Ay-yup, when you’re a farmer, ya hafta put in a full day, sunup ta sundown. Ah’m up with the kittens every mornin’. (Sorry ’bout that, meant to say “chickens.”)
My second favorite blog, DListed [NSFW] is featuring this redonk photo for a caption contest:
Think we can out-do them? I THINK WE CAN
It’s a tragic story: A busy kitchen, a distracted parent, a curious toddler, and a cupboard carelessly left open — the perfect ingredients for a recipe… of addiction! Once a child develops a taste for kitten huffing, he or she is often lost… for life.
That’s why the scientists here at CuteLabs labor ’round the clock to make pets safer, with innovations like the Child-Proof Kitteh™… because we care.
Special thanks to lead researcher Andy P.
You are the proud owner of a new BirDroid 5000x fully-automatic human suit! At last, the legs you’ve always wanted for walking, jogging, and dancing! Grasp objects with your lifelike hands — no more using your beak!
Is Bird being smuggled, or snuggled, Amy T.?
Oh man, I really tore it up at the office party this year. I told my best jokes, and I danced with all the ladies from Accounts Payable (ooooohh yeeeeeaaaah…).
I might have had just a teeny bit too much to drink, though…
Awww, he looks like a little angel when he’s passed out, Alison D.
Zoo Boise has reported a surprise birf of a cotton-top Tamirin. Apparently, the newborn’s mother was not visibly pregnant, and this little guy was all: “HEEEY! I’m here!” [See exact moment, below]
Civilian, please do not touch the animal while I work. I possess a highly skilled craft; you do not. Let my healing hands guide the way to a cure to this terrible problem.
And…Yes, I think I’ve done it. The animal should finally be rid of this very unpleasant case of Singultus.
Dr. McDomineering and patient McPanty might make “Grey’s Anatomy” watchable, Martin I.