Your Ice Cream or Your Life!

Here, take my ice cream! Just please don’t hurt me!

Bella Lightning Bolt says, “Bill H., yer just lucky ya weren’t eatin’ a Twinkie.”

I Just Don’t Get It…

Not that I’m knocking Thanksgiving; it’s my favorite holiday. I work the room, do the “soulful eyes” bit, rake in the table scraps. Pretty sweet deal. But there’s one thing I’ll never figure out: How do they manage to get pumpkin pie from one of these things?

Leeloo’s a lovely licker, Erika T.

THIS JUST IN: The Most Popular Man in the History of the Entire Human Race

Well, maybe not at this exact moment, but he will be. Oh yes… he will be.

UPDATE: Yes, this is an (accidental) encore; hope you enjoy it again.

Who’s Snorgling Whom?

And now for something completely different: A raccoon with a pet ferret. Or maybe a ferret with a pet raccoon. Or a rerret playing with a faccoon. Or something.

C’Mere, You Have Something on Your Face

[Licks paw]

[Wipes your face]

Thanks for keeping us clean, Lologabriella

I Must Leeck You

Bring zuh rabeet to me.

I must taste heem.

Yannnnnnnnnllllggggg. Dee-lee-shous.

Alexandra B. says all the animals on her farm want to meet the fresh buns as they pop out of the oven, and rescued fawn Callie is no exception.


At the cowzbah we make beautiful moozik together under the moonlight!

She’s a heart headed mooman, Anita F.

THIS JUST IN! Sender-Inner Mie just wrote moments ago: “Oh my, oh my oh my. Pyrit just posted a pic of a calf with a heart on his/her forehead. I seem to have taken a pic of that calf’s momma, see attached.”


The tongue on our new dishwasher is too small!

We’ll need to get at least a dozen more!

You’re all washed up, Kira S.

Do Not Name Your Pet After A Food

It’s cruel. I mean look at how traumatized “Carrots” and “Coconut” are!

Oh the sufferingks! Enough is enough! No more “Sugar” or “Oreo”! No more “Pfefferneuse” or “Wasabi!” [Drool]

There, there little kittens [nibbles ear], it’s [leeck], gonna be OK NOM NOM NOM!

We’re ready for some serious eats, Gregory B.!

The C.O. Guide to First-Date Etiquette

At the conclusion of the evening, the couple may linger outside the lady’s abode, whereupon she may present her cheek to the gentleman, in invitation of a platonic kiss. The gentleman is advised not to take undue advantage, and above all…

no tongues! Ah-ha! Caught you!

Taffeta, Ângela.


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