Now, Back to The Depressing Table

“Last week, you’ll remember, we watched other people eat an exotic Polynesian luau, but we’re bringing it back home this week, by watching them eat a stick-to-your-ribs cookout straight from America’s heartland. But it isn’t all meat and potatoes, because they’ll also enjoy grilled red peppers, late summer corn, topped off by a fine French wine.”


The Depressing Table is sponsored by a generous submission from PH, who adds “This is Betsy, waiting patiently for supper to begin and wondering which of the two human guests won’t be getting a steak.”

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Does this puppy have NO OTHER TOYS?!


That’s sour, Crissy G.!

The Most Patient Cat in the World, Part III: The Dive-Bomination

Oh sure, the cat looks all like “yeah, what-evah” while the camera’s rolling, but you just know that seconds later she issued a sharply-worded memorandum of rebuke.

Revenge of the Son of the Bride of the Most Patient Cat of All Time, Part II: Attack of the Cooinator

(Ya know, if I hadn’t had my killer instincts bred out of me by centuries of domestication, I’d bite this thing’s head off. Anyway, I’m too tired from my afternoon nap, so I’ll let it slide.)

UPDATE: New link to video found (thanks, Julia!)

Meecro-Peeg!

People, this video is *not* to be missed. Enter “Carnitas” the Wonder Piglet! He will grow to be about 15 pounds total and isn’t for eatin’.

Barbarella F., your commentary is what we’d all sound like watching this. Great video.

Don’t Play With Your Food! (Or Do.)

Normally, if you’re a healthy, red-blooded cheetah, a nice juicy impala is the “runs really fast and goes ‘boing!’ ” part of this good-for-you breakfast.  But what if you’re not very hungry at the moment?  Then he’s your new playmate!

That’s what photographer Michel Denis-Huot discovered in these amazing shots for the Daily Mail.  Already tired from hunting, the cheetahs patted and nuzzled the impala for about 15 minutes…

… and, even more amazingly, the impala nuzzled back …

… before remembering that it was food and scampering away.

Sent in by a gazillion people, all of whom were Goran G.

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