HALT! Who Dares Pass The Newie???

Newie bellah[I am THE GUARDIAN OF THE LIVING ROOM. If you want to access the refrigerator at 3 in the morning, you must provide the SECRET PASSWORD. And toss me some of the "Just Chicken" noms from Trader Joe's.]

(“This is my resqte Newie showing off her wonderous belleh. She was going to be taken to a kill shelter by her previous owner so I took her in. We are working on her weight issues but as you can see she is in complete denial. She loves a good belleh rub and lots of attention. I am so glad I was able to take her in. She brightens my world. Thanks for considering her, Michelle C.”)

I Will MAKE YOU GUYS PAY ATTENSHUNS!

[Sloooooooowly........I POUNCE! Wait, where'd the tail go? That's MINE! Stay STILL! I is not all done with you yet!]

Did Someone Say…..”Baff?”

[On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia!!!!] [Speakers up for this one BTW. -Ed.]

Classic Impending Doom Tag Needed!

Can’t imagine what happened after this photo was taken.

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As seen on the Cat House On The Kings FB.

What Cat Wants, Cat Gets

This Poor Lil’ Puppeh nevah had a chance.

Caturday: How To Vacuum Your Feisty Cat

Nikita & Bobo’s hoomin has taken this and made it into a true art form. YOUR results may vary.

Yo, Rooney! You Got A Sec There, Pal?

Rooney- your hoomins no doubt shower you with all sorts of chew toys, and there has to be a lot of other things you can chew on. New running shoes, the checkbook- but did you do this?
Your actions at the end of the video pretty much tell the tail tale.

Spotted by Smedley on Mail Online.

I’m Gonna Get These Seeds If It’s The Last Thing I Do!

(He just needs to ask Tom Cruise how it’s done.)

If I Want To Share The Yogie, I’ll Let U Know

['Til then, GET LOST!] [Imagine either one of them saying this. -Ed.]

From Boing Boing.

Guys, Either You Give Me Some ROOM Here…

[...or YOU are gonna be the DESSERT!]

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From Susan M.

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