Spiny Masseurs

Hedge: "Bonsoir—can I eentereste you in a sweess massage?"[dainty paws start workin']
Kitteh:
[thinking] what the—are these guys acupunturists!?

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Kitteh:
[thinking] wayle, OK—maybe I’ll try a few minutos—
Hedges: Try the lavender oil—all our clients love eet [More dainty paw massages]

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Kitteh: Um, this is better than buttermilk, People
Hedges: Yais—I am sensing and snorting an essence of satisfactshons here… [continues with dainty paws]

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HOLY INTER-SPECIES MASSAGES, Krisa B.!

Cow lick(s)

Amazingly, this kitteh just lets herself git licked.

By two cows.

On a cold day (check out the bref.)

Now I’ve seeeen it alllll [singsong]

T.J. S.—can someone please tell me why Peeps choose the nuttiest songs for vide background music? XTina is great, but the context, is like, so weiuhd! [say in John Travolta voice]

“He only has a very faint skunk scent”—I’ll bet

Sender-inner Karla’s Friend’s Aunt’s Cousin took these pics. ;) Apparently, this lil’ skunk was found on the side of the road, orphaned, it’s mother roadkill. After bringing the skunk home, they placed him in the barn with a mother cat and kittens. Apparently, Lil’ McSkunkersons is easy to pick up and pet, and "only has a very faint skunk scent".

Hee!

Someone git the Lysol

One question: what will happen when the skunk gets a little older (and stinkier!?)

Whoever smelt it, dealt it

Check out this kitteh, he’s all: "I can’t even focus muh eyeballs much less deal with this OUTRAGEOUS McSkunkersons!"

Good DAY SIR!

Mom’s all: "whuh?"

An adoptive McSkunkersons Mother's work is never done

Lovely work, Karla ;)

Ribble ribble

From condos to castles, Barry has you coveredFrog-saver and stellar mortgage broker Barry writes:

"My wife and I were at a Chinese market when we spotted these bull frogs being sold for the Chinese New Year to be eaten. We decided to save one from a sad death and took it home. They sealed it in a bag with a sticker price tag just like I had bought a piece of meat. When we arrived home, our dog Puka fell in love with the frog. She thinks its her baby. She mothers it and follows it everywhere. If he tries to hop away she will nudge it back with her paw. When its in the tank she never leaves its side. She loves her Phineous frog!"

Shifty eyes

[will you please check out the eyeball action on this frog]

Bluuurrrp!

Ehn! [pushes with nose]

Run away!

Goodnight, Hon.

Yeeeeeeeepper.

See ya in the mo-mo.

Don’t forget to turn out the lights.

[smooooooshe.]

Goodnight

Sender-inner Seth T. says Harmon the cat likes to give stinky kisses. One night, Seth had a Jedi sense for stinkiness and started to pull away from a kees. That’s when Harmon said not-so-fast, and held it all together with a paw.

One-a these kids is doin’ his own thing

One-a these kids is not like the others

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Tessa S.—you MUST be stopped.

Too mellow for words

Do you think the white mouse has still ANOTHER, smaller animal on it’s back? That would be the best. These guys are all so peaceful when they’d prolly rather chomp on each other. Envision world peace, People. En-veeze-zhon eet!

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Way to submeet eet, Jennifer!

Look, I’m sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this

OK, OK, People, calm down.

I’m sure there is an explanation for all of this.

I’m sure the cat in the foreground was simply reaching for his morning porridge, and there was a simple misunderstanding that caused a ‘Head chomp’, and the kitten in the background was not scarred for life.

NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Gaaallllgh

I mean, what could have caused this "GAALGH" action, Tiffany L.?

Deals, Deals, Deals!

Cat stuck in window sill: "Fabulous. Just what I need. First I’m stuck in this window sill, now Mr. McBeadersons here."
Mr. McBeadersons: "Top o’ the mornin"

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C.S.I.T.W.S: "Let me out of herrrrrrrrrre!"
Mr. McBeadersons: [Sniffs out selling opportunity]

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Mr. McBeadersons: [seizing opportunity] "You know, [paw on pane] these Ultra Millguard wood panes hold in 28% more heat and keep out street noise…"
C.S.I.T.W.S: [In disgust] "McBeadersons, I’m not interested in your junk—"

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Mr. McBeadersons: "…I’ve got a red shoebox outside you might be interested in…"
C.S.I.T.W.S: "ooh!" [suddenly interested] "A box? How much?"
Mr. McBeadersons:
[whispers price]

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Mr. McBeadersons:
"Comes with a free neck massage." [tiny claws dig in]
C.S.I.T.W.S:
"Oh!"

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Mr. McBeadersons: "Yep, another deal done. I didn’t win ratsperson of the year for nuthin’."
C.S.I.T.W.S: [snoring]

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Sooo many peeps sent this one in, it’s imposs to list them all. Thanks, everyone. The photographer unknown, and the series is floating around in emails.

MMMMMMMM, grasshopper-y

Mmmmm, fresh local grasshoppèrrrrre…

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[Paw up to face, thinking] I shall enjoy heem weeth a white wine sauce…

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[Licks whiskers] weeth a leetle salt and peppères…

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Right, chef Nathan M.? ;)