Famous Last Words

Don‘t worry, how much trouble could one little ferret be?


Heh, heh. You know, for a moment there, I thought I was in trouble.


OK that’s it. Either the ferret goes, or I go.


Agh! Wake me when it’s over!


The outstretched paw, is just sooo tragique, theogeo .

Too Glenn Close for Comfort

You know, I really don’t get this guy. He’s got a lovely wife and daughter, great job, beautiful home — and he just throws it away on an affair with a total psycho!


And now they’re gone, and she’s out there, skulking around my rabbit hutch… I’ll just hide in this pot until she goes away! She’ll never think to look for me in here!


Sender-inner Michelle C. says: “So I had this brainiac idea to take pics of my rabbit Bun Bun (or the Bun Bun, as she prefers to be called!) in a giant pot because, well, what’s her dignity against the amusement of myself and others?”

Dogs, They’re So Easy

Zee poopay ees in range. Zee poopay suspects nozzink. I shall hold my pozeeshon until zee moment ees right…

Zee poopay ees zo close… …ATTACK!

More Poptart and Cupcake, by Mary K.

What Are Your Terms?

It’s simple really. Until all my demands are met, I keep slobbering.

I’m fully prepared to speed things up.


Throw Costello a bone! Andrew H. says Costello “is a 6 month old (yes 6), Old English Bulldog puppy.”

Mewteorite

According to authorities, a mewteorite smashed into a papasan cushion yesterday in the home Mrs. Ira Skookums of Hazlett, New Jersey. “It came out of nowhere!”, she said. The chair was totaled; no one was hurt. NASA is still investigating.

Is Dinah a bit of a space cadet, Sheilla C.?

Seek High Ground

Did somebody say there’s a hurlacane a-comin’? I’ll just be up here keepin’ high and dry thankyouverymuch.


Oliver knows how to evacuteate, Stephanie F.

Side Eye Alert!

I do yoga every day, meditate regularly, get frequent massages and plenty of sleep. But still, I wanna smack somebody.


See, it’s nothing purrsonal, Liza V.

How Now, Dow?

Well, if I’m going to ride this roller-coaster market, I’d better do some reading…


Let’s see… Making the Most of Bull Markets, see page 92… Surviving Bear Markets, page 107… Investment Tips for Bad Times, page 210… for End Times, page 666…


Heck, I might as well hide my money under the mattress and hope for the best…


Sell, Dorie H., sell!

Carmaggedon Outta Here!

From Long Beach up to Lancaster
No creature that’s alive
Knows not the dire disaster
That awaits the 405.


This weekend, in Los Ahn-ga-lees
A vital freeway closes
And brings the region to its knees
With gridlock, one supposes.


The thought of driving where you like
Will seem absurd and risible.
So Angelinos, ride a bike
Even if it’s just invisible.


Photos by Flickr users (from top): allygirl520, JDACD133H

Serene Sunbeam Sunbath on a Sill

Ahhh what could be more peaceful? (honk-shu sounds)


BAM!


Bring it on, Dada & Xiao-xiao! Thanks for the cuteness, Mona H.