Stethoscopophobia

Doc! I’m too young to die! I wanna live! I got plans. Big plans!

Woe is meee! Cold. So cooold.


Oh, the cute indignity of it all, Ant !

Some Relationships Are Toxic

Sure, in the beginning it can seem fun. You find out all of the things you have in common – growing up in the same place, you both love swimming, stuff like that. You stay up all night having long philosophical talks about why the world is the way it is. You really enjoy hanging out together.

But then, the teeth come out and you realize there is no happy ending. Well, for one of you.


A reminder to pay attention to red flags, Jonathan!

Can You Cheat At Pattycake?

The one on the right thinks so.


Suspicious squirrels have squinty eyes, Kim and Marcea!

You Kids Stay Outta My Yard!

Back in my day, kids respected a fella’s yard. My nuts are down there!


That squirrel has a bad case of the old and grumpies, Johan C.

Acatrophobia

Kitties that are afraid of heights.



Perhaps little Rolls Royce Silver Cloud, also known as Ro Ro, wouldn’t have gotten herself stuck in this predicament if her housemate Lexus wasn’t such a bed hog!

Tammi B. says that Ro Ro will cover her plate when she’s finished eating (cover it with what, Tammi?), fetch and sing for her food. You can see more of Ro Ro and Lexus’s adventures here.

Why I Oughta!

A wise guy, eh? Yer really gettin’ on my noives! What’s the big idea? That’s it! Stick ‘em up!


This little killdeer chick is one tough customer, Paula P.

Buns can enjoy a nice box while plotting your demise too.

Why should cats have all the fun?

WHAT'S IN THAT HOLE?!
Pipola makes a pretty good cat, Unerica.

Diary Of A Kitty Revisit

Dear Diary,

See picture.


Impending doom brought to you by Zoe (the cat) and Clara O.

Worst. Salon. Ever.

It is a sad state of affairs when you can’t get a quality salon experience. Here are a few places to avoid:

Sally’s Home Salon and Spa

PJ’s Hair Market

Hair’s Johnny!

Georgia’s Old Timey Salon Emporium

Hairturn

Kim’s Hair I Go

Last Chance Stlye

Jim’s Wash Rinse Repeat

Clip and Snip

The happy ending is that all parties are okay and found new stylists. We’d like to thank the following for their salon busting (in order of appearance): Heidi H., Leila, teddibearpicnick, Callie F., Mike H., Suzanne G., Chris, and Christina V.

I’ve Been Expecting You

I am the keeper of your dessstiny. (leans closer) State your business. Choose wisely.


Give Gregory a bag of raisins and ye shall pass, m104!

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