Happy Birthday to me,

I’m a pocket Pet, Squee!
My one wish this birthday?
Send a carrot to me!

2_2

WOO HOO!

3_2

Mission-Accomplished-hance!

Coxcu

Emily D.—are you like a hamster-tongue poser or something? This is ridiculous. By the way Emily claims she has more photos here if you can believe it.

Chapter 27: Showdown in the Moonlight

Later that evening, Rosalie lingered with Hector on the veranda.  He was silent as usual, his lush brown eyes locked upon some distant horizon that only his heart could know.  She had learned not to disturb these moods, but tonight she yearned more than ever to reach him.

I feel I owe you people an apology:  Hundreds of posts since June...

"Please tell me what you’re feeling," she whispered.  As always, there was no reply, only the unblinking, haunted stare that masked untold heartbreak and madness.  Her aching for him was greater now than she had ever known, and slowly, hesitantly, she lowered her face to him.

...and I haven't dropped one F-bomb.  Maybe it's age, or upbringing...

It was only a flutter at first, a brief sensation as her lips brushed against his, but it felt like forbidden fire coursing through her entire body.  Drunk with passion, she pressed her mouth ever more urgently to his, desperately seeking some sign, some ray of hope that he hungered for her as well.

...but I owe you more than excuses; I owe you mean-spirited

But there was no hint of validation from his warm yet unyielding eyes, and Rosalie felt her passion turn to anger.  "Well, I hope you’re proud ofth yourthelfth!" she blurted.  "All thith thime I waitedth for you, praying thath you could thare my feelingth!  And now, ifth you’ll let go of my thounge, I’m leaving you fthorever!"

And I solemnly pledge to you that I will be more frick'in vulgar in 2009.

Pass the Kleenex, Molly C.

Just let me clean your nostril out

HOLD STILL DAMMEET!!!

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Cute Overload Extremely Disgusting Close Up:

Ew

Christine, I hope that’s you driving away in the yellow bug. Far, far away.

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Are they even OLD ENOUGH for this!?

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/909975

This is an adorable video of 2 of the puppies french kissing.  I’m not sure if it was recently posted, but I only saw it for the first time today, and I’m an AVID Shiba watcher.  It’s obviously from before the 5 pups were adopted.

This would be the best post EVAR!

-Audra Detillier
New Orleans, LA

The Year In Cute: Once You Go Walrus, Baby, You Never Go Back

In 2008, all the creatures of the world learned to live and love together in blissful peace and harmony.  Well, except for us, of course, but y’know — we’ve got issues.  Anyway, here are some of the interspeciesly snorglest photos of 2008 to show us how it’s done, and here to help them out is our very special guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Mister Barry White!

Oh my (ow) darling, my (ow) forbidden love (ow) for you will (ow) never die...

I claim this kitty in the name of the Republic of Budgietania!

Man, I HATE it when Uncle Louie comes to visit.

And now it's time to play 'Guess Whose Tongue That Is?'

Thanks also to the Sender-Inner Orchestra: Stephanie P., Nancy P., Johanna S., and Teajay

[Say in Pepé le Pew voice] “Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?”

"Eef you ‘ave not tried eet, do not knock eet.

I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?"

"You know, sometimes I ask myself ‘Ees eet worth eet?’ and I answer myself ‘YEEEES! EET EES WORTH EET!’ VIVA L’AMOUR" Mei-Li P.! Pépe le Peu quotes from Big Cartoon Forum.

I Shall Pet You Now…

…WITH MY CLAW!!!

Cat and parrot found by Andrew Y. I haven’t laughed that hard since the Trapezoid haircut on that Bichon Frisé!

I shall keel you. WITH SNEEZES!

1. Winston and Rudy are snuggular
2. Rudy pushes things TOO FAR
3. SNEEZE ATTACK!!!!

We’re always glad to see guest-blogger Winston get a chance to address his audience, Rich.

Quite possibly the awesomest photo ever submitted

It’s… TONGUE’S EYE VIEW!!! [blazing guitar riff sound] Ow!

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Whooooooooooaaaa! "Baron (Large Tongue)" by Alex R.

And Now, Previews of Coming Attractions

It strikes without warning, wreaking terrible terror too terrifyingly torturous to tolerate!  What is it? And what does it crave, this creeping horror, this unearthly ungulate, striking fear into the hearts of all who bear witness?

M-U-U-U-U-U-U-S-S-S-S-T ...

When it hunts you — YOU DARE NOT MOVE! When it finds you — YOU DARE NOT BREATHE! Nothing in the depths of your darkest nightmares can prepare you for the UNSTOPPABLE EVIL!!!

... H-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-V-E ...

There is no escape from … THE ATTACK OF THE FIFTY-FOOT TONGUE!

... B-R-R-R-R-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D!!!

A Morgan R. production, starring Clifton Flange, Loretta Trashsmasher and “Tex” McGee as Cardinal Richelieu.  Rated [R] for Redonkulous.  Coming soon to this theater!

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