The Soft-Sided Pet Carrier Lured Her

And poor Maggie was never seen again.

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“Here is a cute/funny one I took of Maggie the other day! She looks very fierce but is really just stretching and yawning after a cat nap!” -Tammy L.

Esther, I’d Look Over Your Shoulder

Looks like SOMEone is getting ready to rumble.

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“Shhh. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I believe I’m being stalked by a suburban porch lion. If I close my eyes, maybe I’ll elude capture.” -from Esther The Wonder Pig’s FB.

Our Caturday Operators R Standing By!

The weather’s going to be heating up very soon. Unless U live in, say, Surprise AZ, in which case it’s already scorching. Call Screens -R- Us and we’ll stop over and show you how EASY it is to install one of our cat-proof front door screens; perfect for those cool summer night breezes!

OK, so the cat-proof part needs work.

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As seen on Reddit.

Thanks? We Sure About That?

Might be wrong, but I think this kitteh has an entirely different word in his mind.

Which we can’t print.

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Reddit.

“Hello, IRS? My Tax Return’s Gonna Be Late.”

“Yes, I know they’re due tonight by midnight. Why’s it gonna be late? Well…the dog ate it. Yes, I’m sure you HAVE heard that one before.”

Incredibly Busted, Banff

On a positive side, though, “Pointer” sneakers are known to have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.*

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“This is my dog Banff. She loves to eat my shoes, but never my boyfriend’s!” -Jenny M.

*Bonus points if U get the reference.

Caution: There’s Danger Afoot!

“Hello! My dog Danger is a menace- menace to your feet because he’ll lick you to death!” -Judy C. (Sent from my iPhone.)

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CATURDAY: I Haz Killed It Maybe

[I hadda make it stop and I did make it stop but then it came back with the bad music so I haz to kill it some more.]

Say OMG!

CATURDAY: Actually, The Dog Did This

[O HAI yeah the dog did this, he messed these window things up, I wuz just trying to fix them when U SUDDENLY CAME HOME EARLY. No? Not buying it?]

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From the Fantastic Cat Adventures Tumblr.

This Is Called “Pushing The Puppeh Envelope”

Mr. McGoatersons is gonna see JUST how far he can (literally) push the puppeh, to get a reaction.

From Triple V.

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