I don’t know where you came from and I don’t care.
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Posts tagged as: I’m Going to Eat You
Score!
May 4, 2013 By 12 Comments
If You Won the L’ottery
April 23, 2013 By 30 Comments
OMG! Happy dance! Here’s how ottermatically fabulous your life could be!
Fave Fenway (the otter) Frames:
The lucky winners are Fenway and MissPippyLou. And thanks to CO-er, rescue gal, who also sent this in!
Cough Due to Cold?
January 16, 2013 By
Let me get you a tissue.
Get plenty of rest. May I recommend sleeping underneath something? The pressure is quite nice for a congested face.
Corndogs are a cure-all. They certainly make me feel better.
And by popular demand, we bring you TOOF-HANCE™
Penelope Pickles is a little helper! Melissa D. S. says, “Her favorite things are corndogs and naps. You can’t leave your plate idle with her around.” You can follow Penelope on the Facebooks.
Not a Snowball’s Chance in Hell…
November 20, 2012 By
you can resist the adorable powers of this bun.
Turn up the sound so even your earballs can be mesmerized by bunny crunching.
BONUS VIDEO!
Just when you thought it was safe to fall asleep, someone with a camera films you. It’s not deadly or anything, just real annoying.
Snowball is gonna sweep the nation, Bonnie G.
One Week ’til We Stuff Our Cheeks
November 15, 2012 By
In order to be prepared, only salads starts now!
Buddy up with a hamster if you have to!
This little hammie is already talkin’ turkey – gobble, gobble, gobble. Domo arigato, Yamashitamasita.
You Are Going Down, Wibbley Wobbley!
November 10, 2012 By
I shall defeat you with bites, paw swipes, the always effective jump-n-twist and savage cuteness. Generations to come will tell their offspring of this fierce and epic battle.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Fave Frame ™
Tugger was spotted on Buzzfeed
Whatchoo Been Eatin’, Mama?
November 8, 2012 By
Is it chocolate? Can I have some? Is it in your mouth?
Via Buzzfeed by AJ Haverkamp
Wait, What Was That Second Thing?
October 30, 2012 By
Stan: OK, we’ll act all cute and distract them. You sneak in and take their wallets.
Carl: Yeah! I’m gonna roll in, all stealthy-like.
Stan: Who do you think you are, Captain Kirk? Look, just sneak up quietly…
Carl: But the rolling is an integral part of my ninja strategy!
Stan: No rolling! The whole point is not to call attention to yourself.
Carl: Chill, I got this. Sneak in, bite legs, get wallet, take off.
Stan: Fine. Wait, what?
FaveFrame™!
From YouTube uploader Fruppelkungen: “When I was on vacation in Borneo we stopped in a little orangutan care center where we got to play with all the young orangutans. In the video you can see a sneaky one trying to bite me. Enjoy.”
My People Call It Dinner
September 13, 2012 By
I’m cornstantly amazed by chipmonks, Attack of the Cute.
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