(*Update 1:10pm PT: “So much is at steak right now” from Phoenix (in the grand Oakley tradition) scores in today’s Headline THIS! Thanks to everyone who commented!
Steak. It’s what’s for dinner. There are more that a few things that can happen here, and all of them are bad.
Give us your best caption in the Comments section, and we’ll update at 1pm PT. Probably. Unless we forget to. But that won’t happen. Hopefully. K? (Photo from DP&F.)