Caturday Welcomes Enrico Caruso (The Cat)

“Here’s a couple of photos of Enrico Caruso. (So named from his loud long notes and tuxedo.) Taken on a cold evening in January when he was sitting on my chest, under the blanket. The second photo was made with Waterlogue, the iOS app that will watercolor your photos. Came out so nice we sent it off to a print making place for permanent enshrinement on my wall.” -Douglas W.

BEFORE: (“Douglas, WHERE is MY LUNCH?”)

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AFTER: (“Douglas, WHERE is MY LUNCH?”)[No change despite being colorized, imagine that! -Ed.]

Painted in Waterlogue

Mission: Impurrrsible

“Your mission Felícia, should U accept it, is to retrieve the toy carelessly intentionally tossed on the curtain rod by the hoomin, so he could rack up massive clicks on YouTube. Of course, should U be captured by The Dog, the Secretary of Cute will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Good luck, Felícia. This video runs :59 seconds.”

VVV.

The Soft-Sided Pet Carrier Lured Her

And poor Maggie was never seen again.

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“Here is a cute/funny one I took of Maggie the other day! She looks very fierce but is really just stretching and yawning after a cat nap!” -Tammy L.

Esther, I’d Look Over Your Shoulder

Looks like SOMEone is getting ready to rumble.

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“Shhh. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I believe I’m being stalked by a suburban porch lion. If I close my eyes, maybe I’ll elude capture.” -from Esther The Wonder Pig’s FB.

Our Caturday Operators R Standing By!

The weather’s going to be heating up very soon. Unless U live in, say, Surprise AZ, in which case it’s already scorching. Call Screens -R- Us and we’ll stop over and show you how EASY it is to install one of our cat-proof front door screens; perfect for those cool summer night breezes!

OK, so the cat-proof part needs work.

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As seen on Reddit.

Thanks? We Sure About That?

Might be wrong, but I think this kitteh has an entirely different word in his mind.

Which we can’t print.

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Reddit.

“Hello, IRS? My Tax Return’s Gonna Be Late.”

“Yes, I know they’re due tonight by midnight. Why’s it gonna be late? Well…the dog ate it. Yes, I’m sure you HAVE heard that one before.”

Incredibly Busted, Banff

On a positive side, though, “Pointer” sneakers are known to have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.*

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“This is my dog Banff. She loves to eat my shoes, but never my boyfriend’s!” -Jenny M.

*Bonus points if U get the reference.

Caution: There’s Danger Afoot!

“Hello! My dog Danger is a menace- menace to your feet because he’ll lick you to death!” -Judy C. (Sent from my iPhone.)

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CATURDAY: I Haz Killed It Maybe

[I hadda make it stop and I did make it stop but then it came back with the bad music so I haz to kill it some more.]

Say OMG!

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