…this one is right up there. As Dogshaming.com says, “Ant hills do not make good pee targets.”
[“Let’s see, what do we have here. Hmmmmm…CNN news alert..WebMD…Cute Overload daily email, ooo i love those..what else…hmmm…daily weather forecast..and this, what is…”Honey, a reminder, please buy dog food today before we go to shelter on Saturday to adopt puppy.” Well, if that isn’t the best news I’ve heard today. Must plan retaliation.”]
(From Design Taxi.)
…well, let’s just say it did not go well. (Update: JAWS theme added by request.)
Mylo getting ready to drop the hammer on an unsuspecting kitteh, c/o Juliann.
[Well, come on dawg. You think you’re better’n me? Got a faster draw? Let’s go. I’m calling you out. Don’t just stand there with that silly dawg LOOK on your face. Make your play.]
…WHAT WAS THAT?
[I’ll show you a Grumpy Cat! This is my sushi, and you can’t have it. Clear?]
There’s a certain Angry Monkey Movie opening in theaters today. I’d rather go see this one.
Forget we asked- the answer is obvious.
[Er, I was just givin’ it some tummy rubs. Yeah, that’s it. Tummy Rubs. If the cat says anything different, don’t believe him. You know how they lie.]
They’re watching. Plotting. Waiting. Patiently. They can wait you out, and they know you know it. Just a matter of time, now.