The Sweet Life of Chief Brody’s Cat

(Oh, man, this scam works like a dream. I just put on the shark suit, hum that “dun-dun-dun-dun” theme music, and this bozo drops the kibble and runs out of the house screaming! And the best part is, I have it all to myself… Wait, what’s that music coming from behind me?)

Via kcxd on Flickr.

Finn, Meet Storm And Shadow

Finn The Kitteh is without question the most patient kitteh in the history of…um, history. How Finn doesn’t haul off and whack these two frantic little maniacs starting at :40, we’ll nevah know.

From VVV.

Mo’ O’ Mo

Last week, we met Mo and his Glare Of Death/Look Of Disapproval. Submitter/Hoomin Kathleen T. has a different term for that Look.

“There’s so much doo-doo face. There’s doo-doo face to spare.

1. Doo-doo takes over dog bed.
2. Doo-doo reads Freud.
3. Sleepy doo-doo.
4. Doo-doo hates my MacBook Pro
5. Cute doo-doo.

Good times with my evil overlord cat.”

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Mo

IMG_0349The Look of Disapproval has long been associated (and rightly so) with Buns. Mo is here to show us that Buns aren’t the only ones who can shoot you The Look Of Death.

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“This is my cat Mo. He’s ridiculous.” -Katie T.

Spy vs. Spy

You think you’re so civilized, you people with your rules, your codes of honor. Well, in my world, down on the kitchen floor where life really happens, there’s only one rule — bat or be batted. The enemy is everywhere — and nowhere. Any step I take could be my last.

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The Art Of Stealth

Ninja kittehs are trained in the art of stealth. Be silent. Block out all distractions. Become one with the environment. Softly walk right past your opponent- they will be powerless to stop you, for you are Ninja.

From SayOMG.

Hold On To Your Butts

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Did you find him?
Roland Tembo: Just the parts they didn’t like.

“This is a video of my cat Mr. Moo-Ping (black) and Miss Moo-Wan (white) combined with footage clips from Jurassic Park shot and edited by We Are Camera Studio. Hope you like it.” -Soonthorn P.

Curses, Foiled Again

Villain cats, “YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.”

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Dainty family in distress, “But we can’t pay the rent!”

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Ding-dong! Rent Lady calling! You must pay the rent!

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Yeahhh, if you could just pay the rent, that would be greeeaaat.

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I’ll get you my kitty, and your rent, too!

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“I’ll pay the rent!”, said dramatic penguin dramatically, “Put it on my bill.”
Yay! Our hero.

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Rocket News has the “real” story. Cute beady eye factor by Sylvanian Families AKA Calico Critters.

Oh C’MON, Play Wit’ Me, K? C’MON C’MON!

The Puppeh in this video is clearly WOUND UP and wants to play. However, the kitteh is not quite sure what to make of all this.

As seen on Viral Viral Videos.

U SURE U Wanna Come Into The Kitchen?

Yur call, hoomin. Heh heh.

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com
From The Internet’s Animals.

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