Take Another Little Pizza My Heart

O pizza, I am your slave. Though your cheesy aroma fills my senses, my search for you remains fruitless (which is fine because I don’t like fruit).

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Torment me no longer, pepperoni-encrusted temptress! For you, I would journey across desolate deserts, majestic mountains, and decorative driftwood!

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AT LAST! THOU ART MINE! Now to catch up with the rest of you, om nom nom…

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From “Pizza in the Wild,” a photo collection from Jonpaul Douglass.

 

Just a Little Off the Top, Please

For a unique dining experience while visiting the Pacific Terraquarium, stop by Chez Beluga restaurant. Choose your meal fresh from dozens of live specimens walking around in our massive display tank.

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Actually, there’s no picture here. We deny it completely. You didn’t see anything. And it didn’t come from Daily Picks and Flicks, that’s for sure.

Hey, Acting Is Hard and Stuff

Take for example the Hollywood screen kiss. You think that just happens? Hah! It takes years of training, breathing exercises, intricate choreography, charts and diagrams, just to create that heart-melting moment of romance. I’m not naming names here, but a pair of A-listers once spent the night in the studio infirmary when they got tongue-tied.

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Via Renee V.

I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?

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Dear Acorns,

It’s offishe… we’re breaking up. I always wanted someone more fulfilling and I have found the perfect match. We’re going to be together for a long, long time.

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Via Reddit, crust me.

Today’s Special: Cat-cciatore

Pan-fried with tomato and onion, garnished with catnip.


“I took this picture of Kosmo a couple of winters ago,” says Georgette N. “I think he was trying to give me a not-so-subtle hint to turn on the heater.”

The C.O. Guide to Carnivorous Furniture

A cunning and patient hunter, the Kitty-Eating Loveseat (chompus felix) lures its prey into its upper cushions with promises of tuna and acting work.


“We have this super cute picture of our cat Gaston and we thought you might like it for your website :)” says Maxime M. from France.

She Wore a Raspberry Berry

The kind you find in a second hand store. I think I lof her.

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“I found this on Reddit. Commence operation: terdle deezguise!” -Pablo A.

Score!

I don’t know where you came from and I don’t care.


“Here is Puffy, my 3-year-old Three-Toed Box Turtle. She loves strawberries and the Easter Bunny brought her one. I’m Linda O. and I love your website.”

If You Won the L’ottery

OMG! Happy dance! Here’s how ottermatically fabulous your life could be!

Fave Fenway (the otter) Frames:

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The lucky winners are Fenway and MissPippyLou. And thanks to CO-er, rescue gal, who also sent this in!

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