Posts tagged as: Impending Doom

The Schnozz Boss

Welcome. You finally leveled up. The temple guards were defeated, the two torn halves of the map fit, the right crystals exploded, you collected coins, avoided traps and obliterated my armies. You’ve come a long way. Now you must speak the Correct Password to the Keeper of the Last Door; The Schnozz Boss!


Deb B., says her 4 month old Great Dane, Sif, is “nosetastic!” Agreed! Nosevembertastic even!

Look Deeply into My Eyes

Closer… Closer!

You are under my power now…


Hypno “Kitty” has you where she wants you, Jen V.! Did you name her Kitty because it’s a nice, safe name?

The Creature from the Orange Lagoon

Freshly bathed and full of rage this insidious creature lurks in the bathroom, just waiting for the quarry enter. That’s when it strikes; bringing down its victims with such a look of disapproval and revenge they fall to their knees in helpless pleas.

That should teach them.


Via Attack of the Cute

STOP!

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?


You may pass, Buzzfeed

A Pointed Rebuke

Greetings, lowly servant; we’ve been expecting you. If you have brought our evening meal, leave it and begone. If not, my associates and I will be forced to take measures you will find… most disagreeable.


Via Reddit.

Only Slightly Mad

What does wet kitty see that we don’t see?

Something is there.

What does wet kitty hear that we can’t hear?

What is in the air?

Maybe it’s the floating pixie fairies.

On pitying wings.

Maybe they tell wet kitties what to do.

Dark, sinister things!

So if you ever bathe your kitty,

You better bet,

The little voices are calling to it,

Telling wet kitty not to destroy you …yet.


The pixies made him do it, Steveislegend

You’re Coming with Me, Mister

I’ve told you a thousand times not to leave this house. This is what happens when you don’t listen. You get the mouth treatment.


She said a mouthful, Piscator629!

Dramatic Pug!

AY! WHAT’RE YOU DOING?!

Nnnoth-iiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiing!?

Guilty Gus goes, “Gulp!”, jjberry41081

Got Another Quarter?

Descending Space Invaders alien! Do not let it land on you! Avoid de-feet! And random laser beams.


Game Over, Photoszz

I’m Right Below You, JUMP!


Nice catch, Assen!