Yeah, This Won’t End Well

“Oh, lookit the nice fluffy kitty! I will love it, and hug it, and pet its soft lit-tuhl fur!”

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Via rory.be.

Oh, This Is Gonna Be Good

(All right, he’s got the step stool balanced on the swivel chair and he still can’t reach the light bulb, so now he’s reaching for… oh, he can’t be seriously thinking about one of the sofa cushions… No wait, he’s reaching for the flimsy collapsible plastic wastepaper basket! Aw, man, this is going to be epic!)

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Via Everett.

Attack Formation Delta, No Alpha, No Delta

Puppy strategy: Basically, ride into town, surround the kitty and confuse the heck out of everybody.

Discovered by Smedley

THIS JUST IN: Giant Gentoo Penguin Terrorizes Tourists!

We’ve got confirmed reports of a huge Gentoo Penguin attacking tourists in Antarctica. This photo by Tim Fisher shows one poor soul literally being picked off like he was a snack. Which…he ended up becoming. More as this develops.

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Spotted by Smedley on NatGeo.

Surrender The Treats NOW, Mister Man

Don’t MAKE me ask twice.

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Epic photobomb action provided by Nicolas B. from the Copa..Copacabana area of Rio de Janeiro.

Undercover With Monkey Pants

Bring me the food, Carol. If you place any value on this comforter, you’ll do as I say.

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Carol B. says, “Monkey Pants demonstrating Rule #26 – he burrows under the blankets. Sometimes during the day I can’t find him until I investigate the lumps under the comforter. I sent my camera in periscope style and got these undercover shots.”

O HAI It’s “Be Kind To Animals Week”

I’ll be kind to all the animals, but that doesn’t mean I have to share my dinner with ‘em.

!UPDATED WITH GLARE OF DOOM!

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From Daily Pozitive.

They Just Don’t Make Boxes Like They Used to

‘Member when you were little? Boxes were sturdy. The cardboard was corrugated. You could throw a 3 kitten birthday party on a box. Boxes these days, they melt like chocolate under the slightest pressure. It’s shameful.

Speaking of chocolate, is there cake?

Oh Janis C., I dread this very thing every time I sit in a lawn chair.

You’re Busted, Carrie

Looking at puppies online again, I see. This concerns me.

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“This is my cat Gigi. While she disapproves of me looking at puppies online I think she shares this puppy’s mindset. I hope you like it.” -Carrie E.

Yeah, This’ll End Well

Oh sure, our ferret friend is having lots of fun now, but pretty soon he’s going to learn what “Pop Goes the Weasel” is really all about.


Via generalroy.