…WITH MY CLAW!!!
Man, those were the days. You could get into Fenway Park for fifty cents back then, a Hershey bar was a nickel, and gasoline was only thirty cents a gallon, if you can believe that— and lemmie tellya, when I drove my Impala in for service, the crew gave me the royal treatment. Now, I gotta pump my own gas, sigh …
What’s the world coming to, Brinke G.?
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
Enjoy a tofu turkey, pie too
We hope you feast like Winston
Start with a carrot and chew!
A hearty Thanksgiving wish to Rich, Winston and Rudy over at FourFour!
As if we didn’t love Google enough already, it recently teamed up with Life Magazine to provide millions of historic photographs online, including plenty of vintage Qte. Here’s a taste:
People, if you haven’t already checked out the photography of Tanja Askani, you SHUD!
Exhibit A; the Snorgle-a-thon of a prosh deer and hare. Check out the fest below, and see all Tanja’s photos here.
Ruhmember to check out ALL Tanja’s photos! You won’t buh-leaf it! More Bambi trivials over at IMDB!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been a thrilling race so far. In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn. And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service …
I hear he’s got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.
// UPDATE — photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says — and you can buy a print here! – Ed. //
Stay-Puft™ Marshmallow Pup:
One Skeleton Sniffs Another Skeleton’s ‘Tocks:
And finally; "The Guinea Witch is In":
Wanna see more? Check out the Martha Stewart / Cute Overload Pet Costume Contest!
Please watch as this affectionate kitteh snorgles a horse and a mini Swedish chef sings in the background. Thank you. [Pulls curtain back to reveal insanity]
Why do I feel like putting together a Bînder bookcase unit, Ashley B.?
This is the FIRST solution I’ve seen make ANY SENSE.
How about it, America!?
Sender-Inner Ian M., thank you for bringing this slobbery solution to light. See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die.