Please only take one, I’m running out.
Conejo al Plato by the sweet-toothed Memo Vasquez.
Posts tagged as: I’m Going to Eat You
Friday Haiku: Smooth Operator
July 24, 2009 By
Today’s haiku prompt:
Silly surgeon sans scalpel
Appealing? Then write
THIS JUST IN: Guinea pigs mowing watermelon slices
July 11, 2009 By
Listen closely and you’ll hear the “ehn ehn ehn!” sounds…
“Guinea Pigs eating watermelon” sent in by Philip P. over at Ant’s Quality Foraged Links.
Happy Birfday, Tai Shan!
July 11, 2009 By
Happy Birfday to You
You’re now two-plus-two
You’re such a cute panda,
Here’s an ice cake for you!
And maaaa-neeeee mooooreeee … pictures at The Huffington Post.
We Put the “D’oh!” in “Doughnut”
July 9, 2009 By
Whether you’re handling dangerous nuclear materials, or just skateboarding through the Kwik-E-Mart, you need plenty of energy to get you through the morning.
So start your day the Simpsons way — with a hearty helping of Homer Simpson brand Frosted Pink Doughnuts. They’re the waistline-expanding part of this balanced breakfast!
Endorsed by Dr. V at www.pawcurious.com
More doggie dough-nuttiness here.
I’d Better Call in Sick Today…
July 7, 2009 By
… because according to this thing, I’ve got a temperature of 150 calories!
Backstory from sender-inner Sandy C.: “I’d like to submit this photo of my hamster named Lenore who is attempting to lob a pretzel stick away without me or my fiance knowing.” Not sure I agree with you 100 percent on your choice of hiding place, Lenore.
Happy Surrogate Male Guardian’s Day
June 21, 2009 By
Traditionally in June, we honor male parents, guardians and caregivers with a special awareness day to celebrate the pro-active, nurturing support they provide.
Many male caretakers are choosing nontraditional family paradigms, such as this Rottweiler, who coexists in an adoptive interspecies relationship with this wolf cub.
We utilize this day to celebrate the diversity inherent in these alternative parenting lifestyle choices, to replace negative stigmas with positive flapdoodle, and ensure toenail raspberry crankle gleep blarble mumbity flark gobblety shrdlu.
Holistically sender-innered by Jacob K.
The Eternal Struggle of Dog vs. Cupcake
June 10, 2009 By
It all began when that mean TV lady unleashed the hypnotic power that cupcakes have over the feeble canine mind…
… and soon, dogs everywhere had fallen helpless under their vanilla-swirled spell…
Wake up, Fido, before it’s too late! Rise up against your sugar-frosted overlords–before they enslave us all!
A mind-melding apple turnover compels me to credit Micaela R. (middle photo) and Cindy L. (bottom photo).
Purveyor of Cute Pictures? Or Shameless Corrupter of Innocent Young Minds?
June 8, 2009 By
Concerned citizens! There is a new threat to the moral well-being of our nation’s youth: The so-called “Interwebs site” known as Cute Overload. Do not be fooled by its innocent facade, for behind it lies anti-social behavior, wantonly displayed in full view of impressionable young minds.
Why, just last week, this den of vulgarity displayed a photo of youngsters engaged in “butt-biting.” And sure enough, others began to imitate the vile practice. If left unchecked, butt-biting leads to disease, Communism, and worst of all, dancing.
Our grateful thanks to citizen Kris M. for bringing this shocking matter to light.
It’s Just an Expression!
June 1, 2009 By
“… Now, before you do anything rash here, I think I should tell you the phrase ‘bite me’ is just a figure of speech, I don’t mean it litera-AAAAAGHH!”
Nice incisor-on-posterior action captured by Shane Monaghan and found by J.H.
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