You Own Two Cows. You Forget To Lock The Door. And…

…they decide to, um, MOOve in. It seems these two, named Five and Six, wandered into Pat Coston’s Guernsey, UK home while she was taking a shower.

Daily Mail says she “noticed an unusual smell after finishing her shower (imagine that) and discovered two new house guests.





Thanks to Claire H.

Can’t Keep This ‘Til Nosevember

hound-snoutMeet Frugal Hound The Greyhound. She NOSE she’s a good lookin’ puppeh. Look how she’s WORKIN’ that sweateuh and, sock.





Smedley found this one!

“Hey Honey? Why’s The PC Screen So Smeary?”

“What do you mean? I just cleaned it yesterday with some of that screen cleaner stuff. BTW, have you seen Sebastian and Hamlet?”


Finally- Video Proof That They Just Don’t Care

Cats have a (totally legitimate) reputation for doing whatever they want, whenever they feel like it. If you think that might just be a line from some crazy cat person, you might want to watch this video.


“Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Puppeh?”

“Wasn’t he in the living room? He should be, you put the gate up, right?”

Spotted by Arne.

Caturday Morning Breakfast

My friends kitten, Arya. - ImgurHoomin: “And WHO wants her noms! WHO does? Oh, YOU do! WHO’S the GOOD cat? Oh, YOU are!”

Kitteh: “Every morning, the same performance. What IS it with hoomins? Fork it over before someone gets hurt. And it won’t be me.”


If Looks Could Kill…

….none of us would be reading this post right now. Clunk, [ded.]

“My 10-month old English bulldog Hamlet (AKA Hamsquad, Hami, the Most Hamulent One) presents his best snow-stache from all the snow accumulation we’ve been getting in Boston. We love your site! All credits for photos go to me, his human-mum, Michaela D.”

NEW Pixel Strategy!

We all know that Pixel The Frenchie has a rather…adversarial relationship with The House Cat. Now he discovered a new way to deal with his frenemy.

Just wait ’em out, and you get what you want. Works every time.

BONUS! VIDEO! After all that shenanigans, it’s time to hit the sack. Let’s get up close and personal- speakers UP!

The Aliens Are Among Us

Reports indicate their boxlike ships have landed in key metro areas throughout the world: Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Melbourne, and Des Moines. The craft are usually marked “” or some other type of online retailer. The creatures are small, furry, and are distinguished by rather large eyes and a steely, piercing stare. If you see one of these creatures, please call your local police department ASAP.

Your cooperation is appreciated.


“Hey Honey? Have You Seen Bootsy?”

Boosty 1“No, and I’ve been looking all over for him. I told him we had to go to the V-E-T. Boots can’t spell……can he?”




“Hello, you posted some photos of Missy-Moo and her other sheepie pals, i wondered if one of her other friends is cute enough to be featured? This is Bootsy, nearly a year old, he loves trees and belly rubs, he’ll flop over in front of you and demand them.”


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