Encore Presentayshe: SING IT, WHITNEY!

This is an encore presentayshe of Christian the Lion. This version has Whitney Houston belting it out in the background, timed perfectly with the lion leap is just *too moshe* to handle.

Joanna A., I wish a local vicar would let ME play on his field. Oh, and I will always love you.

!!! H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y M E G !!!

Please accept this leetle gift on your special day!

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XoXoXo,

Sparky + C.S.O.

And now, MOOSES IN SPRINKLERS!

Back to BACK

Moose in SPRINKLER ACTION

YOU HEARD ME

Next up, it’s—yes, more meeses in sprinklers

Next up, it’s—yes, even more meeses in sprinklers

To Jehn B. and all the other fine, fine Peeps who sent these in, large moose-tongue-sized sprinkler slurps of thanks.

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Bunneh

This little grey bun’s Ma perished just a week after it was born.

Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.

Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]

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Jess K., I’m picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don’t get back in the box.

Watch out for mah libbipps

With on-bun libbick, I’ll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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<  <–fish lips shape

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.

New From Ronco!

Style your hair the natural way, with the new KittyCut 3000!(tm)  Using patented TongueX technology, the KittyCut 3000 washes, trims and styles your hair — while you relax!  Why spend twenty, thirty, even forty dollars on a salon cut?  Get the smart style you’ve always wanted at home — for just kibble a day!

But will it get along with my Roomba, Rachel J.?

Oh, Those Wacky Papillons!

"Hey, sweetie, hold still.  You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)

"Wha-?  I don’t feel anything! Cut it out!"

"I’m serious," (slurp)  "There’s something in your eye."  (slurp, slurp)

"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don’t …"

"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?"  (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!"  (slurp)

"WHAT?!  WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"

"My tongue.  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I swear, it gets funnier every time I do it.

I suppose it’ll be "pull my paw" next, eh, Sara L.?

Live Cub Cam

Somewhere in… (Norway?) is a live lion cub cam. Looks like Mom cat has three four cubbages.

It’s like checking in on your dog at daycare, only lion-y!

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Let’s check in on them, Austin L.!

I’m pretending it’s Friday.

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Mornin’, Peeps.

Sources here and here, if you couldn’t guess. 😉

The Daily Snorgle

There should really be a website called ‘The Daily Snorgle". And pics like this should be on it for your snorgling-from-afar pleasure.

[Purring sounds]

[Cheek push causing eyeball smoosh]

I shall leeck you

Some snorglers MUST BE SUBDUED LIKE DEES [claw puncturing sound]

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A little VAMPIRE KRONSCHE never hurt ANYONE! [Kronshe!]

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Sender-Inner Jenna M., the tongue at the end is the best part.

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