When “Snaggle” adopted “Bubbles”

Once upon a time, with a jazzy soundtrack, a kitteh named "Snaggle puss" adopted a behbeh rabeet named "Bubbles".

Why do I have an overwhelming urge to shoot a basket from the three point line, Amelia T.?!

Proof we need to start a C.O. Dating service IMMEDIATLEH

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Oh.

Hello.

The name is Brock.

Brock McCattersons.

You see—I…

I—well, I like kittehs.

It’s not typical for a successful man like me, living in New York… swingle… more-salary-than-I-know-what-to-do-with…  to agree with you—a modern woman—that cats are wonderful.

I’m so glad we met.

Here on this Web site.

Allow me to introduce you to Ms. Parappa. I think she likes you.

I think she wants you to come over for dinner and some red wine.

Will you say yes?

Good.

See you tomorrow night.

at eight.

*wink*

Sender-Inner Josh N., you must BE STOPPED! You too, New York Times.

Wylee takes Widget under his wing

Sender-Inner Gina C. works at an animal shelter in New Hampshire, and sometimes her "work" comes home with her.

Meet Widget, a foster kitten she raised from 3 days old. Gina’s pup Wylee helped raise Widget too, obviously teaching him to snuggles,

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How to "Baroo",

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They’re still working on eyeball focusing…

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Gina C., that is some sweet paw nommage.

Live, Damn You! LIVE!!

"NOOOOOOO! (puff, puff) DON’T LEAVE ME!! (puff, puff) 

I HAVEN’T HAD WALKIES YET! (puff, puff)  AND IT’S ALMOST DINNERTIME! (pounds chest) 

AT LEAST TELL ME (puff, puff) HOW TO WORK (puff, puff)  THE CAN OPENER!! (puff, puff)  NURSE!! I NEED 50 CCs OF ADRENALINE AND A CHEW TOY, STAT!!"

... and don't forget the machine that goes 'ping!'

There was (sigh) nothing we could do, Amanda L.

I Love it When a Friendship Just Works

"Yeah, me and Allie are like, total BFF, because we have this understanding, see.  She always gives up the sunny spot when I walk into the room, she never complains when I use her for a pillow … yep, she knows who’s boss, and I totally love that about her."

(... right, and I'll be leaving you a little thank-you gift in your dog food later.)

See, that’s the key, Katherine N.—balance.

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I CANNOT GO HIKING, FISHING OR OTHERWISE UNTIL—

—we cuddle.

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CUDDLING ENHANCE!:

 

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Nice bliss, Shonti Lynn.

This relationship just isn’t working.

[Cat voice] Listen. It’s not me you it’s me.

We’ve given it a GOOD SHOT.

Are you even listening, Rex?

Ray-ray-ray-ray-ray-mi the Minx YOU knooooow what I like LOL.

[Elephant hurling sound]

Somewhere in a foreign land, a pink plastic elephant is hurling up some snoring mices.

Raalllllllgh! How nice. [Head tilt, mouth slightly open]

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Thanks for this picture of pure irony, Lillian S.!

P.S. And Turn to the Right! [Police Officer voice]

Your Caturday Lullaby

It’s been a nice ole Caturday, People.

Let’s put ‘er to bed with this unusual Kitteh vid with blissful clenching paws. [Rule #29 in case you forgot.]

Sender-Inner ‘The Red Masque’, I’m not going to even ASK how this vid came about. Is that a lynx in that living room!?

P.S. Extra credit video is here, of an apparent Deer/Kitteh naptime interupted by a fallen battery pack. D’oh!

Sssssssshhh. Don’t speak.

[Fly speaking] Baybee, you may be the most poisonous Newt in North America, but you’re still all mine.

[Unbelievable KISSING SOUNDS]

Shhhhh. [Covers leeps]

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Brinke G., you are slithering into hearts of C.O. fans everywhere. Truth.