Friday Haiku: Paper

I love all paper
It is fun when U touch it
Learned this from Maru

Leo Gets Wound Up

What’s the fastest way to drive Leo The Kitteh bonkers? Just whip out the tried-and-true laser pointer.

Finn, Meet Storm And Shadow

Finn The Kitteh is without question the most patient kitteh in the history of…um, history. How Finn doesn’t haul off and whack these two frantic little maniacs starting at :40, we’ll nevah know.

From VVV.

Mo’ O’ Mo

Last week, we met Mo and his Glare Of Death/Look Of Disapproval. Submitter/Hoomin Kathleen T. has a different term for that Look.

“There’s so much doo-doo face. There’s doo-doo face to spare.

1. Doo-doo takes over dog bed.
2. Doo-doo reads Freud.
3. Sleepy doo-doo.
4. Doo-doo hates my MacBook Pro
5. Cute doo-doo.

Good times with my evil overlord cat.”

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She’s Just Gonna Keep Staring At U

unnamed (1)Carmen plops herself down on the breakfast table until you succumb to her wishes. Follow these steps. A) Food. B) Attention. C) Repeat A & B. From OG.

Mo

IMG_0349The Look of Disapproval has long been associated (and rightly so) with Buns. Mo is here to show us that Buns aren’t the only ones who can shoot you The Look Of Death.

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“This is my cat Mo. He’s ridiculous.” -Katie T.

Cat Nap

Oscar’s trying to hang on, but he’s JUST TOO TIE TIE.

From Lyndsey H.

While The Hoomin Is Away….

…the mice doggeh will play. Even if it earns him a sock in the snoot.

From Metro UK.

VERY Rare Kitteh Baroo

Unheard of. The C.O. Glossary flatly states this does not occur:

Dogspeak for “Whut the…?” Frequently accompanied by the Canine Tilt and/or wrinkled brow for enhanced effect. Occasionally, animals which are not dogs have been known to have this cute-ism ascribed to them, but this is never appropriate. Dogs just have the face for it, plain & simple. Cats don’t. Fish don’t. Cockatiels? Please.

Do our eyeballs deceive us?

Yes.

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Via Emergency Kittens Twitter.

Friday Haiku: Caffeine

It will keep you up
Caffeine makes you jittery
Go easy on Red Bull

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From DP&F.

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