Our Caturday Operators R Standing By!

The weather’s going to be heating up very soon. Unless U live in, say, Surprise AZ, in which case it’s already scorching. Call Screens -R- Us and we’ll stop over and show you how EASY it is to install one of our cat-proof front door screens; perfect for those cool summer night breezes!

OK, so the cat-proof part needs work.

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As seen on Reddit.

Thanks? We Sure About That?

Might be wrong, but I think this kitteh has an entirely different word in his mind.

Which we can’t print.

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Reddit.

“Hello, IRS? My Tax Return’s Gonna Be Late.”

“Yes, I know they’re due tonight by midnight. Why’s it gonna be late? Well…the dog ate it. Yes, I’m sure you HAVE heard that one before.”

Incredibly Busted, Banff

On a positive side, though, “Pointer” sneakers are known to have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.*

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“This is my dog Banff. She loves to eat my shoes, but never my boyfriend’s!” -Jenny M.

*Bonus points if U get the reference.

Caution: There’s Danger Afoot!

“Hello! My dog Danger is a menace- menace to your feet because he’ll lick you to death!” -Judy C. (Sent from my iPhone.)

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CATURDAY: I Haz Killed It Maybe

[I hadda make it stop and I did make it stop but then it came back with the bad music so I haz to kill it some more.]

Say OMG!

CATURDAY: Actually, The Dog Did This

[O HAI yeah the dog did this, he messed these window things up, I wuz just trying to fix them when U SUDDENLY CAME HOME EARLY. No? Not buying it?]

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From the Fantastic Cat Adventures Tumblr.

This Is Called “Pushing The Puppeh Envelope”

Mr. McGoatersons is gonna see JUST how far he can (literally) push the puppeh, to get a reaction.

From Triple V.

Stella, Those Work Best With Water IN ‘Em

However, since there is no H20 to be found, Stella decides to beat the crap outta the pool instead.

“Here is a link to a video of our bulldog Stella throwing a fit when her pool is empty. She was featured on Cute Overload when she was a baby. The video was from this afternoon: Stella’s Daddy is on his way home with a new and sturdier one right now! The old one has been retired..it is just getting warm enough here for her to swim.” -Stacy M.

Everybuddy Wuz Cat-Fu Fighting

You want some of this? Some of THIS? COME AND GET IT!

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Reddit.