There’s A Cute For That

Always longed to see a ferret spread out flat?


Urgently need an extra box for a cat?


Do you adore squirrels who look like Scrat?


Are you ready to party with a pup in a pointy pink hat?


Interested in headlines about a famous Democrat?


Could you use a little help at the laundromat?


Do you want to believe bunnies are fluffy and not fat?


Now everybody needs a nap, Princess Maya by Kasia P., box kitties by Paul P., squirrel by Florian W., Brussels Griffon by Stacy Z., Political Chuck pup by Sara S. via Dooce.com, sloth baby by Sam J. & Sara, and Knabbel the bunny by J. Pockele.

The Tell Tail Heart

Roses are red
My blankie is blue
Bite your love on the tail
You know you want to.


///EDIT: Peeps, Sender-Inner Andi M. commented,

“Yay! I submitted this photo! Just so everyone knows, Hippo is actually a super amazing cat at the no-kill shelter where I volunteer. He’s completely available for adoption :) HINT HINT someone take him home! :) http://www.saveapetil.org/pet/hippo///

Hippo Valentine’s Day, Hippo and Andi M.!

So Glad You Asked!

Why do dogs chase their tails?


Well you see, realistically, they have self image issues which also accounts for their lack of appreciation for mirrors. Philosophically, it could of course be a question of ethics, but by nature, dogs are conspicuous in their absence of moral reason, or any other kind of reason. Therefore, we can assume they are idealists and everyone knows idealists are easy!

There you are. Any better ideas?

So glad we were able to help, Bardi the Boxer and Jona G.

Holiday pupcakes are almost done

Der teh der. Will juuuuust take a moment.

Ding! Tanguera, they’re…ready?

Fighting over the leftovers

Kiara (the pekingese) and Arwen (the chihuahua) sharing a rawhide stick for Thanksgiving. Let’s give them a round of applause for not yipping at each other for a whole 2 minutos.

Sharing

S.R., [holding out the wishbone in your general direction] Make a wish!

Yoinks and Gadzooks!

But soft! What treasure hath the Fates placed before mine eyes? A kernel of corn!


Oh, what sweet blessing from Nature’s bounty — a pitiful morsel to some, but a bounteous feast to a humble creature such as I!


We like eloquence in a rodent, Megan A.

Probably Nothing More Than Rumours

Crazy rumours are spreading that the squirrels have been boldly stealing right from the bird feeder.
I’d like to correct that terrible misconception.


Sender-inner Erica M. says, “The eight-foot high birdfeeder is Fatboy’s favorite place to spend hot summer days…” Photo by Tasha G.

Someone pass the ketchup.

I am, Corgi Courageous, destroyer of hot dogs. And now, by the power of the Amazing Polycoated Paper Plate, I shall exterminate this hot dog in a single nom! Your buns are mine. The wolf comes for you. Feel its breath.


And the wiener is, Laddie, James R.!

Meanwhile, at Bob and Helen’s Annual Halloween Kitten-Tasting Party…

“… but when they hit the teenage years, Carl, that’s the worst. Bethany, our oldest, came home with a piercing on her shell, and Helen almost blew her lid straight to the ceiling. And now — can you believe this kid? — she wants to get her nose re-carved! All the girls are doing it, she says. Six grand it would cost me! So I tell her… Oh, careful with the dark ones, Carl, they’re kinda bitter… So I says to her…”


(BLEEEAARGH! Yeah, I see what he means!)


Simply lovely party, Alisha V.

The Great Pumpkin Massacre

Hurricane Irene may have damaged pumpkin crops, but a select few survived to be mauled by bears at the Bronx Zoo, a fall tradition. Oh, the pumpkinity!

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