Sunday Snork

According to Sender-Inner Cammie C., all the other giraffes at the zoo were happily snorfing down pellets while this gal snorked a pole.

Mmmm, salty McTimberssons! Snork snork snork.

Snorking

Giraffe leeps are so great—check out the bendy-back action.

SNORK-HANCE!

Snorked

Cammie C., and everyone out there, have you snorked today?

Scottish Fold wide-eyed tongue action

[eye roll]People, there is way too much proshness going on here with this ‘Fold.

Behold the ‘On-the-back-wide-eyed’ action and the ‘sure-I’ll-suck-on-your-fingie’ action:

And just in case you need an extra hit:

The Lick Spot!

We ALL have one.

Don’t even TRY to tell me you don’t have a Lick Spot. Because I know you do. My Sophomore biology teacher told me about ‘em.

Marco U., I’m not even going to ask WTF is going on in this freaky sitch. I’ll just enjoy.

Encore Presentayshe: SING IT, WHITNEY!

This is an encore presentayshe of Christian the Lion. This version has Whitney Houston belting it out in the background, timed perfectly with the lion leap is just *too moshe* to handle.

Joanna A., I wish a local vicar would let ME play on his field. Oh, and I will always love you.

!!! H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y M E G !!!

Please accept this leetle gift on your special day!

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XoXoXo,

Sparky + C.S.O.

And now, MOOSES IN SPRINKLERS!

Back to BACK

Moose in SPRINKLER ACTION

YOU HEARD ME

Next up, it’s—yes, more meeses in sprinklers

Next up, it’s—yes, even more meeses in sprinklers

To Jehn B. and all the other fine, fine Peeps who sent these in, large moose-tongue-sized sprinkler slurps of thanks.

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Bunneh

This little grey bun’s Ma perished just a week after it was born.

Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.

Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]

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Jess K., I’m picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don’t get back in the box.

Watch out for mah libbipps

With on-bun libbick, I’ll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.

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But will it get along with my Roomba, Rachel J.?

Oh, Those Wacky Papillons!

"Hey, sweetie, hold still.  You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)

"Wha-?  I don’t feel anything! Cut it out!"

"I’m serious," (slurp)  "There’s something in your eye."  (slurp, slurp)

"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don’t …"

"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?"  (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!"  (slurp)

"WHAT?!  WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"

"My tongue.  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I swear, it gets funnier every time I do it.

I suppose it’ll be "pull my paw" next, eh, Sara L.?