You will rub my belly and you will like it!

Don’t even attempt to rub my face.

You will fail.

Then, I will direct you to my belleh, and you will SUCCEED…

WITH MUCHO BELLEH RUBBAGES!

OK! OK! Smurf-a-smurf!!! Geeshe!!!

I Shall Pet You Now…

…WITH MY CLAW!!!

Cat and parrot found by Andrew Y. I haven’t laughed that hard since the Trapezoid haircut on that Bichon Frisé!

(sigh) I Remember Back In 1963…

Man, those were the days.  You could get into Fenway Park for fifty cents back then, a Hershey bar was a nickel, and gasoline was only thirty cents a gallon, if you can believe that— and lemmie tellya, when I drove my Impala in for service, the crew gave me the royal treatment.  Now, I gotta pump my own gas, sigh …

I think I'm a quart low.

What’s the world coming to, Brinke G.?

Happy Thanksgiving from Winston!

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Enjoy a tofu turkey, pie too

We hope you feast like Winston

Start with a carrot and chew!

A hearty Thanksgiving wish to Rich, Winston and Rudy over at FourFour!

Life-time Supply of Cuteness

As if we didn’t love Google enough already, it recently teamed up with Life Magazine to provide millions of historic photographs online, including plenty of vintage Qte. Here’s a taste:

Chimp and/or kitten: 'Can I keep her, Mom?'

Being adorable just plain tuckers me out.

I am the Master, and he is the Blaster!

Encore Presentayshe: Real-life Bambi and Thumper

People, if you haven’t already checked out the photography of Tanja Askani, you SHUD!

Exhibit A; the Snorgle-a-thon of a prosh deer and hare. Check out the fest below, and see all Tanja’s photos here.

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Ruhmember to check out ALL Tanja’s photos! You won’t buh-leaf it! More Bambi trivials over at IMDB!

We Take You Now to King Neptune Memorial Speedway

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been a thrilling race so far.  In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn.  And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service …

Check my left flipper; it's running a little hot.

I hear he’s got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.

// UPDATE — photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says — and you can buy a print here! – Ed. //

I Kissed A Dog (And I Liked It)

The taste of his milkbone dog lips

I kissed a dog just to try it

I hope my cat boyfriend don’t mind it

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Judy O. I think you should either separate them or get a recording contract STAT.

Meanwhile, over at the costume contest…

Stay-Puft™ Marshmallow Pup:

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The Superfriends;

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One Skeleton Sniffs Another Skeleton’s ‘Tocks:

And finally; "The Guinea Witch is In":

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Wanna see more? Check out the Martha Stewart / Cute Overload Pet Costume Contest!

Sing it with me now; ‘flürg ghat diddly sko-ogan!!’

Please watch as this affectionate kitteh snorgles a horse and a mini Swedish chef sings in the background. Thank you. [Pulls curtain back to reveal insanity]

Why do I feel like putting together a Bînder bookcase unit, Ashley B.?

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