Bears Of All Shapes And Sizes…

…are being GREATLY inconvenienced.

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Image from the Digg Twitter feed.

“Kill Bond! Now!”

Purred by Ernst Stavro Meow-feld in 1967’s “You Only Live Twice.” (Note folded-over paws in de rigueur Evil Genius Villain Pose.™)

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Sigfried, from the Mostly Cats Mostly Tumblr.

What Really Happened

He was so brave. That’s what I remember most. We were walking home from the Rotary potluck, just Herbert and I, and the moon was full and the stars were twinkling and the night seemed to be made just for us.

And then out of nowhere, there was the cat. Its jaws were enormous and its gigantic paw almost blotted out the moon. I couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe, and Herbert, not even a thought for himself, stands between us and tells me to get to safety. As I ran, he called out to me, “Tell the children… I love them.”

Anyway, that’s how we lost your father. I did not eat him after our third date, and I have no idea how that ugly rumor got started. Now finish your dinner.


Still another of Japan’s most retweeted cat pictures.

THIS JUST IN: Big Kitty Happy Rumbles

Who wants a belly rub! Who wants one! Who needs a head scritch! Who’s a big knucklehead! Get over here!

Posted by Funny TV, & submitted by those Concord maniacs, Barb N Paul. Headline updated with Cuteporter Heather H.’s great line. Fate of whoever was holding the camera……….unknown.

(PS- This isn’t just any guy out in the bush- Kevin Richardson happens to be “The Lion Whisperer.”)

The Head Nurse Spoke Up, Said Leave This One Alone..

…she could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone.

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“I would like to nominate Stitch, a French bulldog belonging to Gio Gonzalez, a pitcher for the Washington Nationals baseball team. Gio posts pictures of him on his Twitter and Instagram feeds, and Nats fans are in love with both of them.” -Nats Fan.

Music clip by G. Thorogood.

Nothing Good Will Come Of This

What do the hoomins DO in here? I always see them sitting in here wasting time. Sometimes with a book or magazine!

Hmmm…..

Wait! It’s their water supply! I guess this is how they fill up my dish.

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From the Cats Where They Do Not Belong Tumblr.

Someone’s Happy

And someone.
Is.
Not.

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“I took this picture as my fur babies were welcoming me back home after work. Kip has been featured before, but Suzan Dawg has not. I think they are both super adorable & hope you think so too! With Love, Annie.”

They May Not Be From Jurassic Park

but this kitty full of rawr and tyranny on two legs makes a rather superb T-Rex. And, watch out behind you Kit-T-Rex,

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(earth shakes) Here come the Parakeetasaurs! Ka-boom …boom …boom …boommmm!

“My cat Moisie totally looks like a velociraptor… she’s channeling Jurassic Park, in a softer, fluffier, not-so-dangerous-if-you-blow-a-raspberry-on-my-tummy kind of way.” -Anne F., Small Animal Talk blog writer and veterinarian. Parakeets running in slow motion via YouTube

Invasion of the Catnivorous Plant of Doom

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“Tika (gray) 15 years young, getting her kitten on and showing off her mitten feet (she’s polydactyl with an extra thumb on each paw). Niobe (tabby) finally showing interest in stalking. It only took her 12 years – the pampered house kitty never needed to learn how to hunt!” -Cathy R.

Physhy-ology

Hi there! (extending paw in friendly handshake gesture). Would you care to have a meaningful anatomy oriented conversation?

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“This is my cat Hemingway aka Mr. Poops aka Fatty. I’ve raised him from a kitten but I don’t want to be held responsible for his bad manners! This picture is of him trying his hardest to get at a fish we were pet sitting. Please note that he is a polydactyl kitty – and his white paws make it look like he’s always wearing mittens! Love the site! Keep up the good work!!” -Caroline C.

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