Posts tagged as: I’m Going to Eat You

Her eyes are bigger than her pouches!

Oh, let me just go in here for a quick bite…


This doorway shrinks by the day!


SPLORF! [cheek pouches push out] OOF!


Sender-Inner Jessica says Coco needs a belly band.

0h Noes! Cute baby turkeys!1!

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS!

SO… CONFLICTED!

NO FAIR , THEY’RE CUTE and DELICIOUS!

Elizabeth B. found these tempting turkles and story over at Beyond Blue Stockings.

This Obesity Epidemic is Out of Control

Admittedly, Mister Sack of Po-ta-toes wasn’t a fan of exercise.

However, when he started to lose the muscle memory in those lazy bones, even he knew there was a problem.

It’s just baby fluff, Michael Y.

Brownie Bite

Will you please get a load of this mini-morsel—you could take her down in one bite:

GLURP:

Sender-Inner Meg S. says: “I don’t know what it’s called, but it has my soul.” Roge.

Good Gourd, This is Ridiculous.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which one of us would also make a great pie?”

Scaredy cats, Alicia M.

Lock All Doors, and My God, DON’T! GET! HYSTERICAL!

Dr. Von ScroungeParts’ recent experiment of fusing two separate species – the ravenous Cid with the very surly yet strangely apathetic Puddy – has gone terribly awry. We implore you to take cover and be on the lookout: The Cicadacat is weird and dangerous.

It’s Kismet, Pam W.

World’s Top Eater Fail

When he began the challenge, everyone assumed it would be a non-gut buster considering he regularly snacks on the easily digestible triple-cheese inner tube with a side of pickled fire hydrant.

So when the final verdict was handed down, the shame and surprise were heavy: Jaws “Kobayashi” McNugget lost challenge “Candied Chickpea Bundt Cake”.

Looks like he’s going to Rowlf, Caye H.

She Tastes Like Talcum Powder, Rainbows…and Disease.

“I swear I  just turned my head for a second,  and when I looked back – I was crippled with fear! My God, all those germs! Dr. Veterinarian, please tell me my baby isn’t going to lose his tongue…”

Isla’s adorable and that puppy is lucky to have her, Pammy O. Photo by Luly.

New Trend in Food Trucks: All-You-Can-Eat Bug Buffets

While his brothers’ dined on crispy crickets and gooey grasshoppers, Clive set his sights on the real prize: the dragonfries from the truck called IHOP’D.

If everything’s bigger in Texas, does that include the bugs? Photo by bsheridan

The Last Time Community Theater Rolls the Dice with an Unknown

Yeah, I let my hair down like he asked. Turns out, it’s freakin’ delicious.

Is he preparing for some kind of marathon, Lynn?