I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

... can I eat some of your hair?

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Dear Acorns,

It's offishe... we're breaking up. I always wanted someone more fulfilling and I have found the perfect match. We're going to be together for a long, long time.

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Via Reddit, crust me.

Today’s Special: Cat-cciatore

Pan-fried with tomato and onion, garnished with catnip.


"I took this picture of Kosmo a couple of winters ago," says Georgette N. "I think he was trying to give me a not-so-subtle hint to turn on the heater."

The C.O. Guide to Carnivorous Furniture

A cunning and patient hunter, the Kitty-Eating Loveseat (chompus felix) lures its prey into its upper cushions with promises of tuna and acting work.


"We have this super cute picture of our cat Gaston and we thought you might like it for your website :)" says Maxime M. from France.

She Wore a Raspberry Berry

The kind you find in a second hand store. I think I lof her.

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"I found this on Reddit. Commence operation: terdle deezguise!" -Pablo A.

Score!

I don't know where you came from and I don't care.


"Here is Puffy, my 3-year-old Three-Toed Box Turtle. She loves strawberries and the Easter Bunny brought her one. I'm Linda O. and I love your website."

If You Won the L’ottery

OMG! Happy dance! Here's how ottermatically fabulous your life could be!

Fave Fenway (the otter) Frames:

fenway &b pup

fenway & whale

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The lucky winners are Fenway and MissPippyLou. And thanks to CO-er, rescue gal, who also sent this in!

Cough Due to Cold?

Let me get you a tissue.


Get plenty of rest. May I recommend sleeping underneath something? The pressure is quite nice for a congested face.


Corndogs are a cure-all. They certainly make me feel better.


And by popular demand, we bring you TOOF-HANCE™


Penelope Pickles is a little helper! Melissa D. S. says, "Her favorite things are corndogs and naps. You can't leave your plate idle with her around." You can follow Penelope on the Facebooks.

Not a Snowball’s Chance in Hell…

you can resist the adorable powers of this bun.

Turn up the sound so even your earballs can be mesmerized by bunny crunching.

BONUS VIDEO!

Just when you thought it was safe to fall asleep, someone with a camera films you. It's not deadly or anything, just real annoying.

Snowball is gonna sweep the nation, Bonnie G.

One Week ’til We Stuff Our Cheeks

In order to be prepared, only salads starts now!

Buddy up with a hamster if you have to!

This little hammie is already talkin' turkey - gobble, gobble, gobble. Domo arigato, Yamashitamasita.