Cough Due to Cold?

Let me get you a tissue.


Get plenty of rest. May I recommend sleeping underneath something? The pressure is quite nice for a congested face.


Corndogs are a cure-all. They certainly make me feel better.


And by popular demand, we bring you TOOF-HANCE™


Penelope Pickles is a little helper! Melissa D. S. says, “Her favorite things are corndogs and naps. You can’t leave your plate idle with her around.” You can follow Penelope on the Facebooks.

Not a Snowball’s Chance in Hell…

you can resist the adorable powers of this bun.

Turn up the sound so even your earballs can be mesmerized by bunny crunching.


BONUS VIDEO!

Just when you thought it was safe to fall asleep, someone with a camera films you. It’s not deadly or anything, just real annoying.


Snowball is gonna sweep the nation, Bonnie G.

One Week ’til We Stuff Our Cheeks

In order to be prepared, only salads starts now!

Buddy up with a hamster if you have to!

This little hammie is already talkin’ turkey – gobble, gobble, gobble. Domo arigato, Yamashitamasita.

You Are Going Down, Wibbley Wobbley!

I shall defeat you with bites, paw swipes, the always effective jump-n-twist and savage cuteness. Generations to come will tell their offspring of this fierce and epic battle.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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Tugger was spotted on Buzzfeed

Whatchoo Been Eatin’, Mama?

Is it chocolate? Can I have some? Is it in your mouth?


Via Buzzfeed by AJ Haverkamp

Wait, What Was That Second Thing?

Stan: OK, we’ll act all cute and distract them. You sneak in and take their wallets.

Carl: Yeah! I’m gonna roll in, all stealthy-like.

Stan: Who do you think you are, Captain Kirk? Look, just sneak up quietly…

Carl: But the rolling is an integral part of my ninja strategy!

Stan: No rolling! The whole point is not to call attention to yourself.

Carl: Chill, I got this. Sneak in, bite legs, get wallet, take off.

Stan: Fine. Wait, what?

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From YouTube uploader Fruppelkungen: “When I was on vacation in Borneo we stopped in a little orangutan care center where we got to play with all the young orangutans. In the video you can see a sneaky one trying to bite me. Enjoy.”

My People Call It Dinner


I’m cornstantly amazed by chipmonks, Attack of the Cute.

Marmoset?

No thanks, I had a big lunch.


Well OK, if you insist, Bernd Settnik.

Results Are In!

I can fit your whole face in my mouth.


This may not be the best way to introduce yourself to new people, D13Coates!

I’m In Advertising


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