Spy vs. Spy

You think you’re so civilized, you people with your rules, your codes of honor. Well, in my world, down on the kitchen floor where life really happens, there’s only one rule — bat or be batted. The enemy is everywhere — and nowhere. Any step I take could be my last.

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The Art Of Stealth

Ninja kittehs are trained in the art of stealth. Be silent. Block out all distractions. Become one with the environment. Softly walk right past your opponent- they will be powerless to stop you, for you are Ninja.

From SayOMG.

Hold On To Your Butts

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Did you find him?
Roland Tembo: Just the parts they didn’t like.

“This is a video of my cat Mr. Moo-Ping (black) and Miss Moo-Wan (white) combined with footage clips from Jurassic Park shot and edited by We Are Camera Studio. Hope you like it.” -Soonthorn P.

Curses, Foiled Again

Villain cats, “YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.”

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Dainty family in distress, “But we can’t pay the rent!”

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Ding-dong! Rent Lady calling! You must pay the rent!

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Yeahhh, if you could just pay the rent, that would be greeeaaat.

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I’ll get you my kitty, and your rent, too!

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“I’ll pay the rent!”, said dramatic penguin dramatically, “Put it on my bill.”
Yay! Our hero.

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Rocket News has the “real” story. Cute beady eye factor by Sylvanian Families AKA Calico Critters.

Oh C’MON, Play Wit’ Me, K? C’MON C’MON!

The Puppeh in this video is clearly WOUND UP and wants to play. However, the kitteh is not quite sure what to make of all this.

As seen on Viral Viral Videos.

U SURE U Wanna Come Into The Kitchen?

Yur call, hoomin. Heh heh.

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com
From The Internet’s Animals.

I Don’t Haz Good Feeling About This

[I is a young kitteh, and they say I had to go to the vet. Who is this vet person? Do they have treats for me?]

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From The BuzzFeed FacebookFeed.

Caturday: X-Men Origins: Wolverine And Cyclops Kitteh

Gotta feel bad for that fly in the first one.

From Con-Cute-Cord Barb & Paul.

Go Ahead…Make My Day

Your move, Grumpy Cat.

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Tip from Kristin R. From the Owl Pages FB : Photo by Gunnar Pettersson in Falsterbo, Skåne, Sweden.

When Buns Stampede!!!

The only thing you can do is leave ‘em a huge bag of carrots and, um, get the heck outta the way. Japan, natch.

Kudos to Allein S., Jennifer A., Amy H. and Karen F. for submitting.