And when he’s finished with the pancakes he’s going to want to wash it down with some milk.
The cows will not be pleased with his methods.
COXCU!!!
See you on the flipside, Peter
Posts tagged as: I shall leeck you
Mr. Tomkins, Wait!
December 8, 2010 By
“Your collar is up. I’ll fix it so you wont look silly at the Big Meeting.”
“Miss Whitetail, I want to look good for the Big Meeting, please fix my collar.”
“Of course, Mr. Tomkins. Why didn’t I think of that?”
What a good eye deer, Kaley!
Baby and Bambi Share Affectionate Thoughts
October 8, 2010 By
“Your white spots act as camouflage by blending with the the rays of light that filter through the canopy of leaves to the forest floor! Also, they look like fuzzy gumdrops!”
“And you smell like a banana that’s been doused in curdled love.”
Ella and Moon Shadow will be BFFs forevah, Frank and Carolyn D.
She Tastes Like Talcum Powder, Rainbows…and Disease.
September 30, 2010 By
“I swear I just turned my head for a second, and when I looked back – I was crippled with fear! My God, all those germs! Dr. Veterinarian, please tell me my baby isn’t going to lose his tongue…”
Isla’s adorable and that puppy is lucky to have her, Pammy O. Photo by Luly.
Attack of the Deadly Pug-ranha!
September 28, 2010 By
Caution: The Pug-ranha is considered cute and extremely dangerous! Although they may appear small and harmless, a school of pug-ranha can snorgle a full-size adult into submission within minutes! Beware!
Note: We can’t embed this clip, so click the picture to watch at YouTube.
Thhhhhhfffffbbbbt!
August 31, 2010 By
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”
“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
Pa-Sickie II: Honeydew Boogaloo
August 14, 2010 By
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the power of honeydew melon popsicles so amazing, they can transform kitties into pups with a 2/3 success rate.
From Barbara S., “DaChickenLady”
PS: The swimming pool’s a smart idea, ’cause them popsicles is messy.
PPS: PA-SICKIE!
Armed and Fluffy
August 3, 2010 By
*ALERT* This is an all-points bulletin – Please be on the look-out for a suspect of smaller build, answers to the name “Scoop” and is known to use the alias “Smooches DeLuca”. Suspect is wanted for string of heinous drive-by lickings.
Crime is really on the rise, Kaley B.
Primo Better Be Quick on Those Feet
August 3, 2010 By
As Primo leaned in for a kiss, he neglected to consider the fact that perhaps Big Bertha would not approve.
Air kiss, Kendra G.
Well, Somebody Forgot to Moisturize
July 26, 2010 By
“Goodness, honey, (slurp) you’re just as dry as a (slurp) little ol’ piece of sandpaper, (slurp) I do de-clay-yuh! Are you (slurp) wearing enough sunscreen, dearie?”
Tonguetastic Christina S. shot this one.
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