Daddy Has to Go Now, Winston

If you’ve wondered why we don’t see our pal Winston anymore, here’s why. “When my nine-and-a-half year relationship ended, so did my time as Winston’s dad,” writes Rich Juzwiak in a thoughtful and revealing post at Gawker. Although their time together was sometimes uneasy, it produced gems such as the video below, and in the end, Rich calls his time with the banana-loving cat an “immense honor.”

From The Snarker Image Catalog

Do hours of strenuous napping leave your neck stiff? Then you need the TabbyTouch™ 3000! Sit back and relax, as the patented FelineFingers™ soothe tired neck muscles while you listen to 70’s make-out music. From Cute Overload, the recognized expert in cat massage!

A Little To The Right, Please

Being a cat is already pretty decadent, but a masseuse monkey takes it to a whole other level.


Couldn’t we all use a helper monkey, Brinke G.?

Caturday Massage

Oh jes. Dat’s niiiiice.


Another quality foraged link from Ant over at AQFL.net

It’s Time for Cat Massage!*

Are the stresses and strains of doing… uh, whatever it is a cat does all day making you tense? Then take a just-for-you break at Shinto Sam’s House of Cat Massage! Unwind, as our patient pups ply you with pleasingly pulverizing paws and kronche those stiff ears until they’re “kitten soft.”

* This headline should bring back unpleasant memories for long-time readers.

Just a smidge HIGHER!


Sender-Inner Jennifer Y. said that “Big Poppa” was rescued from the Streets, and massages like a mo-fo.

And let’s not forget the Classique Video™:

“I could do wonderful tings for you.” And this one:


And aw heck, while we’re at it, let’s not forget Catheroo’s “Biscuit Girl”:

Would you please stop making biscuits on me

Watch the claws.

WATCH THE CLAWS!

Have a good evening Peoples. Via DListed!

It’s Time for Cat Massage!

Petting is passé; your cat wants a massage. From Everything is Terrible comes edited highlights from this inane how-to video, offering such pearls of truth as:

  • Massage will randomly transform your cat into a stuffed animal;
  • A “drooler” is not a person specializing in rings and watches;
  • Right-handed people should use their right hand.

Who’s the best sender-inner in the United States?  It’s you, Nicole M., it’s you!

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