Cold As Ice

That Big Bull Mastiff Puppeh has NO problem dropping a dime on the Toilet Paper Caper Culprit. #Payback

Fish Are Friends, NOT Food!

2006 Jesse 'n Fish3[I just want to give you lots of loves and hugs! Honest! Now come on up to the top of the water so I can pet you!]

“This is Jesse hugging it out with the goldfish. In his spare time, he likes to learn to read so he can take over the world.” -Lindsey L.

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(Not The) Mom Taxi XLVIII: An Arne Special

RaccoonSender-Inner Arne found this super selection of (Not The) Taxi photos on The Guardian. What the heck, the premise is still valid. This first photo (a Raccoon on board a Gator, above) is all over the Tubes today (and sent in by many Cuteporters- it’s a real shot. This version found by Karen F. on AJC.com.) Taken yesterday morning by Richard Jones on the Ocklawaha River in the Ocala National Forest.

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See, THIS Is Why We’re Called “Cute Overload.”

An OVERLOAD of The Qte. Served right up into your ‘puter via The Intertubes. Kewl and stuff.

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(Via The BuzzFeedersons.)

Um…Hi There, Earl

Earl the Grumpy Puppy. - ImgurEarl’s having a bad day. Maybe you could make it better by bringing him a bowl of crunchies. And then backing away from the bowl. Very carefully. (H/T Imgur.)

I Meant To Do This

[*Update 1:04pm PT: Annette scores this time around- there were a LOT of great ones…TY all! -Ed.]

The post on Imgur called this shot “The feeling when you know that you’re guilty, but you haven’t hidden yet.” That dovetails right into Rule of Cuteness #32: If you’re caught doing something bad, it’s cute.” (Quite rare.) That said, come up with your best header and we’ll REALLY try to get this updated right at 1pm PT. Have fun, peeps!

The feeling when you know that you're guilty, but you haven't hidden yet - Imgur

!Hamzilla!

Whenever Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, or Gamara decided to get really feisty, they’d plow through poor old Tokyo. Then the good citizens would dutifully rebuild, only to see the next giant creature stop by for a quick smash. These people just did not grasp the long-term future of their city. Heck, they just gave Godzilla a Good Citizen Award. Or something.

Now comes……Hamzilla. Duck and cover, folks. Duck and cover.

Caturday Afternoon: Nine Signs Cats Are Plotting World Domination

Only 9? Cole & Marmalade walk us through the end of the human species as we know it. Time to give ’em their own tag before all is lost.

Niko…Did YOU Chew Up The Pen?

Come on now, little guy. Was it you? Did you- wait, Niko! Where are you going?

Headline THIS: Day 11: They Still Think I’m A Hairball. Disguise Working.

[Update, 1:12pm PT: Jodi #FTW!]

Maggie and Ella The Goldies are oblivious to the world, and Dave The Cat is…somewhat disgruntled. Write up your best headline, and we’ll post the best one at 1pm PT!

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“Ella is the dog lying on the back cushions. She’s our dog. Maggie is the one lying down on the couch itself, next to the Dave the cat. Maggie is Ella’s daughter. Maggie was adopted by friends of ours and lives nearby, so she’s visiting all the time,” says Dan L.

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