From Photolight.co.il, 1964. Credit: Walter Chandoha, National Geographic.
“Hello! I love C.O., it’s something that i have to check on a daily basis, so much Cuteness!!! Anyways i wanted to make a photo submission. I was hiking with family in BC and we were taking a break and i was lying on my back, when this little guy popped up to say hello! My BF better not see this photo..lol. Thanks, Jane T.”
[Your secret is safe with us. Unless he reads C.O. In which case you’re completely busted. -Ed.]
I can still remember the day we met. She swam by and glanced at me, with a look that was so shy… Well, not shy, really, it was more — what’s the word? — demure. No, bashful… actually, more like coquettish… Flirtatious? Sly? Sneaky-lookish? Hang on, it’ll come to me…
Via Animal Planet. (I know, that’s probably not a koi. Cope with it.)
With their yearlong, multimillion-dollar divorce nearly finalized, Francis and Foofy Finklestein divide their remaining property: three boxes of paper clips and a Yanni CD. Winner gets the paper clips.
Meanwhile, Melanie Boogerwiper confronts shady blackmailer Emil von Waffle, who claims to have photographic proof that Melanie once owned an entire set of the “Police Academy” movies.
And in a secluded room at the No Names Please Motel on the edge of town, forbidden lovers Lance and Sheila engage in a stimulating discussion on the unknowable nature of the cosmos…
Via Petteri Sulonen.
Peeps, this is THE VERY TEXTBOOK definition of the term “BFF.” You will LOFF this one.
Submitted by Anonymous.
“My name is Mark F. I was visiting the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo and got a picture of the mother bathing her young ‘un. The look on baby giraffe is adorable!” [Note: Mark supplied the header, too. We don’t take credit for something we didn’t do. Usually. -Ed.]
is a Cuddle Cat!
“Hi! Upon recommendation, I submit my adorable pets for cute consideration! “Giorgio <3 Stella”.” by Tim W.
‘Cause, y’know, there’s nothin’ worse than when your hoomin slips away from under you.