“Here is a pic of my adorable kitten Margaux. Photo by me. I love your site & it is a great distraction when I need a break at work!” -Erin E.
In the first photo, we see Scrappy Doo The Bichon in her customary spot on the serving tray. As it should be.
(Say like ‘66 Batman announcer “But wait! Have we a NEW Interloper on the scene, taking Scrappy’s status DOWN a notch?”
“Snowy the Cockatail is the newest member of our family. Today, he put Scrappy Doo the Bichon in her place by taking the prized position on the serving tray. Thanks for all the Cute!
Strange- they usually do this to you in the middle of the night, right?
FILM AT ELEVEN! (Wait, no one uses “film” anymore. Never mind.) Maymo The Goofball rushes in to save his sister Penny from the clutches of a maniacal toy snake!
“It’s rumored that the hoomins do, in fact, keep kitteh treats sealed up in the bottom of the shower stall…on the theory that’s the LAST place a kitteh would search for them. Your job, Kaia, should you choose to accept it- is to get inside the shower, retrieve the treats in their sealed foil pouch, and escape undetected. Of course, if they catch you, we’ll disavow, blah blah blah. Good luck, Kaia.”
Shannon P. says, “This is Kaia. She is forever mired in evil doings (on counters, sneaking in closets, munching on hands, pouncing on the innocent dogs,) and she spends her free time plotting new and twisted ways to hasten our demise.”
“My little Munch Munch Munchkin has apparently been increasing her jumping abilities. As soon as she noticed me watching her, she started purring and twirling.”
“All I can hear in my head is Right Said Fred’s ‘I’m Too Sexy’ and the line in the song ‘…on the catwalk. On the catwalk, yeah! I do my little turn on the catwalk.'”
“My kitten is a drama queen. Faaaaaabulous.”
“Hopefully you and your audience will find my little love glutton as adorable as I do.” [“Love Glutton!” -Outstanding. -Ed.]
“Impending Doom” is the obvy best choice here- we’d like to hear your tag suggestion in the comments!
“This is my cat Lyra (AKA Official Christmas Tree Inspector.) I’ve loved C.O. for years and my kittehs like it too!” -Alexa.
[*Update: NEW Tag added: “What I’m Gonna Do Takes Balls.” -Julie B., 1:17pm PT.
…and all through the house…not a creature was stirring..except for SOMEONE in the kitchen. (Reddit.)
This really isn’t a big deal, it’s just for THE SUPREMACY OF THE LIVING ROOM and all.
[Go ahead, make your play. My Eye Blasters are charged and ready. What’s it gonna be?]
(My cat, Oreo, knows his gigantic paws intimidate our other two cats. When our other cat came into the living room this morning, he moved from his curled up position on the coach to this position to be sure she wouldn’t go up the pet stairs, and onto the couch.” -Maureen in MA.)