He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Bunneh

This little grey bun’s Ma perished just a week after it was born.

Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.

Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]

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Jess K., I’m picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don’t get back in the box.

Watch out for mah libbipps

With on-bun libbick, I’ll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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<  <–fish lips shape

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.

New From Ronco!

Style your hair the natural way, with the new KittyCut 3000!(tm)  Using patented TongueX technology, the KittyCut 3000 washes, trims and styles your hair — while you relax!  Why spend twenty, thirty, even forty dollars on a salon cut?  Get the smart style you’ve always wanted at home — for just kibble a day!

But will it get along with my Roomba, Rachel J.?

Oh, Those Wacky Papillons!

"Hey, sweetie, hold still.  You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)

"Wha-?  I don’t feel anything! Cut it out!"

"I’m serious," (slurp)  "There’s something in your eye."  (slurp, slurp)

"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don’t …"

"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?"  (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!"  (slurp)

"WHAT?!  WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"

"My tongue.  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I swear, it gets funnier every time I do it.

I suppose it’ll be "pull my paw" next, eh, Sara L.?

Live Cub Cam

Somewhere in… (Norway?) is a live lion cub cam. Looks like Mom cat has three four cubbages.

It’s like checking in on your dog at daycare, only lion-y!

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Let’s check in on them, Austin L.!

I’m pretending it’s Friday.

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Mornin’, Peeps.

Sources here and here, if you couldn’t guess.  ;)

The Daily Snorgle

There should really be a website called ‘The Daily Snorgle". And pics like this should be on it for your snorgling-from-afar pleasure.

[Purring sounds]

[Cheek push causing eyeball smoosh]

I shall leeck you

Some snorglers MUST BE SUBDUED LIKE DEES [claw puncturing sound]

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A little VAMPIRE KRONSCHE never hurt ANYONE! [Kronshe!]

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Sender-Inner Jenna M., the tongue at the end is the best part.

What a DELICIOUS-looking leg I have!

I am SOOO delectabuhls!!!

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Um, OK, Jessica B., that’s a little weird, but with the folded tongue action, I’ll accept it.

Shhh! Just let me kees

Ssshhhhhh. [puts paw over beak]

Just… just let me keees

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If lovin’ a squirrel is wrong, I don’t wanna be right, Nancy P.

Pa-sickie

Pa-sickie!

Pa-sickie!

Pa-sickie!

Sender-Inner Jack G. says his girlfriend can’t help but roll into a ball when she watches this video. I AM IN THE FORM OF A BALL RIGHT NOW OMG

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