One Week ’til We Stuff Our Cheeks

In order to be prepared, only salads starts now!

Buddy up with a hamster if you have to!

This little hammie is already talkin’ turkey – gobble, gobble, gobble. Domo arigato, Yamashitamasita.

You Are Going Down, Wibbley Wobbley!

I shall defeat you with bites, paw swipes, the always effective jump-n-twist and savage cuteness. Generations to come will tell their offspring of this fierce and epic battle.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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Tugger was spotted on Buzzfeed

Whatchoo Been Eatin’, Mama?

Is it chocolate? Can I have some? Is it in your mouth?


Via Buzzfeed by AJ Haverkamp

Wait, What Was That Second Thing?

Stan: OK, we’ll act all cute and distract them. You sneak in and take their wallets.

Carl: Yeah! I’m gonna roll in, all stealthy-like.

Stan: Who do you think you are, Captain Kirk? Look, just sneak up quietly…

Carl: But the rolling is an integral part of my ninja strategy!

Stan: No rolling! The whole point is not to call attention to yourself.

Carl: Chill, I got this. Sneak in, bite legs, get wallet, take off.

Stan: Fine. Wait, what?

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From YouTube uploader Fruppelkungen: “When I was on vacation in Borneo we stopped in a little orangutan care center where we got to play with all the young orangutans. In the video you can see a sneaky one trying to bite me. Enjoy.”

My People Call It Dinner


I’m cornstantly amazed by chipmonks, Attack of the Cute.

Marmoset?

No thanks, I had a big lunch.


Well OK, if you insist, Bernd Settnik.

Results Are In!

I can fit your whole face in my mouth.


This may not be the best way to introduce yourself to new people, D13Coates!

I’m In Advertising


Brought to you by BuzzFeed.

Who’s The Boss? Martha’s The Boss!

It’s a good thing?


Here’s what Martha says about this on her blog: “As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.”

Here’s Martha with her new fur babies (named Ch’in and Kublai Khan) in a less bitey pose.

Some Relationships Are Toxic

Sure, in the beginning it can seem fun. You find out all of the things you have in common – growing up in the same place, you both love swimming, stuff like that. You stay up all night having long philosophical talks about why the world is the way it is. You really enjoy hanging out together.

But then, the teeth come out and you realize there is no happy ending. Well, for one of you.


A reminder to pay attention to red flags, Jonathan!

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