Posts tagged as: Impending Doom

Diary Of A Kitty Revisit

Dear Diary,

See picture.


Impending doom brought to you by Zoe (the cat) and Clara O.

Worst. Salon. Ever.

It is a sad state of affairs when you can’t get a quality salon experience. Here are a few places to avoid:

Sally’s Home Salon and Spa

PJ’s Hair Market

Hair’s Johnny!

Georgia’s Old Timey Salon Emporium

Hairturn

Kim’s Hair I Go

Last Chance Stlye

Jim’s Wash Rinse Repeat

Clip and Snip

The happy ending is that all parties are okay and found new stylists. We’d like to thank the following for their salon busting (in order of appearance): Heidi H., Leila, teddibearpicnick, Callie F., Mike H., Suzanne G., Chris, and Christina V.

I’ve Been Expecting You

I am the keeper of your dessstiny. (leans closer) State your business. Choose wisely.


Give Gregory a bag of raisins and ye shall pass, m104!

But I Don’t Want to be Baptized

The River Pugwash, has long served as the historical pug baptism site for the faithful, who believe they can wash pugs of their sins, a tradition held since the ancient tribe of It’ltake Amirakl.


Lola has the patience of a saint, Darrin G. Photo by Karen H., taken at Pugwash, Nova Scotia.

The End of the World is Coming!

Will the world end in 2012?

Nonsense. Oh hold on a sec, what’s that object in the sky hurtling Earthward?

Aaauugh! The end is near! Enjoy the cute NOW.

“I kees you goodbye! Mwah!”

Cocoa says goodbye cute world! Do we have time to make a sandwich, Miriam S.?

Famous Last Words

Don‘t worry, how much trouble could one little ferret be?


Heh, heh. You know, for a moment there, I thought I was in trouble.


OK that’s it. Either the ferret goes, or I go.


Agh! Wake me when it’s over!


The outstretched paw, is just sooo tragique, theogeo .

Too Glenn Close for Comfort

You know, I really don’t get this guy. He’s got a lovely wife and daughter, great job, beautiful home — and he just throws it away on an affair with a total psycho!


And now they’re gone, and she’s out there, skulking around my rabbit hutch… I’ll just hide in this pot until she goes away! She’ll never think to look for me in here!


Sender-inner Michelle C. says: “So I had this brainiac idea to take pics of my rabbit Bun Bun (or the Bun Bun, as she prefers to be called!) in a giant pot because, well, what’s her dignity against the amusement of myself and others?”

Dogs, They’re So Easy

Zee poopay ees in range. Zee poopay suspects nozzink. I shall hold my pozeeshon until zee moment ees right…

Zee poopay ees zo close… …ATTACK!

More Poptart and Cupcake, by Mary K.

What Are Your Terms?

It’s simple really. Until all my demands are met, I keep slobbering.

I’m fully prepared to speed things up.


Throw Costello a bone! Andrew H. says Costello “is a 6 month old (yes 6), Old English Bulldog puppy.”

Mewteorite

According to authorities, a mewteorite smashed into a papasan cushion yesterday in the home Mrs. Ira Skookums of Hazlett, New Jersey. “It came out of nowhere!”, she said. The chair was totaled; no one was hurt. NASA is still investigating.

Is Dinah a bit of a space cadet, Sheilla C.?