Window cleaners, only pennies a day…

2 cents per slurp, 3 cents per glurp. No job is too small.

Call 1-800-SQWERLS, press 1 for Tony.


, originally uploaded by seizethedave.

HALP! mah tun ith thuck, Laura J.

You know what time it is? It’s Business Time

This post inspired by Flight of the Conchords song: "Business Time."

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Super-Close-Slurp-Cam

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Business hours are ovah

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For REALS, Lisa S. For Reals.

People, I could not post this fast ENOUGH!

WHERE IS THE INSTA-POST BUTTON!?!

Without further ado… we give you: "Mom Licks Kitteh ‘Tocks, Kitteh Squirms with Best Mew Sound and Off in the Distance, Someone is Purring"

Fastest post evar, MegaRouge… :D You win.

Wedding guest thinks of nothing but open bar

OMG. Get a load of Porkchop. He was sooo rude during the ceremony.

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C.O.X.C.U.: Porkchop is all "Taco Bell’s Canon in D, Whatevs"

Open_bar

Thaddeus and Di, nice, er, guests you invited there.

See, you can learn good things from this site

First, your bath, then your feeding.

Stop squirming.


Dexter licking Willa, originally uploaded by Torrie.

This is a quality Babysitting technique—just another public service we provide here at C.O. Excellent sleuthing, Jason B. ;)

It’s happening AGAIN

Let’s take a short break from all the 9/11 memorial news, shall we?  ‘Cause here’s a sweet old lady chihuahua (10 is sorta old in dog years) with her new litter!  So tiny… anhhhh… nature triumphs agai–hold on a sec.

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…yep, we got skwerls.

(Spotted on CNN.com by teh Schmoop!)

Amazingly distractingks!

Will you please check out the FEROCIOUS TACTICS used by "Nivea" the bun, to stop her owner from checking her teef.It worked.

Rebecca V. H., I posted this one faster than you could say; "no leecky!!!"

Oh, and also posted on CuteCast, natch.

People, don’t make me create a new category

You know the deal—three photos with the same topic, and it becomes a category of it’s own. Just HOW many geckoes have we seen licking things? MORE THAN THREE! But do we make it a CATEGORY!? DO WE!?

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Sanders K., I can’t possibly make a decision in this state. You decide. And nice coffee stirrer licker.

And now, a nice little image before you go to bed tonight

GAAAAAAAAAH!

Love the teef.

Gaaaaah

Katherine T., nice bebeh zoo animal collectshe.

I MOSTE KEES YOU

I MOSTE!

I… moste. I moste kees!

Just let me do eet.

Please.Please let him do eet, Sender-Inner C.H.S. ;)

// UPDATE — yes, oops, this is a dupe post! Encore! //

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