi

What On Earth is going on here? Wait, it’s from Japan.

Never mind.

RocketNews24.

Comments, Please: What Is FitzRoy The Cat Doing?

tumblr_n4ej7rGiP41rucojxo1_1280FitzRoy gives off such a regal presence, doesn’t he? But what is he doing? Is he watching cable, and he’s got a remote in the bowl? What’s on his mind? What does he want from his slave Wendy B., who sent in the photo?

Comments encouraged. This means you, Oakley.

Heavy Petting Is Encouraged

C.O. NYC Peeps!

There’s a temporary Cat Cafe opening up tomorrow (and only thru Sunday) with kittehs from the North Shore Animal League. All kittehs will be available for adoption. The location is here. Hours are from 10a – 7p.

UPDATE!
Musta been some kinda media event today (thanks Zarina)- get the lowdown at The Gothamist.

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(*Header sorta stolen appropriated from The Gothamist.)

Now U C Me…..

Now U don’t!!!

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What U mean, I am gonna be in a “Spin Cycle?”
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I will use my Kitteh Mind Control to get all the Noms from U…

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Buzzzzzz

Feel Free To Sing The Song Now

You know the one.

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Photo 1: “Dammit Boots, I’m trying work here and your Cuteness is distracting!” -Lara A.
Photo 2: “Lilli. In daily position on closet door.” -Victoria B.
Photo 3: Lily, from Felicia S.

Two Things U Have NOT Yet Seen Today

ONE: A Kitteh with a Top Hat!

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TWO: A Hedgie on a skateboard! (You’re quite welcome!)

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Both images via Reddit.

Kitteh Acts Like A Puppeh?

When you come home from work or wherever, your faithful dog usually greets you warmly at the door, correct? (Or at least, they’re supposed to.) Cats, on the other hand- could care less.

Until now. People, meet Moo The Cat.

From Viral Viral Videos.

Chat Câlin Avec Un Cheval

(AKA “Cuddly Cat With a Horse,” for those who did poorly in college French…like me. -B.)

Anyway.

‘Member earlier this week, Hoppy The Deer decided to do some major cleanup on a kitteh. Now comes part II from over theyah in France.

The soon-to-get-whacked Yahoo! Shine has the story, via Kimberly K.

It’s National Pet Day!

Today! (It’s also Prevention of Cruelty To Animals Month!)

Do something special for your furry friend (who, actually, doesn’t need to be furry.)

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” -Terry Pratchett

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” -Robert Benchley

“I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.” -Neil Gaiman

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Quotes from the Ibtimes.com article. Puppeh picture via Pinterest..spilled meelk from Bits & Pieces.

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