….I think that ship has sailed. Killed him, he did. (DP&F.)
(*Update 1:10pm PT: “So much is at steak right now” from Phoenix (in the grand Oakley tradition) scores in today’s Headline THIS! Thanks to everyone who commented!
Steak. It’s what’s for dinner. There are more that a few things that can happen here, and all of them are bad.
Give us your best caption in the Comments section, and we’ll update at 1pm PT. Probably. Unless we forget to. But that won’t happen. Hopefully. K? (Photo from DP&F.)
….so you just dive-bomb the pigeons to get it. Easy peasy.
You: “Well..it’s like this, I…forgot to feed the cat last night.”
911: “Are you safe? Where is the cat now?”
You: “I’m…I’m not sure if I am. It’s across the room..staring right at- WAIT, it’s..it’s coming right-” (Click)
911: “Hello? HELLO? Is anyone there? HELLO? We’re sending help right away.”
[Listen Little Guy, I appreciate the effort and all, but I can clean my OWN Muzzlepowche, thanks very much SQUASH.]
“Reminds us of Barney, our wonderful St. Bernie. He thought he was the size of this little kitten, and loved to snuggle in bed with us. What a great dog he was. Our animals really and truly help define what kind of people we are. And, with all the MILD EXPLETIVE DELETED going down in the world, Cute Overload is saving many an individual who might not be able to crawl out of despondency on their own. You should get awards for that alone.” -Barb and Paul, still no rain for ’em in the 925.
…they decide to, um, MOOve in. It seems these two, named Five and Six, wandered into Pat Coston’s Guernsey, UK home while she was taking a shower.
Daily Mail says she “noticed an unusual smell after finishing her shower (imagine that) and discovered two new house guests.
Thanks to Claire H.
Meet Frugal Hound The Greyhound. She NOSE she’s a good lookin’ puppeh. Look how she’s WORKIN’ that sweateuh and that..er, sock.
Smedley found this one!
“What do you mean? I just cleaned it yesterday with some of that screen cleaner stuff. BTW, have you seen Sebastian and Hamlet?”