There’s A Man Who Lives A Life Of Danger…

Cuteporter Holly S. sent us these terrific photos!

“Hi, here are some photos I took of the squirrels gettin’ my pumpkin!”

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There’s also a pretty good tocks-shot in there, as well as one of my cats Mr. Pants and Oscar J. Computer hoping to murder this squirrel, and the squirrel who is completely unfazed.”

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Post title inspired by Secret Agent Man.

Prolly The Last Book She Ever Read

If there ever was a post that deserved the “Impending Doom” tag, this is it.

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Sent in by Nadya N. as seen on Reddit.

iKitteh®

[Getting ready to POUNCE on unsuspecting hoomin. MWAH HA HA HA the iPad shall be MINE MINE MINE. Now how do I buy zee appz?]

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This is Ozzie, from Cuteporter Nicola T.

Bears Of All Shapes And Sizes…

…are being GREATLY inconvenienced.

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Image from the Digg Twitter feed.

“Kill Bond! Now!”

Purred by Ernst Stavro Meow-feld in 1967′s “You Only Live Twice.” (Note folded-over paws in de rigueur Evil Genius Villain Pose.™)

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Sigfried, from the Mostly Cats Mostly Tumblr.

What Really Happened

He was so brave. That’s what I remember most. We were walking home from the Rotary potluck, just Herbert and I, and the moon was full and the stars were twinkling and the night seemed to be made just for us.

And then out of nowhere, there was the cat. Its jaws were enormous and its gigantic paw almost blotted out the moon. I couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe, and Herbert, not even a thought for himself, stands between us and tells me to get to safety. As I ran, he called out to me, “Tell the children… I love them.”

Anyway, that’s how we lost your father. I did not eat him after our third date, and I have no idea how that ugly rumor got started. Now finish your dinner.


Still another of Japan’s most retweeted cat pictures.

THIS JUST IN: Big Kitty Happy Rumbles

Who wants a belly rub! Who wants one! Who needs a head scritch! Who’s a big knucklehead! Get over here!

Posted by Funny TV, & submitted by those Concord maniacs, Barb N Paul. Headline updated with Cuteporter Heather H.’s great line. Fate of whoever was holding the camera……….unknown.

(PS- This isn’t just any guy out in the bush- Kevin Richardson happens to be “The Lion Whisperer.”)

The Head Nurse Spoke Up, Said Leave This One Alone..

…she could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone.


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“I would like to nominate Stitch, a French bulldog belonging to Gio Gonzalez, a pitcher for the Washington Nationals baseball team. Gio posts pictures of him on his Twitter and Instagram feeds, and Nats fans are in love with both of them.” -Nats Fan.

Music clip by G. Thorogood.

Nothing Good Will Come Of This

What do the hoomins DO in here? I always see them sitting in here wasting time. Sometimes with a book or magazine!

Hmmm…..

Wait! It’s their water supply! I guess this is how they fill up my dish.

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From the Cats Where They Do Not Belong Tumblr.

Someone’s Happy

And someone.
Is.
Not.

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“I took this picture as my fur babies were welcoming me back home after work. Kip has been featured before, but Suzan Dawg has not. I think they are both super adorable & hope you think so too! With Love, Annie.”