What Are Your Terms?

It’s simple really. Until all my demands are met, I keep slobbering.

I’m fully prepared to speed things up.


Throw Costello a bone! Andrew H. says Costello “is a 6 month old (yes 6), Old English Bulldog puppy.”

Mewteorite

According to authorities, a mewteorite smashed into a papasan cushion yesterday in the home Mrs. Ira Skookums of Hazlett, New Jersey. “It came out of nowhere!”, she said. The chair was totaled; no one was hurt. NASA is still investigating.

Is Dinah a bit of a space cadet, Sheilla C.?

Seek High Ground

Did somebody say there’s a hurlacane a-comin’? I’ll just be up here keepin’ high and dry thankyouverymuch.


Oliver knows how to evacuteate, Stephanie F.

Side Eye Alert!

I do yoga every day, meditate regularly, get frequent massages and plenty of sleep. But still, I wanna smack somebody.


See, it’s nothing purrsonal, Liza V.

How Now, Dow?

Well, if I’m going to ride this roller-coaster market, I’d better do some reading…


Let’s see… Making the Most of Bull Markets, see page 92… Surviving Bear Markets, page 107… Investment Tips for Bad Times, page 210… for End Times, page 666…


Heck, I might as well hide my money under the mattress and hope for the best…


Sell, Dorie H., sell!

Carmaggedon Outta Here!

From Long Beach up to Lancaster
No creature that’s alive
Knows not the dire disaster
That awaits the 405.


This weekend, in Los Ahn-ga-lees
A vital freeway closes
And brings the region to its knees
With gridlock, one supposes.


The thought of driving where you like
Will seem absurd and risible.
So Angelinos, ride a bike
Even if it’s just invisible.


Photos by Flickr users (from top): allygirl520, JDACD133H

Serene Sunbeam Sunbath on a Sill

Ahhh what could be more peaceful? (honk-shu sounds)


BAM!


Bring it on, Dada & Xiao-xiao! Thanks for the cuteness, Mona H.

When Trees Attack!

Woah, isn’t it lucky that a springy branch broke Raccky’s fall? He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t…

Thwwwppp!

Swooosh!


Hold on for the ride, sender-inner Sarah G. Photo by her mom, Christine A.!

A cat is a temple. Temple of Doom.

One of life’s great challenges is to make a cat lose its cool.

Many have tried. It usually ends badly for the hooman.


Get a grip, Blair. You have your reputation to maintain.

The Funfair Tilt-A-Flip Tooth Chipper

Ohhhhh, we zigged when we shoulda zagged.

“Please remain seated and wait until the ride has come to a complete stop before exiting.”


Let’s go again, Hannah!