“Miracle Pets” People!!!

Superstar Alan Thicke hosts "Miracle Pets", and on this installment, a couple married over FIFTEH years discover (and re-enact with award-winning subtlety) a kitten and its crow guardian. Annngh.


Ashley P., did your head do a head tilt when sending that in? Geeshe!

If loving you is wrong—I don’t wanna be right

[Sing in Luther Ingram voice]
Your mama and daddy say it’s a shame
It’s a downright disgrace
Long as I got you by my side
I don’t care what your people say

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And accompanying music for this post:

What a morally bankrupt submishe, Veg R…

We are…DESTAYNED TO BE LOF-ERES!

I knew eet when I saw you across dee crowded keet-chons…

that we would be together…FOREVARES!

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Your muzzlepowshe, so picture-PARFAIT!

Your eyes! 15-times dee size of mine AND just as BEADY!

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I shall geeve you DEE KEES OF A LIFETIMES TO LAUNCH OUR LOF AFFAIRES!

[Outstanding violin music booms in background]

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Nice shower stall too, Annie W.G.! ;)

One small, one large interspecies snorgler

There’s nuthin’ better than a little interspecies snorgling, ESPESHE when there is a great size difference in the size of the two ani-pals. Somehow, seeing a little small guy and a big guy cuddle is even prosher. Don’t get me started on the Japaneseness of this.

I’m gonna crawl over to your butt and snuggle by it, Amy F.

I’m on a Horse Cuddling MISSION!

It’s tough to cuddle with a horse, but this kitteh manages to do it…

MEESHONS ACCOMPLEESHED!

   

Even horses must soft kronsche

[Say in David Attenborough voice]

Most often seen in humans, but other species are know to want to kronsche a soft kitteh ear.

Mimi H. Deeeeeleeeeeeeeshous….. ;)

Snout Matchingks!

I’ve had it with carrying you around all day. [Yawn]

What kind of animal are you, anyway!?


Quati, originally uploaded by marcazani.

Michelle S., I have a crown with ‘Flickr-Finderer" on it for you!

Babysitter en route

Bunneh: Doo ta doo tah doo…

coming to babysit the dockehs again…

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Chick: "Hi Behehsittoi!"

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Bunneh: Now, you, young man, finish your Lunchabuhls…

[Chick, with awkward and gangly feet, pecks at crackers]

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Bunneh: Lemme wipe those crumbs off your face. OK, time for an N-A-P.

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Pointer-Outer Carly and photographer "Just Duckie"—really nice pointer-outering and photographering

“_____s” ‘n’ Racks is getting more redonk than ever

People, meet foster Sqwerl "Crash Robinson"

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Um, heylerhe, what’s the deal with those mini-claws!?

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Jaime, you’re a braaaaaaaaaave squirrel snuggler/smuggler.

Ireesistable ear monsche [shifty eyes]

Sender-Inner Danielle THOUGHT her kitteh was safe from an ear-monsching, but found out she was horribly, horribly mistaken.

She came home one day to discover her boyfriend taking a monsche. He did not appear to be the least bit sorry about it either.

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Danielle, Girlfriend of the Dangerous Ear-Monsching Boyfriend