A Sweet and Juicy Affair

Oh, my darling, I love you more than any parrot has ever loved a watermelon. Alas, my sweetness, our time together is short, but I promise to nibble you oh, so gently.


C.H. says: “Here is my adorable Pionus, Lola. Whatever Lola wants…”

Tower of Will Power

So! You think you are strong because you can balance a treat on your nose?! Now submit to the ultimate test of Zen mastery — the Milk-Bone Jenga Tower! Hai!

0h Noes! Cute baby turkeys!1!

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS!

SO… CONFLICTED!

NO FAIR , THEY’RE CUTE and DELICIOUS!

Elizabeth B. found these tempting turkles and story over at Beyond Blue Stockings.

The Cake Is a Lie

Here at the Institute for Driving Cats More Insane Than They Already Are, our scientists are creating new methods to send your feline friend ’round the bend.

It fits, I assure you

See?!

Extraordinary measures, caption and photo by Jessica L.!

Best dog birthday “cake” ever

People, why are you wasting your precious time making actual cakes for your dog’s birthday when you know all they want is an awesome sausage with a candle in it?

Yanhg, yanhg, yanhg:

Sender-Inner Dorota says her pup Amy is almost a purebred weiner dog but calls her “95% daschund 5% mystery LOL”

Don’t Play With Your Food! (Or Do.)

Normally, if you’re a healthy, red-blooded cheetah, a nice juicy impala is the “runs really fast and goes ‘boing!’ ” part of this good-for-you breakfast.  But what if you’re not very hungry at the moment?  Then he’s your new playmate!

That’s what photographer Michel Denis-Huot discovered in these amazing shots for the Daily Mail.  Already tired from hunting, the cheetahs patted and nuzzled the impala for about 15 minutes…

… and, even more amazingly, the impala nuzzled back …

… before remembering that it was food and scampering away.

Sent in by a gazillion people, all of whom were Goran G.

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