I’m Never Gonna Let You Go!

I’m gonna hold you in mah ahms fer everrrrr!

Movie by Emily S. Redonkulous music added by Cute Overload. Yeah.

More on that behbeh polar bear…

I guess she’s not going by the name "Knut Numero Dos", but "Flocke" or Snowflake.

Ahhnnnnggghh. Tongueitude.

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Dorothee B., her eyes look like little tildes.  ~ ~

Can’t we all just get along?

Love how the cat "wears" the rat… and the cat cleeeeeeans the dog. Ahhnng. [head tilt]

Johanna S., a very Holiday-esque find…

Smooch. Smooch. Smooch.

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I’ll be honest with ya, I need to let these two speak for themselves.  Y’know, eventually.  They’re gonna need air at some point.  But all this twitterpating gets me emblushified.

Via Reuters; seen on Thursday’s Yahoo News.  Click the pic for videeyohh.

Window cleaners, only pennies a day…

2 cents per slurp, 3 cents per glurp. No job is too small.

Call 1-800-SQWERLS, press 1 for Tony.


, originally uploaded by seizethedave.

HALP! mah tun ith thuck, Laura J.

You know what time it is? It’s Business Time

This post inspired by Flight of the Conchords song: "Business Time."

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Super-Close-Slurp-Cam

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Business hours are ovah

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For REALS, Lisa S. For Reals.

People, I could not post this fast ENOUGH!

WHERE IS THE INSTA-POST BUTTON!?!

Without further ado… we give you: "Mom Licks Kitteh ‘Tocks, Kitteh Squirms with Best Mew Sound and Off in the Distance, Someone is Purring"

Fastest post evar, MegaRouge… :D You win.

Wedding guest thinks of nothing but open bar

OMG. Get a load of Porkchop. He was sooo rude during the ceremony.

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C.O.X.C.U.: Porkchop is all "Taco Bell’s Canon in D, Whatevs"

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Thaddeus and Di, nice, er, guests you invited there.

See, you can learn good things from this site

First, your bath, then your feeding.

Stop squirming.


Dexter licking Willa, originally uploaded by Torrie.

This is a quality Babysitting technique—just another public service we provide here at C.O. Excellent sleuthing, Jason B. ;)

It’s happening AGAIN

Let’s take a short break from all the 9/11 memorial news, shall we?  ‘Cause here’s a sweet old lady chihuahua (10 is sorta old in dog years) with her new litter!  So tiny… anhhhh… nature triumphs agai–hold on a sec.

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…yep, we got skwerls.

(Spotted on CNN.com by teh Schmoop!)

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