Posts tagged as: I’m Going to Eat You

Hungry Happy Harry Hippo Holds Handsome Honker Hilariously

Hard to believe anyone would reject this cuddly blorper, but that’s just what Harry the Pygmy Hippo’s mother did, so keepers at a wildlife sanctuary in South Africa raised him by hand ’round the clock. Looks like he has an effective way of telling you when it’s time for a feeding, too.


Picture by Miller and MacLean/Caters News. Story, more pictures at The Huffington Post.

And They Called it Puppy Looooove…

Unfortunately, Carl and Belinda’s first attempt at French kissing was a disaster.


A mouthful of cuteness from Flickr user Soggydan.

Friday Haiku: Ye Olde Englishe Proverb

Who said that you can’t

Have your cute and eat it too

I’ll start with the ears.


Edgar is a delicious morsel, Dan T.!

Aupossum Bon Pain

Pastries put up a good fight – but I def-eated ‘em!


Everyone is going to start singing I Ate Too Moishe, Anne L. who says “Apparently, this opossum broke into the bakery, snorted up some pastries and was too full to run away!”

The Irresistable Siren Call of Cookies

Mmm, I know I shouldn’t, but before I know it, my paws put it in my mouth. How does that happen?


There are times when a squirrel needs something a little more, Tomi T.

There’s A Cute For That

Always longed to see a ferret spread out flat?


Urgently need an extra box for a cat?


Do you adore squirrels who look like Scrat?


Are you ready to party with a pup in a pointy pink hat?


Interested in headlines about a famous Democrat?


Could you use a little help at the laundromat?


Do you want to believe bunnies are fluffy and not fat?


Now everybody needs a nap, Princess Maya by Kasia P., box kitties by Paul P., squirrel by Florian W., Brussels Griffon by Stacy Z., Political Chuck pup by Sara S. via Dooce.com, sloth baby by Sam J. & Sara, and Knabbel the bunny by J. Pockele.

The Tell Tail Heart

Roses are red
My blankie is blue
Bite your love on the tail
You know you want to.


///EDIT: Peeps, Sender-Inner Andi M. commented,

“Yay! I submitted this photo! Just so everyone knows, Hippo is actually a super amazing cat at the no-kill shelter where I volunteer. He’s completely available for adoption :) HINT HINT someone take him home! :) http://www.saveapetil.org/pet/hippo///

Hippo Valentine’s Day, Hippo and Andi M.!

So Glad You Asked!

Why do dogs chase their tails?


Well you see, realistically, they have self image issues which also accounts for their lack of appreciation for mirrors. Philosophically, it could of course be a question of ethics, but by nature, dogs are conspicuous in their absence of moral reason, or any other kind of reason. Therefore, we can assume they are idealists and everyone knows idealists are easy!

There you are. Any better ideas?

So glad we were able to help, Bardi the Boxer and Jona G.

Holiday pupcakes are almost done

Der teh der. Will juuuuust take a moment.

Ding! Tanguera, they’re…ready?

Fighting over the leftovers

Kiara (the pekingese) and Arwen (the chihuahua) sharing a rawhide stick for Thanksgiving. Let’s give them a round of applause for not yipping at each other for a whole 2 minutos.

Sharing

S.R., [holding out the wishbone in your general direction] Make a wish!