Plotting

Soon, hoomin. Very…very…soon.

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VOKRA rescue Heidi, lying in wait. (Heidi is Abbie McFlooferson’s mum.)” -Sharon D.

In Which Snickers Gets The Treatment

“So I’ve seen this picture of the cutest little dog floating around Facebook (L) with its fur in pigtails looking ever so scrumptious,” says Cuteporter Emily P. “We thought we would give it a go with our crazy 6 month old Maltese Shih Tzu pup Snickers (R) (or Snickerdoodle as we like to call her.)

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“As you can see we NAILED IT. I also threw in a super cute pic of Snickers and her besty Bear all snuggled up in bed on the first day of winter.”

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“Have a super cute day guys.” (Sent from Yahoo! Mail for iPhone.)

Do Ya Wanna Play Do Ya Do Ya Do Ya

This little Prairie Dog is simply not gonna take no for an answer. And if the cat really doesn’t wanna play, well, there’s always that cardboard box. (Great Jazz Hands display and Backwards Movement going on, too.)

Laughing Squid.

This Is NOT Going To End Well

tumblr_n6b1r9GPZ21qi1xfxo1_1280I got my money on the little one in purple, though the green one looks tough, too. From Animals With Stuffed Animals Tumblr.

Hello? We Don’t DO That In This House

[Lookit, Crawling Drool Monster. U haz ten seconds before I break out the Whuppin' Stick on U. Pull on something else. Wait- go see the Dog on the couch. HE loves that!]

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From the Catasters Tumblr.

Caturday Dinner: The Domino’s® Guy…

[...rang my doorbell and gave the hoomin THIS. Hoomin handed him some green paper and metal things, whatever. Traded us Fud for paper and metal. Stupid hoomin. So now, what would Garfield do? Wait, he's a lasagna guy. OK, it's up to me. I'll eat it. All of it. I haz the growls in belleh.]

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“It’s my sweetie Charlotte, eyeing our dinner.” -Rachel V-S.

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Someone’s Headed For The Tub

fsT0Zbz[No! I haven't been playing in the mud. Honest. I swear I don't know how it happened.]
From Imgur.

Yes, This Shark Wants To Be CUDDLED

Two words you never thought you’d hear in the same sentence: “Shark” and “Cuddled.”

Cuteporter Abigail M. checks in: “Filmed by Stephen Frink while we were down in Grand Bahama this week. It is shark handler Cristina Zenato who knows the sharks by name. Let’s make sharks cute!” :)

That Didn’t Go Quite As Planned

Leeck Leeck Leeck Leeck Whoops.

T.O.

Amazon Can Guarantee Delivery In Two Days..

..but what happens to it once it gets inside your house, well, that’s on you.

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From Dogshaming.com.

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