You Know Your Cat Is A Total Creep…

…when he watches you sleep. (OK, so that’s the header from the video- but it’s accurate, right?)


WHO’S The Boss? That’s Right, I Am

Following yesterday’s Pizza Rat, we’re back to Noo Yawk for….Boss Rat.

So this kitteh lives inside this health food store, and patrols the premises to keep out the…well, rats. And THIS rat knows that.

(Say like a NYC Cabbie:) “Hey Cat- yoo wanna piece o’ DIS? I gotcher “Cat & Mouse game” right HEAH, pally.”

(The Gothamist.)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Kitteh?”

“No, but if you do, it’s time for her checkup at the clinic. I made the mistake of saying ‘Vet’ rather than spelling out V-E-T and she took off like a shot.”

(Toad Bobbin going low profile, photo by Toad’s mom Meshy, submitted by Heather.)

Maybe I Should Pick On Someone My Own Size?

[Those guys are pretty big…biggest dogs I EVER saw. And what’re those things on their heads? I don’t know. Maybe I can just sneak up on them…after all, I am The Lion King. Sorta.]

And the sequel, ’cause all big movies deserve sequels…

First Day Of School: Teacher’s Pet

[Summer Vacay is OVER? But…(sputtering)..but…I was JUST HERE! OK, it June. I cannot HANDLE another year of Miz Higgenbottom. And why are all my teachers always named like that? Do they get those names at Teacher School? Agnes Pimplethorn Higgenbottom, I swear. Good grief, I can’t deal with this. How many sick days have I accrued so far? This is, what, second bell?]

(Seen by Smedley on Pinterest.)

Why Bother With Those Fancy Cat Toys…

…that they sell at the pet store? You’ve got everything your kitteh needs in the bathroom, for hours and hours of shredding pleasure.

[*Note: Hope you had a good Labor Day holiday today (if your country has that, of course.) Tomorrow we kick things off with Rats, It’s Monday Tuesday- a Maru/Hana Double Feature, a special message from BUB, AND it’s Trading Card Toesday. Who will it be??? -Ed.]

Hattie’s First Bath

We’ve been following the (mis)adventures of Hattie The Westie for a little while now; and today, things take a turn for the worse wetter. As in: First Bath Ever.

Aaron’s Animals: Pet Peeves

Aaron is the Hoomin. Michael is the Cat. They have managed to achieve a sort of détente as far as their living arrangements go. But of course, this peaceful co-existance could crumble at any time. I mean, we’re talking CATS here.

(Tastefully Offensive.)

Curtains For The Boy Wonder!

As you can see, Robin never had a chance.

Even The Dark Knight was no match for the assailant.

Soon the culprit was located. Not The Joker. Not The Riddler. Not Catwoman. Worse. Much worse.

There was no remorse.

Absolutely none.

Next stop, Doggie Sing-Sing.

Maybe this one can be rehabilitated. Or….maybe not. Time will tell.

All photos from Imgur.

If The Guilty Side-Eye Didn’t Give U Away…

….the garbage can lid did. Just sayin.’

(No sound on this one; Andrew Y. saw it on 9Gag.)