You want some of this? Some of THIS? COME AND GET IT!
You look over and there’s your cat, just sitting there [blink blink] innocently staring at you…or so you thought.
When in reality, they’re absorbing knowledge.
And waiting for you………to leave.
Total world domination. Makes perfect sense coming from a cat, when you think about it.
[It was terrible. I was at the Vet. Bad enough, right? But then, the Vet comes into the room. With one of those thermometer things, like I don't know what's gonna happen. Isn't my first rodeo. But then--get this! The Vet turns into this really tall Cat! With one of those lab coats! He looked like, uh, a huge GARFIELD. Wow. That is THE LAST time I have Pizza right before bedtime, man.]
From Monica F.
“(That’s strange. That programmer guy said he was going to steal all the dinosaur embryos and meet me by this sign! I wonder what’s keeping him?)”
Via aussiegall on Flickr.
[Just passing through, sorry for any inconvenience. No, not really.]
(Oh, man, this scam works like a dream. I just put on the shark suit, hum that “dun-dun-dun-dun” theme music, and this bozo drops the kibble and runs out of the house screaming! And the best part is, I have it all to myself… Wait, what’s that music coming from behind me?)
Via kcxd on Flickr.