It’s Right on the Tip of My, Um, Tasting-Thingy

I can still remember the day we met. She swam by and glanced at me, with a look that was so shy… Well, not shy, really, it was more — what’s the word? — demure. No, bashful… actually, more like coquettish… Flirtatious? Sly? Sneaky-lookish? Hang on, it’ll come to me…


Via Animal Planet. (I know, that’s probably not a koi. Cope with it.)

Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

With their yearlong, multimillion-dollar divorce nearly finalized, Francis and Foofy Finklestein divide their remaining property: three boxes of paper clips and a Yanni CD. Winner gets the paper clips.

Meanwhile, Melanie Boogerwiper confronts shady blackmailer Emil von Waffle, who claims to have photographic proof that Melanie once owned an entire set of the “Police Academy” movies.

And in a secluded room at the No Names Please Motel on the edge of town, forbidden lovers Lance and Sheila engage in a stimulating discussion on the unknowable nature of the cosmos…

Via Petteri Sulonen.

Dateline: Lamu, Kenya!

Peeps, this is THE VERY TEXTBOOK definition of the term “BFF.” You will LOFF this one.

Submitted by Anonymous.

Snorgling Assembly Line

(Say like Foghorn Leghorn :) Never ah say ah SAY NEVAH in the history of Interspecies Snorgling has their EVAH been such a classic example! [Note- screaming banshee kid alert @ :24. -Ed.]


“But Ma, I Don’t NEED A Bath!”

image“My name is Mark F. I was visiting the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo and got a picture of the mother bathing her young ‘un. The look on baby giraffe is adorable!” [Note: Mark supplied the header, too. We don’t take credit for something we didn’t do. Usually. -Ed.]

Next Best Thing to a Cuddle Bug

is a Cuddle Cat!

“Hi! Upon recommendation, I submit my adorable pets for cute consideration! “Giorgio <3 Stella”.” by Tim W.

This Otter Hold ‘er

‘Cause, y’know, there’s nothin’ worse than when your hoomin slips away from under you.

Via Daily Picks and Flicks.

Pup, Resign Yourself to Your Piggeh Fate

Pup’s all, “I’m not comfortabuhls with this!”

Pigs, “Too bad, get comfortable with it. The ear SCHNORFing is under way!”

Via Daily Picks and Flicks.

Hey Cat- I Have No Problem With Snuggling

..but could U at least get your hoomin to spring for a nice down pillow? A small one? Whadya say?

Happens more often than one might think, James H.

[I Like The Scratchy Stuff On His Chin & Lip…]

[…so I is gonna smash myself all over his faces and stuff cuz it feels good and I like that.]



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