STOP!

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?


You may pass, Buzzfeed

A Pointed Rebuke

Greetings, lowly servant; we’ve been expecting you. If you have brought our evening meal, leave it and begone. If not, my associates and I will be forced to take measures you will find… most disagreeable.


Via Reddit.

Only Slightly Mad

What does wet kitty see that we don’t see?

Something is there.

What does wet kitty hear that we can’t hear?

What is in the air?

Maybe it’s the floating pixie fairies.

On pitying wings.

Maybe they tell wet kitties what to do.

Dark, sinister things!

So if you ever bathe your kitty,

You better bet,

The little voices are calling to it,

Telling wet kitty not to destroy you …yet.


The pixies made him do it, Steveislegend

You’re Coming with Me, Mister

I’ve told you a thousand times not to leave this house. This is what happens when you don’t listen. You get the mouth treatment.


She said a mouthful, Piscator629!

Dramatic Pug!

AY! WHAT’RE YOU DOING?!

Nnnoth-iiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiing!?

Guilty Gus goes, “Gulp!”, jjberry41081

Got Another Quarter?

Descending Space Invaders alien! Do not let it land on you! Avoid de-feet! And random laser beams.


Game Over, Photoszz

I’m Right Below You, JUMP!


Nice catch, Assen!

Stethoscopophobia

Doc! I’m too young to die! I wanna live! I got plans. Big plans!

Woe is meee! Cold. So cooold.


Oh, the cute indignity of it all, Ant !

Some Relationships Are Toxic

Sure, in the beginning it can seem fun. You find out all of the things you have in common – growing up in the same place, you both love swimming, stuff like that. You stay up all night having long philosophical talks about why the world is the way it is. You really enjoy hanging out together.

But then, the teeth come out and you realize there is no happy ending. Well, for one of you.


A reminder to pay attention to red flags, Jonathan!

Can You Cheat At Pattycake?

The one on the right thinks so.


Suspicious squirrels have squinty eyes, Kim and Marcea!