ResQte Of The Week: Furrtographer Files, Vol. II

FUR_0736-XLLast week, we presented the first installment of “Furrtographer Faves” for ResQte Of The Week, ’cause, well, we liked the name- how the F and F go together. Today we present part II! (It’s “Files” now, though.)

First up, we have a Black Kitteh (above) named Ferdinand, and the Tortie below is named Stockton. Ferdy was born with eyelid agenesis. According to Saving Grace Rescue in San Francisco, his eyes are healing well after surgery. He is extra playful, has a big, loud purr and will be a large, robust hunk of a cat!

SGR says Stockton “is from a Stockton animal shelter and arrived here at 4 weeks of age with lumbar spine trauma. She’s adorable, playful and loving. The only extra care she needs is bladder expressions. She gets around and even climbs cat trees since her hind legs do move. It’s her lumbar spine muscles that are weak.” Both of ’em are at SG, right now, as in today! If you know someone in the area who wants a ResQte Kitteh, forward them the link to this post!


Bachelor Number One, Pretend I’m a Luscious Lollipop. What Would You Do To Me?

Firtht, we would thtand on a beacth, tho I could thake the thime to apprethiate your thylith extherior, thavoring the thight of your thlightly theer wrapper, thassily thinthed like a thort thkirt athop your thlender thtick.

Nexth, I would thlowly athisst you as you thed your thingth, thending them thailing across the thand, and you thtood thatuesthqe and thtill ath my eyeth thoaked in every inchth of your thiny, thleek, thenthuouthly thticky thkin.

After that, I’m not thure. Any thuggethtionth?


Via Mariposa Veterinary Wellness Center.

Happy Bleu Year!

image3“Bleu Steel is a rare Blue Beagle,” says Cuteporter Bridgette H. “He is full of energy and has an attitude of his own. Better watch him, he’ll steal your treat or bone in a minute!!”

“He thinks everything is a game and most of the time it’s really entertaining…until he’s running around with something he doesn’t need.”

“Trust me when I say, ‘no one can be blue when Bleu is around.’ He can make anyone happy!”

“Almost forgot to mention! If you want more Bleu fun, visit us at bleusteel_the_beagle on Instagram!”


Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

With their yearlong, multimillion-dollar divorce nearly finalized, Francis and Foofy Finklestein divide their remaining property: three boxes of paper clips and a Yanni CD. Winner gets the paper clips.

Meanwhile, Melanie Boogerwiper confronts shady blackmailer Emil von Waffle, who claims to have photographic proof that Melanie once owned an entire set of the “Police Academy” movies.

And in a secluded room at the No Names Please Motel on the edge of town, forbidden lovers Lance and Sheila engage in a stimulating discussion on the unknowable nature of the cosmos…

Via Petteri Sulonen.

Pom -N- Lop

Biggie & Harvey 10In the first photo (above) Biggie (the Pom) decides to go in for some Classic Interspecies Snorgling with Harvey (the Lop)! Below, he decides to get his Leecks in!

Biggie & Harvey 3
“I’d like to submit these photos of two little buddies, Biggie and Harvey. We had Biggie first and then we got Harvey. Biggie loved Harvey so much he licked his head constantly, until he created a bald spot and we had to put a stop to it!” -Alison P.

Girl, Interrupted

In a dog’s life, timing is everything. For example, when you want to play fetch, don’t choose a time when your human is impersonating a pretzel.

Don Juan? More Like Don’t Want

“Oh, mah darl-leeng, ah must haff you…I zhall geef you zhe Leeck of Loff, zhe powerful technique romantique zhat no woman can ree-zeest…”



Chat Câlin Avec Un Cheval

(AKA “Cuddly Cat With a Horse,” for those who did poorly in college French…like me. -B.)


‘Member earlier this week, Hoppy The Deer decided to do some major cleanup on a kitteh. Now comes part II from over theyah in France.

The soon-to-get-whacked Yahoo! Shine has the story, via Kimberly K.

Mmmm, Kittehs Taste GOOD

Nom, Ptooey, Hairball!

Woooo, Lookin’ Good!

Cats always look good. Now they are helping hoomins look good too. Or maybe they’re just giving ’em a good licking.

Frîncu Mihai’s YouTube.


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