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Your Ice Cream or Your Life!

pyrit — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:26:39 +0000

Here, take my ice cream! Just please don’t hurt me!

Bella Lightning Bolt says, “Bill H., yer just lucky ya weren’t eatin’ a Twinkie.”

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I Just Don’t Get It…

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 17:08:43 +0000

Not that I’m knocking Thanksgiving; it’s my favorite holiday. I work the room, do the “soulful eyes” bit, rake in the table scraps. Pretty sweet deal. But there’s one thing I’ll never figure out: How do they manage to get pumpkin pie from one of these things?

Leeloo’s a lovely licker, Erika T.

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THIS JUST IN: The Most Popular Man in the History of the Entire Human Race

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:53:56 +0000

Well, maybe not at this exact moment, but he will be. Oh yes… he will be.

UPDATE: Yes, this is an (accidental) encore; hope you enjoy it again.

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Who’s Snorgling Whom?

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:03:42 +0000

And now for something completely different: A raccoon with a pet ferret. Or maybe a ferret with a pet raccoon. Or a rerret playing with a faccoon. Or something.

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C’Mere, You Have Something on Your Face

Meg — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 20:47:55 +0000

[Licks paw]

[Wipes your face]

Thanks for keeping us clean, Lologabriella

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I Must Leeck You

Meg — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 18:11:09 +0000

Bring zuh rabeet to me.

I must taste heem.

Yannnnnnnnnllllggggg. Dee-lee-shous.

Alexandra B. says all the animals on her farm want to meet the fresh buns as they pop out of the oven, and rescued fawn Callie is no exception.

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sMOOch!

pyrit — Mon, 16 May 2011 12:44:53 +0000

At the cowzbah we make beautiful moozik together under the moonlight!

She’s a heart headed mooman, Anita F.

THIS JUST IN! Sender-Inner Mie just wrote moments ago: “Oh my, oh my oh my. Pyrit just posted a pic of a calf with a heart on his/her forehead. I seem to have taken a pic of that calf’s momma, see attached.”

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Honey!

pyrit — Wed, 11 May 2011 22:24:43 +0000

The tongue on our new dishwasher is too small!

We’ll need to get at least a dozen more!

You’re all washed up, Kira S.

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Do Not Name Your Pet After A Food

pyrit — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 05:21:45 +0000

It’s cruel. I mean look at how traumatized “Carrots” and “Coconut” are!

Oh the sufferingks! Enough is enough! No more “Sugar” or “Oreo”! No more “Pfefferneuse” or “Wasabi!” [Drool]

There, there little kittens [nibbles ear], it’s [leeck], gonna be OK NOM NOM NOM!

We’re ready for some serious eats, Gregory B.!

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The C.O. Guide to First-Date Etiquette

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 12:18:43 +0000

At the conclusion of the evening, the couple may linger outside the lady’s abode, whereupon she may present her cheek to the gentleman, in invitation of a platonic kiss. The gentleman is advised not to take undue advantage, and above all…

… no tongues! Ah-ha! Caught you!

Taffeta, Ângela.

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