Are You My Mother?

Yes. Yes, I am.

I knew that, mama, I was just checking.


You are not a hen. You are not a dog. You are not a boat. You are not a snort. You are Ant!

Conga-Leecking!

OK, so then this happened…

I Gotcher Sucker Right Here, Kid

We’ll just attach it to your nose, like so, and…

From Scott and Shannon at SuburbanBullies.com.

Winston gets leecked on Valentine’s Day

Winston is THE MAN

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Thanks to Rich J. of FourFour, for this encore presentayshe of Winston.

Your Ice Cream or Your Life!

Here, take my ice cream! Just please don’t hurt me!


Bella Lightning Bolt says, “Bill H., yer just lucky ya weren’t eatin’ a Twinkie.”

I Just Don’t Get It…

Not that I’m knocking Thanksgiving; it’s my favorite holiday. I work the room, do the “soulful eyes” bit, rake in the table scraps. Pretty sweet deal. But there’s one thing I’ll never figure out: How do they manage to get pumpkin pie from one of these things?


Leeloo’s a lovely licker, Erika T.

THIS JUST IN: The Most Popular Man in the History of the Entire Human Race

Well, maybe not at this exact moment, but he will be. Oh yes… he will be.

UPDATE: Yes, this is an (accidental) encore; hope you enjoy it again.

Who’s Snorgling Whom?

And now for something completely different: A raccoon with a pet ferret. Or maybe a ferret with a pet raccoon. Or a rerret playing with a faccoon. Or something.

C’Mere, You Have Something on Your Face

[Licks paw]

[Wipes your face]



Thanks for keeping us clean, Lologabriella

I Must Leeck You

Bring zuh rabeet to me.

I must taste heem.


Yannnnnnnnnllllggggg. Dee-lee-shous.


Alexandra B. says all the animals on her farm want to meet the fresh buns as they pop out of the oven, and rescued fawn Callie is no exception.