…WITH MY CLAW!!!
1. Winston and Rudy are snuggular
2. Rudy pushes things TOO FAR
3. SNEEZE ATTACK!!!!
We’re always glad to see guest-blogger Winston get a chance to address his audience, Rich.
It strikes without warning, wreaking terrible terror too terrifyingly torturous to tolerate! What is it? And what does it crave, this creeping horror, this unearthly ungulate, striking fear into the hearts of all who bear witness?
When it hunts you — YOU DARE NOT MOVE! When it finds you — YOU DARE NOT BREATHE! Nothing in the depths of your darkest nightmares can prepare you for the UNSTOPPABLE EVIL!!!
There is no escape from … THE ATTACK OF THE FIFTY-FOOT TONGUE!
A Morgan R. production, starring Clifton Flange, Loretta Trashsmasher and “Tex” McGee as Cardinal Richelieu. Rated [R] for Redonkulous. Coming soon to this theater!
Brace yourselves. Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and your Mom is going to tell you that you made the potatoes wrong. I’m just telling you now. So, to successfully deal with the onslaught of family holidays, I’d like to suggest, in this order:
1. Carry a pocket flask for liquid courage as needed. Do not share it with your Druncle.
2. Whenever you need to, come back to these two photos to remind yourself not all families are full of dysfunctional morons. [head tilt]
Whoever is doing PR for pit bulls these days is doing heckuva job.
GeniusBeauty.com is reporting that pit bull terriers have softened their stances with baby chicks AND kittehs.
Get a load of this action: Pit Bull with Chicks
Pit Bull Takes Chicks For a Swim
Pit Bull and Kitteh Chick-Sit
Pit Bull and Chicks—A year later
Nice work, Videographer TexasGirly1979 and Sender-Inner Teresa F., enlighteningk!
Many exotic species—chameleon, zebra, Michael Jackson, just to name a few—depend on camouflage for survival. But few are as cunning as incognitus redonkulii, commonly known as the "Dessert Lizard." As patient as it is gifted, the Dessert Lizard has mastered the art of blending into the environment so completely that it can enjoy its diet of meringue without detection. In this photo, for example, the Dessert Lizard has cleverly assumed the shape of a fork.
Thanks to National Geographic Your Shot. Photo by the Bonnie "Macro lens at the ready!" Marsh. I’ll never look at flatware the same way again, Sender-Inner Johanna S.
While you’re pondering that, here is a lil’ story about Oliver the Puppeh.
Sender-Inner AS 33 fell in love with Oliver.
After several visits Oliver would run to the front of his cage and stuff his nose through the bars. He’d cry when she left.
When Oliver was scared and he would hide under his bed.
Then, AS 33’s brother adopted Oliver.
After only a week, Oliver followed his new Human around everywhere and was very loyal.
Oliver refuses to be walked, cuddled or fed by anyone else!
The End. [Head tilt]