Well you see, realistically, they have self image issues which also accounts for their lack of appreciation for mirrors. Philosophically, it could of course be a question of ethics, but by nature, dogs are conspicuous in their absence of moral reason, or any other kind of reason. Therefore, we can assume they are idealists and everyone knows idealists are easy!

There you are. Any better ideas?

So glad we were able to help, Bardi the Boxer and Jona G.

Ding! Tanguera, they’re…ready?

S.R., [holding out the wishbone in your general direction] Make a wish!

Oh, what sweet blessing from Nature’s bounty — a pitiful morsel to some, but a bounteous feast to a humble creature such as I!

We like eloquence in a rodent, Megan A.

Sender-inner Erica M. says, “The eight-foot high birdfeeder is Fatboy’s favorite place to spend hot summer days…” Photo by Tasha G.

And the wiener is, Laddie, James R.!

(BLEEEAARGH! Yeah, I see what he means!)

Simply lovely party, Alisha V.

But look at us, we finally have proof that squirrels and dinosaurs were closer than ever thought.

Um, wow, you’re eating like there’s no tomorrow. Har, har, har.

Those are walnuts, you know, as in, dinosaur brain size.

So? Dinosaurs rely less upon brain size and more upon eating everything in their path!!!

Sender-Inner Kim B. used a remote camera to get these shots from the Bad Manors Squirrel Diner.